I think this is Jenny threatening the camera with beating him a rubber chicken :D



Up his butt.


Edit: Which.... after closer inspection seems to be himself.

My rubber chicken is just a friend, not a weapon, one of a few friends I keep in my room, people think I'm weird.

At the time that picture was taken I was going through a phase of including him in every picture of me, a few even ended up on a dating site, which resulted in many people saying they found it funny, and most asking "suspicious and dirty" questions...

I have to ask... is that a novelty rabbit vibrator you're holding? o_O

Ask me elsewhere, like everybody else does.

No it isn't, I don't own anything like that

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mper/mouth.jpg

Feeling a bit better about myself: I actually look somewhat normal/decent in every photo from last night. Yes, this qualifies as "normal".

Jesus, man. That picture scared me like hell when I opened this thread.

The back of your tongue, she is yellow. Look like a party animal bled. ;)

I tend to contort my face in a grotesque manner to delude anyone and everyone that I'm the most un-photogenic person on the planet.

That is a big mouth!

I prefer tighter holes than that.

That is THE rudest thing I've ever heard you say.

Really? I must try harder. I'll text you some absolute filth in a bit.

Please don't I'm a married man :(

Really? If you were as gifted as I am, you'd prefer someone who could open that wide.

You Are!?

Well now Wil is text even more now :D

Damn, I'll have to text you instead.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...i/DSCF4258.jpg

This is a very recent picture of me, taken yesterday before I went to my cousin's wedding.

EDIT: Further evidence of me not having a top lip...

Wow that IS recent...... and cute! :3

That is a nice TV, and you look very nice as well :)

In relation to my recent blog post, this is a picture I accidentally took of myself yesterday when I was hungover, I was trying to work out how to take a picture with the iSight on the Mac, when I was in the process of playing around with things I accidentally took this picture.

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I HAD A HANGOVER AT THE TIME

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/1...2011at1310.jpg

Awww, look at Jordan all smart and smiling. Do your shirt up properly!

If I did my shirt up I'd have been choking. Is that the price of looking smart? :(

I still think you look like a German girl in that picture. Or maybe like an ugly version of Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element.

Actually that's the first picture you look normal imo. Congrats ^_^ looks nice.

Is it bad of me to say you actually do look like her xD

ME?! Shut it, gel-hair. :p

Ummmm, thank you?

Wow, you people are really bad at compliments.

I like the dark shirt/dark suit combo. Lookin' good.

Jenny's looking cute in that photo. I know I've said it before, but I wish I had hair like that.

Oh yes, the hair thing, i forgot about that :p

I'll be getting it cut soon, I think it is getting too long for my liking, only a trim though, just want it shorter but I still want it to be long so its nice and wavy, I look bad with short hair like Jordan, I'm not saying that Jordan has bad hair, but hair that short on me just looks awful!

We're just kidding. Well I am anyway.