A. Don't care.
Q. Are you scatmuncher or just a fan of golden showers? |
A. Niether. I'm a fan of golden showers.
Q. Who would win the lottery then? |
A: Scott Bakula.
Q: To be, or not to be? |
A. To not be.
Q. How many years yong is oddjobabe? |
A: Either 36 or 37. Not exactly sure.
Q: Have you ever been attacked by a masked man, armed with an AIDS-infested hypodermic needle? |
Frequently. Actually, I'm hearing a knock at the door. Its probably him...
Why has god forsaken me? |
A: Because you flaunt your disbelief in religion in general.
Q: Do toy-like people make you boy-like? |
A. Yes.
Q. Have you ever seen a whale with a polka-dot tail? (anyone who gets that referance gets 100 points) |
Sorry, I don't eat mushrooms...
Why is eating seeds like a past-time activity? |
A. Because the cave men did it.
Q. Who is The Milkman? |
Well, his secret identity is "Moxco. Executive", but I'm just supposed to tell you he's the guy who brings you yogurt.
What will you being doing when the purple rabbits attack? |
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A: Startin' up the barbque. Q: What do you do when the pink elephants are on parade? |
A: Remark upon the obsurdity of their pink color.
Q: What will you do when the yellow monkies deplete our banana supply? |
A: Cry for a little bit, then realize I don't really care and go on with life.
Q: What do you wear when you drive a truck? |
A: Nothing. I like to feel the wind all over my body. It's quite refreshing.
Q: Mentos + Pepsi = ? |
A: Dunno. Maybe nothing. But Mentos + Diet Pepsi = GOOSH!
Q: Would you go with me? |
A: Who are you? Donnie Darko?
Q: Did you know that Jesus was Jewish? |
A: As long as you knew that Wilie was a hippie. And you didn't answer my question.
Q: April fools? |
A: Actually, it's over. And I did answer your question, but with another question :p.
Q: We Todd Ed? |
A: Sofa king we Todd Ed. (Haha- Sorry. My uncle taught me that one.)
Q: Do you drive a truck with high heels on? |
A: no, because then the heels would probably break from trying to slam the breaks in time, to avoid the ugliest little purple chupathingy that was crossing the road to get away from the lightbulbs with the giant koala leader and to prove that if you beat coffee with pantyhose, it will bleed.
Q: belly bombs+gut grenades+colon terminaters+ass frags=? |
The answer, ofcourse, is fudge flavoured termites.
Wibble? |
A: Wobble.
Q: YOU ARE SPARTAN 117! Aren't you? |
A: Nope. Nuh-uh. No way. No. Niet. Nie. Non.
Q: You are SPARTAN 117, aren't you!? |
A: No, I'm an evil lizard monster that Reverand Cornelius Blow referrs to!
Q: Why did all the dinosaurs die out? |
A: Because you touch yourself at night (Had to say it :p).
Q: Don't you love Pee Wee Herman? |
A: The breakfast machine who shoots you in the arm, he made that I think.
Q: Censor television you fools? OT: Snuzi, I get your reference. Family Guy. Seen that episode :) |
A. Your a fool.
Q. 3.1415926535897932-oddjobabe= |
Letters cannot be subtracted from numbers.
Why do I like to scare myself by looking at freakish things? |
A: Because freakish things are usually scary.
Q: Do you wear a wig? OT: Heh, glad you caught my reference, Oddjob :D. |