A:no, no and double NO!!!!
Why is Zakara's Avatar cute? |
I can now see why this topic has over 600 replies.
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A: Because i can FLY!!!
Q: Why is Al the Vykker so great??? |
A: cos you shuv kerosene down your throat then apply several coatings of animal fat.
Q: why is the person below me a complete tramp? |
Sorry I just had to reply to that.
*wonders off from thread* |
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A: Because you stole the word "Kerosene" from my wide vocabulary.
B: And you thought Jesus was sufficent? |
Q:????
A: Why am i slowly falling in love with nobody? |
duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh toast
A: Because you love nothing therefore,you don't
Q:I have a purpose,why am I alive? |
A: to call out HIPPO!
Q: why is the world hating me? |
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Im a fair person, Im nice most of the time. I dont know if that makes me great, but thats not important to me. |
A: Because your nose is dripping kittens
Q: Has anybody seen my adorable, little Fuzzle? Its small, round and fuzzy... And it has CarboN is its mouth. |
Is it this one?:fuzzle: Or this one?:fuzsmile: Or any of these?:fuzblink: :fuzsad: :fuzconf: :fuzmad: :fuzvamp: :fuzgrin: :fuzcool: :fuzwink: :fuzemb:
Am I wierd? |
A: ci senor
Q: Como te llama? :
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Uh... Spat?
Is Abeguy a dur brain? |
A. errr... phat.
Q. Grig? |
A: Had a hernia and is recovering. Nice to see ya oldie!:D
Q: How come my heart melts when I see old and not so tasty? :love: -oddguy:fuzcool: |
Answer: Whenever you see him, he activates a horrible heart-melting device which turns your heart to jelly. You are now dead, and since you're obviously still able to type, you must be a zombie.
Question: If the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42, what is the question? |
That is the age of my Fuzzle.
Am I the only one here that has a skull made of chocolate? |
A: YESSSS, mine is made of chees
q:how come i killed somebody (ps: im back ya big bunches of yused pants:D) |
A: cause i proneed you to do it
Q: why am i the ultimate OddFan? |
Because your pants are filled with cookies.
Why is my dog having a hot-dog? |
Because your dog was preowned by some guy called Hanibal Lector (or somethin like that) but when Hanibal went into a loonybin his dog was sent to the pound. That's where you come in...
Q. Why is a computer mouse called a mouse when it's not furry and doesn't have big ears or a tail? |
A: Evolution changes
Q: Will there ever be a mouse. made out of plastic? |
A:There already is!
Q:Why can't i think of anything to say... Is anyone out there? Am I just stuck here all alone and the nearest person lives millions of miles away? |
A: No you are not! I'm always behind my prey!
Q: What do I have up my nose?? |
a: a dancin purple pimp
q: why is my head dancing like that purple pimp on loup's nose? |
A: Because Porple People Eaters went extinct during the Great Depression. Which I've come to find wasn't all that great.
Q: here is some little questions: 1. Has you some time to play football? 2. How did you seen out when you was a baby? 3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old? |
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1.no 2.??? 3. double ??? Q:WHere aM I??? |
In the looney department.
Why is my ass killing me? |
A. ...You need to cut down on the chilli!
Q. Is this a valid question? |