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Leto 12-29-2009 06:16 PM
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But what about a vagina that cuts your penis when you're having sex? And maybe a dod eats it then.
http://mariarina.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/rapex.jpg

be very afraid.

http://www.teeth.com.pk/blog/wp-cont...otos/Rapex.gif






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Pilot 12-29-2009 06:30 PM
That tool seems more aggressive than preventative. I say, if a woman is that afraid of being raped, then she probably hates all men anyway.

Leto 12-29-2009 06:42 PM
personally, i do think it's a good idea, with one minor setback:

they don't really know exactly when they're going to get raped.

Pilot 12-29-2009 06:56 PM
That's what I'm thinking.

Wow, can you imagine? It goes in, but it don't come out!

used:) 12-29-2009 07:07 PM
Can't you just wait for it to, well...deflate?

MA 12-29-2009 07:25 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n-chastity.JPG

i'm surprised women had the guts to even wear these things back then. looks just as dangerous to them.

Pilot 12-29-2009 07:31 PM
I like that.

Leto 12-29-2009 08:31 PM
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Can't you just wait for it to, well...deflate?
"Hey, i just slipt my dick in yo vagoo, lemme wait inside you a bit while my boner subsides. That all g?"

Pilot 12-29-2009 08:38 PM
I figure the thing will slip out of her vagoo if his member is still fully inflated and he pulls, unless her name happens to be Chyna.

MA 12-29-2009 08:44 PM
yes, the thing comes out the fanny when pulled, and remains on the dong using little inward hooks/spikes. apparently it can only be removed via surgery, thus hospital job and then the cells.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device

who the fuck would have had the guts to use this if it had been developed;

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An early prototypical anti-rape female tampon was invented in late 2000 by Jaap Haumann, a South African man, for the purpose of preventing rape.[1] Haumann's device was designed to resemble a tampon for ease of insertion, and consisted of a hard cylindrical plastic core containing a tensioned spring blade primed to slice when pressed against by the tip of a penis. Following activation, a portion of the tip of the penis would be removed, in effect performing a minor penectomy.

Leto 12-29-2009 08:47 PM
oooooooic, i never thought of it that way. thank you for you insight into the subtopic of heterosexual rape: the vaginal pull.

MA 12-29-2009 08:48 PM
fuck sakes :tard:

Pilot 12-29-2009 09:00 PM
Vaginal pull...... ech, that's disgusting.

Anal push sounds much better.

Naulahauta 12-29-2009 09:07 PM
I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.

Leto 12-29-2009 09:13 PM
lol that's awesome :D

MA 12-29-2009 09:26 PM
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I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.
WOW THAT'S AMAZING CAN I DO THE SAME TO YOU?

YOU KNOW, BIG SHAFT, LITTLE HOLE? SAME THING AMIRITE?

fail troll, Naulahooha or whatever your intricate name is.

Naulahauta 12-29-2009 10:22 PM
Uh.
What?

Strike Witch 12-29-2009 10:33 PM
If that's true you should be going to the jail now.

Well, if I was in charge. DON'T DROP THE SOAP

Havoc 12-29-2009 11:08 PM
Ugh, here we go again.

Strike Witch 12-29-2009 11:31 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/20ud15k.jpg

Hobo 12-30-2009 03:07 AM
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I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.
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Ugh, here we go again.

You're both dirty kiddy fuckers and the Daily Mail would cut your balls off.

Josh 12-30-2009 03:13 AM
I'm sure most people here would do the same

MA 12-30-2009 06:00 AM
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Ugh, here we go again.
i know, i mean what is it with people not liking to hear about 13-15 year old children getting fucked by people who are sexually mature?

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Uh.
What?
aww, is that a decline? don't wanna be violated?

this really is a topic i despise, so i'm gonna try and stay quiet. doubt it though.

OANST 12-30-2009 06:01 AM
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I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.
I'm opposed more to how stupid and cruel you are than to anything else. I said the same thing in the negrep I just gave you.

Josh 12-30-2009 06:15 AM
http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/q.../PedoAlert.gif

MA 12-30-2009 06:18 AM
Josh owns a small button & siren shop on the south coast, near Bognor Regis.

he sells out almost everyday. that and the pterodactyl porn.

Havoc 12-30-2009 07:06 AM
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I was 16 at the time and she was 13. It was actually pretty funny because she was so dumb. Heh.
Ever since then it's become a running joke between me and a few buds of mine to say a catchy rhyme "Ysi-viis, siitä viis!", which is Finnish, my native language, and roughly translated means "Ninety-five, so what?" with ninety-five referencing to her year of birth, 1995.
Just to be clear, I don't approve of this either, for the single reason that he doesn't have the slightest bit of respect for her.

Leto 12-30-2009 12:45 PM
The way you've treated this new dude disgusts me, people. You guys should really get a new shtick.

Welcome to the forums, Naulahauta. Don't worry about these folk, they were still touching themselves at the age you were 'cashing back' so to speak

OANST 12-30-2009 01:10 PM
Nah. I don't see it.

Pilot 12-30-2009 05:55 PM
I'm with Leto, I'm really not about insulting noobs.

Grossing them out is another matter.


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