I hate giving people compliments, generally me trying to be nice is 'you look less shitty than usual!' anything else sounds like I'm coming onto them. I'm not JG. Sorry.

Damn you, penis! You know that's not a woman!

I had a haircut. I always feel guilty, like I've somehow betrayed The Brotherhood of Long-Haired Men. Shaved too.

http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/5576/sdc14940.png

You must redraw your old avatar to count for this new look. I expect it on my desk by Wendesday Mr. Bagfeele.

Or I could draw all over my face to match my avatar.

You betrayed the brotherhood of long haired blonde men.

I feel betrayed.

So in short... you're a cunt?

MM you look oh so strange with short hair.

To be fair, I looked pretty strange with long hair too.

I prefer the long hair look on MM!

Well then you can all remember me as I was.

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9276/...1245041410.png

Now, when I first became net-literate, I promised myself I wouldn't go around filling it with vanity shots. I'm disappointed.

Nah I actually like your short hair, you look like an evil yet dashing villain. ;)

Also yes Jordan, I'm a cunt, but I don't mean to be, unless I'm being purposefully cunty.

Hey Jenny, were you wearing lipstick in that photo? Or do you just have really pink lips?

Everybody asks that same question about every photo of me...

Hey Jenny, were you wearing lipstick in that photo? Or do you just have really pink lips?

Everybody asks that same question about every photo of me...

I prefer the long hair look on MM!

So what happened just now?

It's not even funny any more. I just can't help myself.

You betrayed the brotherhood of long haired blonde men.

MM looks like my aunt :S

Good morning, Dearie.

Now I understand why people mistake me for a girl
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/8...011at00432.jpg
http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/9...2011at0045.jpg

Oh good God. Not only are you a woman but you miss, are a cam whore. ;)

You actually look pretty male in that one. The side-on shadow emphasises your brow, nose and chin, which are generally considered masculine features.

You look a bit like an elf with stubble in the first one.

Ok, I totally didn't ask for an in depth analysis like that.......

Oh, you totally did. You just didn't do so explicitly.

Did I?

I was merely responding to the irony that the photo where you finally admit to your femenine appearance is actually one where you look (comparatively) masculine.

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...98433284_n.jpg
I feel so great about myself :)
I got a haircut, had a shave and went to the park with a really nice girl today:) Not at all how I planned my weekend, but still fucking awesome :D

Aww, look how happy you are!

I really like that picture too! Everything is going my way! :)

Be honest people,

Where's Wally?
Yeah I said Wally, not Waldo otherwise the joke wouldn't work
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8075/...2011at2302.jpg