I need to kill you.

Ah, a phone in front of a mirror, the classic Facebook profile picture.

On a side note, you have lost weight!

Duck face!

Oooowoooo oooh!

I was trying to blow a kiss at you.

Edit: That's totally how I kiss, too. Hot, huh?

It certainly made me wet.

I don't have any recent photos but my friend did recently uncover this beauty, me aged 14.. Say what you want about the hair, face, and the guy hugging me. The hair was a phase, the face was a faceHA, the guy was my cousin. No homo.

You don't have to say 'no homo'. We don't give a shit if you are. And we don't give a shit if you're not.

STM used to care.

But now I'm totally gay for Josh so it doesn't matter.

I don't like you hugging other men, you know that. I'm disappointed.

That's not Josh. That's some impostor. Josh was magical, and he never should have gone away.

Apparently he came back once and stated acting like an entitled prick. I wasn't here for that.

I don't remember that happening.

We agreed to forget about that. We joined hands and invoked the Sphere. We agreed.

It's like the Second Coming of Jesus. What a let-down. And my trousers were ruined!

I don't remember that either. You high?

Time for some OWF history research!

As far as I remember people (I recall DI) were pissed because he made a big thing about leaving (He had good reason) and then he came back and was sort of both chummy and aloof (It was like 'Hey guys I'm not coming on again after this, BUT I'M JOSH ISN'T THAT AWESOME') and this was taken offense to.

i do. i remember calling him out when he returned in some random kids welcome thread. i felt guilty about it afterwards.

it was the stupid sense of entitlement that pissed me off when he came back, like he was some fucking internet celebrity. it was really out of character, and a shame.

I recall someone saying to him something like: "Fuck you! You disappear for ages and then come back acting like nothing happened?!"
They may have been joking, though.

Who gives a fuck. He's been gone a year or so now.

Sorry for not being up to par with my predecessor. Will try harder.

Don't drag Wil into this.

There is too little Abbey in this thread.

Is she screaming?

Sure. Why not.

What's with the strange border, is she in some kind of big TV?

She's your spit except adorable.

I took the picture with Instagram.

Abbey is amazing.

My school's annual jazz cabaret was last night. We always look forward to it as a chance to dress up.



There were lots of official photos taken of me, but this is the only one that made it in the batch they put on the internet for some reason. I look a bit goofy, but it's not too bad.

That would be a great image macro for 'They were THIS BIG!'

And with that, Nepsotic went on a quest of plastering OANST's daughter all over the internet, turning her into a popular world meme.

I'm nothing like that!

You're not?

I think you'd be nothing like anything if OANST caught you trying to that, barring perhaps a large pile of mincemeat, or an anatomical car crash.

Your head is vey flush with your neck. If you squint, you look a bit like Diglett or something.

I look at faces in a weird way. Don't take it personally.

Of course not! I'd rather look up old stuff than create new stuff.

I was trying to look cocky because the group I was playing in a that point is called "The Tom Mott Five". My neck and head are usually a bit further apart than that.

Yikes. What goes on in between them when they're far apart?

I think I meant to say my chin and my neck.

Are there actually five of you? Or have you gone down the Ben Folds Five route?