Didn't he get shot by one of these?

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images.../tommy-gun.jpg

he did but he survived! so there!
http://www.supportusamilitary.org/Howitzer_firing.jpg

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-12/orange-tree.jpg

Yeah, but then he died in the garden.

http://paranoidagnostic.net/wp-conte...37;20salad.JPG
Fruit Salad!

http://www.plan59.com/images/JPGs/meat47hands01.jpg
And you're wrong about liking fruit!

That food is
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...otfuzz/not.jpg

I agree with ya. I don't go through thousands of years of evolution of getting to the top of the food chain just to get vegans to yell at me. Me and Muds say so. (He's even got the teeth for it)

I will personally whack with a meat tenderizer anyone restricting my right to eat slaughtered animals.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...cil_Eraser.jpg

Your pencil is owned!
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...ght_writer.jpg

http://gregrob.ca/TLR/lamp.jpg
For the love of odd, now we need light up pens? Whatever happened to using lamps to see in the dark?

This kept happening
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...uzz/zxcv_1.jpg

https://www2089.ssldomain.com/grassr.../W6472-LRG.jpg
These are enviromentaly freindly unlike your fragile ones.

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ART/ART311/IND025.jpg
But can it withstand a SLEDGEHAMMER?

http://wishkoski.com/images/old/news...edgehammer.jpg

Tsk, you oughta take care of that sledgehammer a bit more. Look at all the rust!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...e-hematoma.jpg
This is your tongue after I force you to lick the sledgehammer.

http://www.sonofthesouth.net/uncle-s...office-art.jpg
....and scrub that tounge while you're at it!

http://sg.yimg.com/xp/lplanet/middle...bai/image2.jpg
Durka durka!

Baby softness pwns old wrinkly hairiness.

We all know where he's gonna work when he grows up
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...z/takeaway.jpg

Not if he gets fired for one of these:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...ursclipart.com

Do you remember what happened to that guy on MiB?

http://www.movievillains.com/images/edgar_mib.jpg

He doesn't.

http://www.greatdreams.com/planes/bush-finger.jpg
Thats because he's a moron....

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/jim...er-picture.jpg
Anti Semitic dhimmi Carter makes Bush look like JFK>

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...h_blue_sky.jpg
/me agrees with the sentiment but could his teeth get any bigger?!

Bye bye pony.

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs15/f/20...by_ursulav.jpg
Leper pony infects infects and kills all other ponies and glue factory workers, putting the glue factory out of business!

(credit to Ursulav, who created this abomination)

But the threads still remain sticky!

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3460/stickyck5.png

http://www.oddworldforums.net/custom...lepic437_4.gif
Alcar gets pissed and unsticks and deletes the entirety of Oddworld forums.

By destroying OWF you've doomed this world!

http://www.psy.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/warp.gif

Alcar just manages to recover OWF again, actually.
But unfortunately, Danju finds it.
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9...lysucksus7.png
So we're not much better off anyway.

Who the hell's that!!!???

http://webs.wichita.edu/depttools/de...;20(WinCE).jpg


ot:YAY! 200 posts!

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/5...othappyxs4.jpg
He sure isn't.

You guys stop using all those photoshopped face close-ups or I'm gonna shoot someone!!!

http://www.gekopklanten.nl/wp-conten...1/gunpoint.jpg

Iron man!
http://home.att.net/~chuckayoub/blac...h/iron-man.jpg

Is no match for The Incredible Hulk!

Someone must stop them!
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...uadInColor.gif

Leave it to the professonals then muppet!
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u...hotfuzz-02.jpg