A: Not much, but you would have to spend lots of money to buy a massive letter box
Q: Should the government introduce a 13.6 cent coin? |
A: No, they should introduce a 13.6 pence coin.
Q: Is Tony Blair (who is an arsehole) the Grim Reaper? |
A. No. but they should introduse a 3.141592653589793 dollar coin.
dammit Oddjob beat me A. Yes children are in danger of him. Q. What should the picture on the 3.141592653589793 dollar coin be? |
A: Trevor McDonald
Q: *crying* Who killed Jeremytimothy? |
I also think pie is a tasty beverage
Sneeble, sn00ble, kweeble, or Random Face? |
A: Josephine.
Q: Why is this zombie pulling my legs off and ripping my guts out ARRRRRRRRRRGH!? |
That zombie is me...
If you could take over the world, would yah? |
A: God, yes. I take it over, form several governments to control different parts of it for me, then when I got everything I wanted out of it, I would blow the bastard planet up!
Q: Now my guts and legs are gone, how will I digest things, and how will I be able to use tae-kwon-do, karate, judo and kung-fu now?(all those years of practise and training gone to waste) OT: I'll get you for disabling my digestive system, Alf! |
You use your ears for combat. Trust me, the thugs will never see it coming!
Do dogs know you better than yourself? |
Yes. It creeps me out at night.
Did you know bananas will take over the world before OddjobAbe does? OT: Hahaha, you'll never get me Oddjob! |
A: But what if I eat the bananas? Where are they then? Mwahahaha!
Q: Where's my lunch? OT: That's what you think Alf. I'll strangle you with my somewhat out-of-place guts. HAHAHA! And if that doesn't work, I'll censor television, you fools! Where will be your precious nudity and gore then? HAHAHA! |
*Burp* About that...
Should I touch an outlit? OT: I don't watch TV...XD |
A: No, touch David Starsky's hair.
Q: When is now? When was then now? When is then? When is now? |
Later.
What is that on your head? |
A: A device known as the 'spring modulator'. It does the same thing as a 'ring modulator', but it makes your voice sound springy and say "BOING!".
Q: Where is where? Who is who? What is What? Why is why? |
Where is everywhere. I don't know who you're talking about. What can be anything. And for the last question, I have no idea.
What is green and huge? |
A: Reverand Cornelius Blow's evil lizard-monsters.
Q: When did I die, and if I ever did die, who decided to die, but why did I die, and why did they decide to die, for I don't know why, but I desire to lie, so why did I die? |
Because I ripped out your guts...
Does anyone believe that I'm lying? |
A: No, but we believe that the British and US Governments are lying.
Q: Why did you rip out my guts? |
I'm a canable.
What goes good with your guts? |
A: My large intestine.
Q: When did later die, and when did later become now? |
Later can do whenever it wants, some totally confusing.
Who created the first word? |
A. Bob.
Q. How old is Bob? |
As old as the first word. :D
Are you feeling lucky? |
A. Try rubbing the ointment on your shoulder every two days.
Q. Girt? |
Nope.
W00t? |
A. Maybe tomorrow.
Q. Will Alf_shall_rise respond to this? |
A: Maybe. Maybe not.
Q: Are you threatening me? |
No. I'm promising pain if you don't give me what I want.
What did he just say? |
A: Exactly what he wanted to say.
Q: You're enjoying this, aren't you? |