Haha! :lol: Those are really funny Oddey and GlacierDragon!
I loves this thread! :D

Despite that being improper grammer, so do I. I wonder what the Fan Corner would become without it.

Luv then? :goof:

The world may never know.
I need to play AE sometime to think of someore bloopers...I'm running out of ideas. :D

AO Abe's Moon clip.
When Bigface comes outta the dust he doesn't have his 'walking' stick and falls on his face..O__o mask.
Take2
Bigface comes outta the dust with red shoes on.
Take3
Bigface walks outta the dust with no mask on.

I'm all out...for right now.

This one made me grin. And OZ joke in Oddworld. :D


Abe's Exodus (when the one glukkon guy yells at a slig "HEY, how are we doing on tears??").
He yells "HEY" and slig gets scared so much that he falls down the plattform he stands on.

How about this:
The slig says "Shhhhhhhhhhh! I'm watching a movie!"

... and a ring appears on the screen! :D


Okay, now this one is really random. Abe's Oddysee:
"This is Rupture Farms..." You can see all the mudokon slaves manicuring in salons.

And then the gluk-phone thinghy calls "YOU HAVE ONLY 7 DAYS"

Bwahaha, Indeed! :lol:
Or maybe The static is too bad....
Here;

Glukkon answers fone after watching the RING movie, "What? Whos gay? Is it Aslik? I knew he sounded like a fruit, and he name is just weird...."
Some where off screen, "HEY!"

:lol:

AE Mudokon drunk clip.
All the Muds hit the Brew machine but bottles of chocolate milk come out instead of brew.
Take1
The Muds hit the brew machine causing cookies and milk to come flying out.

-shrugs- My brain is dead today. :dead:

AO Abe's Moon clip.
Abe: "A big moon was before me..and it's face was my..butt?" Abe blinks and looks at his script.
Abe: "Ok who wrote butt on here?"
Alf giggles and quickly walks away.

AO What A Drag clip.
Mullock confronts Abe who is hanging above the meat grinder.
Mullock: "I have you now!"
Take1
Abe hangs above the meat grinder scared for his life when Mullock comes in and stands infront of him.
Mullock: "Join me Abe..it is your destiny!" He laughes evily.
Lorne: "Ok Mullock..enough with the Star Wars quotes."
Take2
Abe hangs above the grinder in fear when Mullock comes in.
Mullock: "Abe..I am your father!!"
Abe: "NOOO!!!" He stops and blinks. "Wait a second."

Random scene.
Lorne walks over to Abe and hands him his script.
Lorne: "Ok so you know what you gotta do right?"
Abe: "Yeah I got it." He starts to make his way to the shooting area.
Lorne: "Abe wait a minute there's one more thing I have to tell you."
Abe stops and walks back over to Lorne.
Abe: "Yeah? What is it?"
Lorne: "Abe..."
Abe: "Yes?"
Lorne: "I am your father!!"
Abe: "NOO!!!" He drops down to his knees.
Lorne: "No..really I am."

Some one can shoot me now. xD

The static? WOW! The Static is a ghost! It's Faith (Dreamfall)!

Haha, I wonder what this moon actually would have looked like with a butt face!
Probably, like the form of two spoons being next to each other or something. And in Abe's Exodus in the good ending, all the mudokons would point their butts against the moon. Wow, what a weird image! :lol:


Oh! Oh! Here's another random blooper. Abe's Exodus:

"Hello! My name is Alf."








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AE drunk scene.
All of Abe's dumb friends run over to the brew machine then pop the brew out.
Abe: "Don't drink that!"
Mudokon: "Why not?"
Abe: "Cause it's...Tea!"
Take1
Abe: "Don't drink that!"
Mud: "Why not?"
Abe: "Well..I actually don't know why.." He walks away scratching his head.
Take2
Abe: "Don't drink that!"
Mud: "Why not?"
Munch quickly hops over by the gang.
Munch: "Cause I peed in in!!"
Abe and his friends just stare at Munch.
Munch: "What? I had no where else to go ok!!"

MO opening scene.
Munch pops his head outta the water.
Munch: "That's me..my name is Abe."
Lorne: "No no no! say it right!"
Take1
Munch: "That's me..my name is Punch!"

Made of win and choco-win.

Or alternatively:

"Hello! My name is Earl." ;)

XD
Ok I got one Blisterz booty and the fuzzles
*Blister attempts to hit Stranger*
Blister :"What the?"
Instead of Fuzzles there were bunny slippers covered in duck tape
Lorne: " Sorry the fuzzles are still being groomed"
Sorry for the very bad joke but if you read the Daily Decemtion there is a classified job there for fuzzle grooming XD

(Sequel to my latest random joke: )




"Hello! My name is Alf."

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"Hi, Alf!"

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XD

Ok I got one! MO Ending Blimp

Munch accidently drops can of Gabbiar

"THAT CANCONTAINED OVER NINE THOUSAND EGGS >:O"
That was the crappiest piece of crap that ever took a crap in Crap Town

AO intro:
Abe: This is Rupture Farms....
Slig (off-screen): No it isn't! It's just some crappy cardboard mock-up! You blew up the real Rupture Farms ages ago, ya bastard!
Abe *to Lorne*: Does he actually know that this is a film studio?
Lorne:.......I'm not sure. I don't even think he's part of the cast.

Well, at least this sentence was kinda humorous. :lol:

Abe's Exoddus boiler clip.
Glukkon1: "What if he gets to the boiler?!"
Abe: "The what now?"
Take1
Glukkon1: "What if he gets to the boiler?!"
Abe: "The boiler?"
The screen then turns to the other Glukkon.
LuLu: "The boiler!!!!"
Take2
Abe: "The boiler!!"
Glukkon: "What are we going to do?!"
Abe: "No the boiler!! Get the boiler!!"
The two Glukkons look over at some tea boiling over a stove.
Take3
Abe: "The boiler?"
Glukkon: "What are we going to poo?!"
Abe and the other Glukkon can help but to laugh.

o__O I failed this time...

Inspiration at last.
Boiler Scene:
Take1:
As Abe does the thumbs up thing he leans in a little too much and falls down.
Take2:
As Abe does the thumbs up thing his hand moves a slight bit to the right where it hits a spike.
"Ye-OW!"
Take3:
While the slig is talking he instead says "Sell porkbellies! Sell!"
Take4:
"Hey! That-"
He is cut off as he notices the other glukkon isn't there.
"Uhh... Where are you?"
"I can't open the door into the studio."

Bigface scene:
Bigface revives Abe and Abe floats up a little too high.

Random scene with song bells:
Abe learns the bells song which is the theme to Jaws.

Random Scrab scene:
The scrab mauls Abe as Abe utters: "I'll be back."
"Abe what did you watch last night?"

Random Paramite scene:
The paramite mauls Abe and begins to eat him as Abe gasps: "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
"Abe if you utter one more movie quate while we're making this game, no more free popcorn."

Random Slig scene:
Take1
The slig shoots at Abe just before he turns into a Shrykull. "Haha!" Says Abe
"Look Abe there wasn't any real ammo in that gun."
Take2
Abe gets shot as he staggers back. Then he rips of his chest to show a peice of metal. Then takes that off to reveal his real chest.

Ok now I need time to think of a new one.

:lol:
Because I can't think of any original ones I'll have to steal some ideas and modify them.

AO, Good Ending
Molluk (spelling?) gets zapped by the lightening bolt. He staggers, and before he falls down he whispers: "Abe, I am you father."

AO opening
Molluk: Watch. Show 'em.
The Slig gets a remote, turns on the screen and flicks through the channels until he comes upon an episode of Docter Who.

MO, Bad Ending
Vykker (can't remember if it's Humphry or Irwin): Hello? Lady Margeret? We've got your new pet right here.
Munch faints.

AE, Good Ending.
The birds fly together and turn into Abe. All the Mudokons run towards him with Oddworld games and pictures of Abe in their hands, asking for him to autograph them.

How "Now go... My prisoner... Leave me...":D

:lol: I almost fell out of my chair laughing! xD
Those are all really funny!

AO Good ending.
Mullock gets zapped by the lightening bolt.
Mullock: "That tickled!" giggles
Take1
The Slig is the first one to get zapped but he doesn't fall outta his pants.

Shrykull Revealed.
Abe: "Rupture Farms should be warned..." He looks at the scars on his hands
then the camera zooms in on his grinning face but goes a little to fast and a little to far. It hits Abe in the face and he falls off screen.

Mullock Watches.
Mullock looks at the Slig standing beside him.
The God Father plays in the background.
Mullock: "Ok so heres what ya gotta do..."
Slig: "What?"
Mullock looks back at the screen "I want Abe whacked!"
Slig: "You want him what?"
Mullock: "Whacked! I said whacked!"
Slig: "Umm.."
Mullock: "I'm the big cheese around here so ya gotta listen to me! Now DO IT!!"
And with that the Slig runs off screen.

^^' I've never seen any of The God Father movies I just like the music.

Haha, awesome. :lol:



I'll give it a try...


Abe's Exodus:

Glukkon1: "What if he gets to the boiler?!"
*the camera goes too quickly to Abe and hits his head*
Abe: "The boil...*BOING!*"
*Abe falls down and passes out*

Finally my account works! :D Okay, hi! I´m Nemesis and I could give a try on those bloopers too. =p

AO - Bad Ending:

*Abe is hanging above the fin and the slig is ready to pull the lever but suddenly a voice is heard*
"Pizza delivery! Who ordered a pizza with a name Abraham Lure?" *everyone turn to see the door*
Abe: "Umm..I did.. ^^;"
Pizza boy: *walks up to Abe* "Could you sign this check?"
Abe: "My hands are...not free right now, but...*looks up to Molluck* ...mmh..hey Mike (the slig), you take that for me?"
Mike: "Sure. *signs the check and the pizza boy leaves*
Lorne: "Are we done yet?
Abe: ^^; Sorry for that..

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A fart scene:

Lorne: "Okay everybody, get to your places! Clapper, aaaaand ACTION!"
Abe: *stands still and tries to fart* ...... *nothing happens*
Lorne: "....Abe?"
Abe: "I got it, I got it." *tries a little harder, but still nothing*
Crew: "......."
Abe: *tries very hard* "NNNGGGGGHHH!" *nothing* *says with a laugh* "Guys, I´d really not like to push any harder." :'D
Lorne: *laughs* Okay, lets try again later. *camera crew laughs*

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These are not as good as yours.. ^^;

Hehe, one more. :D

Random scene:

Lorne: Everyone ready! Clapper!
*then a Glakker runs into the scene*
Everyone: .....?
The Glakker: ...OH! Oh you said Clapper!

Nemesis, it's nice to see you contributing, but instead of double posting, use the 'edit' button located on the bottom-right of your last post.
And welcome to the forums.

Funny.

However, OddJobAbe is right. Try to avoid a double post.

Okay, sorry. ^^; My bad...I actually didn´t know exactly what doubleposting means... Now I do.