A: No, in fact I'm thinking of striking down the whole universe because of this.

Q: Where is the beast?

A. Use your imagination!
Q. Is the beast edible.

'I the beast edible' isn't a sentence that makes good sense. Please make sure you know what you're typing.

Sorry I made a typo. Fixed it up.

TO: Ah, thanks, that's more clear now, MoxCo.

A: No, but to it, you're edible.

Q: When did Sir. Prancelot die?

A. Straight after his final prance.
Q. Does the beast come with the new 'McDonalds Pasta Zoo Happy Meal'?

Um...sure. Let's go with that.... as long as I'm getting your money.




Why'd the emo kid cross the road?

To cut to the other side.

Why is my blood purple...?

Its grape drink.

Why don't the dancing teddy-bears leave me alone?

Cause they're insane teddy bears that work with Chucky.

Will you stop poking me, please?

A: But...I'm not the one poking you.

Q: Should I look out behind me?

A: Yes, because you never can tell... there just might be a Gremlin in your house.

Q: When was the period of the evil carrots?

A: 3 years ago, but I'd rather not talk about what happened during that accursed time.

Q: Why are you so curious to know about the period of the evil carrots?

A: Because my Grandfather fought in the war of the notorious vegetables.

Q: Why did the evil carrots make love with the evil apples?

Vegetable-obsessed.

What's the difference between dead and alive? I mean really?

A: Because for dead, all electrical activity in the brain has ceased, and for alive, all is properly functioning.

Q: What is frequency3?

the frequency after frequency 1.





Who has a suit that's big and red?

A: DareDevil.

Q: Are nuns evil?

The Satanic ones, yeah.





2 thread pages in one day!?!?! How the heck does that happen!?

A: I have no clue. I can't even respond fast enough in this thread. You people are too damn fast!

Q: Will someone post before I have a chance to?

No.

How come Arxryl's Piranha avatar has grown teeth?

OT: Argh snuzi posted before me!

A: It's not a piranha. It's a venus fly trap-ish thing.

Q: Razzle Dazzle?

A: Dazzle Razzle
Q: P or Q?

P.

If Snuzi wasn't poking me, who was?

A: I'd rather not say.

Q: Is tom yom soup, in reality, sewage?

I'd rather not say.
Are you purple?

No, I'm aqua.

XD or =D?

A. There are purple veins in my nether regions.

Q. Does that count?

A. If it doesn't count if it does.
Q. If it was raining king kongs would I win the lottery?

A: No, you be crushed under your unnecessary obsession.

Q: When did I die again?