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Bullet Magnet 06-30-2011 09:58 AM

I'll drink to that.

Havoc 06-30-2011 10:02 AM

Would solve a lot of problems though.

Bullet Magnet 06-30-2011 10:34 AM

It would create new ones: boredom, and the state of being like borg.

Ridg3 06-30-2011 10:41 AM

Question. If someone was in a threesome and found it incredibly fun, exciting, good, whatever, then why would they want to go back to a twosome? I'm probably missing something here but it just strikes me as a bit odd.

And what Strike Witch said.

And whoever is easily distracted after sex has never had interesting pillow talk.

Havoc 06-30-2011 10:58 AM

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Question. If someone was in a threesome and found it incredibly fun, exciting, good, whatever, then why would they want to go back to a twosome? I'm probably missing something here but it just strikes me as a bit odd.

And what Strike Witch said.

And whoever is easily distracted after sex has never had interesting pillow talk.

Because a threesome is like Disneyland. It's fun every second you're there, but you can only go there like once a year. Unless of course you live right next to Disneyland in which case you're a very lucky SOB.

And the only interesting talk I've had with my pillow after sex was the mumbling of an almost in audible 'no... go away... tired...' after my gf has the nerve to ask for a glass of water after letting me be on top for almost an hour straight. Followed by lots of ZzZzZz's

Goresplatter 06-30-2011 11:02 AM

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And whoever is easily distracted after sex has never had interesting pillow talk.

Interesting? Pillow talk? What's this nonsense? Sometimes a cuddle is nice afterwards but there's rarely that much to talk about. It's very rare that "how was it for you? ;)" hasn't got an already obvious answer from what was just going on, heh.

Crashpunk 06-30-2011 11:02 AM

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Why you would want a threesome in the first place amazes me, seems an odd thing to do.

I have to agree with STM. Surely just you and just your partner would be more pleasant and less awkard?

Goresplatter 06-30-2011 11:05 AM

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I have to agree with STM. Surely just you and just your partner would be more pleasant and less awkard?

But think... there could be TWO vaginas! And FOUR tits! How cool is that?

Havoc 06-30-2011 11:08 AM

This place is full of surprises. In my life I've rarely met a healthy male who didn't like the idea of a threesome. Here I come across two. Oh well, more for me.

Edit: Goresplatter gets it.

Ridg3 06-30-2011 11:12 AM

Don't get me wrong, I like the idea of a threesome. It's just I wouldn't want to do it. The same way there's people I would love to murder, but wouldn't do it.

Alcar 06-30-2011 11:15 AM

There are people you would like to murder? There are people I despise, but murder...

As for threesomes, I can understand both points of view. Luckily, given that I'm single, threesomes for me are easy - I don't have to deal with the emotional/relationship aspect that the other two parties might/have to deal with :D

Alcar...

abe is now! 06-30-2011 11:23 AM

Everything about sex and girls is easy for you, cause you are a dish Alcar. And you're surely also good at chatting girls up ;) I wish I could be like you in this!

Havoc 06-30-2011 11:24 AM

A dish?

Ridg3 06-30-2011 11:25 AM

Dishy = good looking.

abe is now! 06-30-2011 11:25 AM

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A dish?

Yeas, it means a babe. It's a slang x)

Wings of Fire 06-30-2011 11:34 AM

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But think... there could be TWO vaginas! And FOUR tits! How cool is that?

Spoken like someone who never left puberty.

Alcar 06-30-2011 12:19 PM

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Everything about sex and girls is easy for you, cause you are a dish Alcar. And you're surely also good at chatting girls up ;) I wish I could be like you in this!

To be honest, it is rather funny. I have absolutely no qualms with walking up to random females and striking up conversation. It's incredibly easy.

However, the same cannot be said for males... :(

Alcar...

Hobo 06-30-2011 12:51 PM

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To be honest, it is rather funny. I have absolutely no qualms with walking up to random females and striking up conversation. It's incredibly easy.

However, the same cannot be said for males... :(

Alcar...

I will vouch for this. He asked my female friends MANY awkward questions.

Ridg3 06-30-2011 12:51 PM

Well, I did it. I've finally told my girlfriend about the appointment I made with the GP to get snipped. She doesn't approve which is understandable, but at the same time I can't help but feel like I shouldn't have told her. But I had to be fair.

So far I've given into putting the idea of the vasectomy on hold to see if I get the maternal tug later on in life, which I feel I will never get. What can I do, people? I don't want to have kids, nor do I want to feel like I'm being guilted into having one but I don't want to strip her of having a child either.

Just note that she isn't to fond of adopting.

Goresplatter 06-30-2011 12:57 PM

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Spoken like someone who never left puberty.

Someone has shit all sarcasm detection. Stop being so damned miserable.

Disgruntled Intern 06-30-2011 01:16 PM

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Well, I did it. I've finally told my girlfriend about the appointment I made with the GP to get snipped. She doesn't approve which is understandable, but at the same time I can't help but feel like I shouldn't have told her. But I had to be fair.

So far I've given into putting the idea of the vasectomy on hold to see if I get the maternal tug later on in life, which I feel I will never get. What can I do, people? I don't want to have kids, nor do I want to feel like I'm being guilted into having one but I don't want to strip her of having a child either.

Just note that she isn't to fond of adopting.

You can always have the vasectomy reversed.

Goresplatter 06-30-2011 01:22 PM

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You can always have the vasectomy reversed.

Eek... all the thought of little scissors cutting and tying tubes down there makes me wince. I'd just wait instead for the arrival of the MAN-PILL.

For MEN!

EDIT: I really hope they advertise it in such a manner. It will amuse me greatly.

T-nex 06-30-2011 01:26 PM

Id take the vasectomy above the pills anytime if I was a guy.
I don't like the idea of pumping my body with hormones... I have been on the pill before though(not that it did any good, since I kept forgetting to take them regularly).

Goresplatter 06-30-2011 01:32 PM

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Id take the vasectomy above the pills anytime if I was a guy.
I don't like the idea of pumping my body with hormones... I have been on the pill before though(not that it did any good, since I kept forgetting to take them regularly).

That's interesting, cause my girlfriend and a lot of my female friends seem to describe it as a godsend, in that it helps 'regularity' or some such things. Except for one, when she took it a week longer than she should have so she could set the period back a week before she had to spend some time away from her boyfriend, and ended up having some kind of double-strength period. Sounds (and looked) like a horrible experience, and I didn't even know it was possible.

Ridg3 06-30-2011 01:36 PM

I honestly couldn't care about pumping anything into my system and yes, DI, that was another thing I told her. She just won't buy it because of increased risk of complications or some shit like that. Also, that's not going to help when I never want kids.

Havoc 06-30-2011 02:36 PM

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You can always have the vasectomy reversed.

There's no guarantee for return of fertility however.

STM 06-30-2011 02:49 PM

No way someone is snipping my balls, I might change my mind and want kids afterwards anyway. Never will I get a vasectomy, not even for eleventy billion £...yes I expect someone might pay me to do it.

JennyGenesis 06-30-2011 03:35 PM

Well I just had a hell of an evening. All stated when I went out with a friend, we just went out for a walk. Then we went to a pub and he bought me a drink. Then whilst walking around we seen somebody we know at a bus stop, then suddenly a group of friends who were goona get pissed at a river show up. So we join them. Have a few drinks there. Then we move onto a pub. There was a guy in this group of friends I found rather hot. So I go and tell one of my friends that I find him hot and she says to me "He's actually bisexual" so I went up and asked him if it was true and he said yes. So the evening went on and I was chatting him up, things seemed to be going well and then I started hinting at things in which then he got rather giggly and nervous which I found cute. So things started to go more better and I bought him a drink and next thing you know about 5 minutes later there we are making out............

So as the drinks went down I was there having a chat with a friend when suddenly he comes up behind me and his hands are going everywhere so I said "Want something?" and he said "I do" sadly it waesent possible for us to go each others houses, so we walked a friend home all 3 of us drunk (I still am as I type this :D) and then after dropping off our friend we tried to find a spot.

We stopped in the middle of a river and things happened, the result? us two having a good time and my jacket getting covered in leaves and bracnes and all that crap.

Yeah this sounds like a blog, but I thought it would be more appropiate to post it there, never had a clue that just going out for a walk with a friend would turn into that. Had an awesome evening.

STM 06-30-2011 03:49 PM

Wait what about your boyfriend?

JennyGenesis 06-30-2011 03:56 PM

I told you, whilst he's gone were allowed to sleep with others.

STM 06-30-2011 04:11 PM

Oh OK, seems weird you guys argue about smoking but you can fuck other people quite happily while you're apart. Maybe that's just me, I'm not hip as the kids say these days.

Havoc 06-30-2011 04:11 PM

How gone is he? Like overseas on deployment gone? Or just home during the week gone?

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Maybe that's just me, I'm not hip as the kids say these days.

You're greener than grass, shut up before someone punches you in the face.

Nate 06-30-2011 06:46 PM

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So far I've given into putting the idea of the vasectomy on hold to see if I get the maternal tug later on in life, which I feel I will never get.

You're TWENTY. Get a grip, dude; most people don't start feeling the (p/m)aternal tug until they're approaching 30. And many guys don't really want kids until their partner talks them in to it and they don't feel paternal until they're actually holding their newborn.

I sincerely, sincerely hope that your doctor tells you to grow up and stop acting so idiotic.

enchilado 06-30-2011 09:31 PM

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So far I've given into putting the idea of the vasectomy on hold to see if I get the maternal tug later on in life, which I feel I will never get.

So you'll never feel the paternal tug because you don't feel it yet?

JennyGenesis 07-01-2011 01:55 AM

Well I've woke up this morning with no hangover :D

I've read though my posts pretty much remember what I wrote happening.

Still anoyed that I can't get this crap off my jacket still...................

Ridg3 07-01-2011 04:03 AM

Actually, I really want this, I really fucking do and you saying that I'm idiotic for thinking that I don't want kids is dickish. So fuck you.

Children fucking sicken me if you want the gods honest truth and to think about having kid that's totally dependent on me makes me sick. I never want kids and I firmly believe that I'll never, ever want them. Fuck, I can barely stand other peoples children. All that fucking baby talk, feeding, cleaning, teaching and whatever... I couldn't be fucking bothered with it so drop the fucking subject. I don't want to fucking talk about it anymore.

abe is now! 07-01-2011 04:09 AM

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Well, I did it. I've finally told my girlfriend about the appointment I made with the GP to get snipped. She doesn't approve which is understandable, but at the same time I can't help but feel like I shouldn't have told her. But I had to be fair.

So far I've given into putting the idea of the vasectomy on hold to see if I get the maternal tug later on in life, which I feel I will never get. What can I do, people? I don't want to have kids, nor do I want to feel like I'm being guilted into having one but I don't want to strip her of having a child either.

Just note that she isn't to fond of adopting.

Use Akuel, it's better!

Havoc 07-01-2011 04:17 AM

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Actually, I really want this, I really fucking do and you saying that I'm idiotic for thinking that I don't want kids is dickish. So fuck you.

Children fucking sicken me if you want the gods honest truth and to think about having kid that's totally dependent on me makes me sick. I never want kids and I firmly believe that I'll never, ever want them. Fuck, I can barely stand other peoples children. All that fucking baby talk, feeding, cleaning, teaching and whatever... I couldn't be fucking bothered with it so drop the fucking subject. I don't want to fucking talk about it anymore.

Hear hear!

That and I'm doing my part for the good of the planet by not putting another human being on this planet. Small step, but the environment starts with yourself. If people would just focus on that it would do the world a lot better instead of this focus on CO2.

If I do ever find myself wanting kids I'll adopt, thank you very much. Plenty of kids, even newborns, who need a good home and who would just become another loop in the system if I were to decide to have my own kid.

JennyGenesis 07-01-2011 04:49 AM

I never want kids.

Thankfully I won't get any unless I go out of my way to fill out some forms :p

My ex said that if we were together that he wanted to adpot, which frightened the life out of me, of course it's nice to give somebody a good life that really needs it but I just don't want to do all of the responsibilites to raise a child.

Thank goodness my current lover hates kids as much as me and we never want any :D

Ridg3 07-01-2011 05:03 AM

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If I do ever find myself wanting kids I'll adopt, thank you very much. Plenty of kids, even newborns, who need a good home and who would just become another loop in the system if I were to decide to have my own kid.

Fucking this, if I ever do feel the need to have a child, as I mentioned before, I'll adopt one and Havoc just fucking put down my exact reasoning for it.