A1: To my house to play cards (No, really.)
A2: They don't work with Canada, they work with Candy Land! (No, really.)

Q1: Where is candy land?
Q2: Why did that bagpipe factory have to move in across the street?
Q3: Is it possible to wear a Poke'mon shirt to school everyday and not get beaten up? (I do get beaten up, seriously.)

1) next to Dnal Ydnac
2) Cause the driver didn't want to ask for directions
3) Only if you go to the pokemon world school, in which case you probably wouldn't go to school (unless you were under 10) so you wouldn't be able to wear the pokemon t-shirt to school anyway. So to cut a very long story short, no!

Q1) How do you spell PURPLE?
Q2) Who discovered Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

1) your mom
2) your mom

Q) What's my mom's name?

A1: Your mom

Q1: Why can't my ferret sit still? (She's climbing up my shirt)
Q2: Why can't my dog, Stitch, see that my other dog, Caesar, does not like him?
Q3: Do Gerbils like fishsticks?
Q4: Why won't my mom get me more Gerbils?
Q5: Why did I watch `Invasion Of The Body Snatchers' last night?

A1:You are wearing your Pokemon shirt.
A2:Because he can't sit still.
A3:Hamsters don't.
A4:Because you keep trying to give them fishsticks!
A5:I'm a docter not an monkey! Wait I'm neither.:(

Q:Why did they change the plot of Resident Evil 4.:(

A:COOKIE MONSTERS!!

Q1:why did the cookie monsters change the plot of resident evil 4??
Q2:why did the chicken cross the road??

1) your mom
2) your mom

Q: Why am I so awesome?

a) Cause you have some ore (BUHDUH CHING!)

Q1) Why does Mac keep answering questions with "your mum"
Q2) Please cant someone tell me who discovered Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

A1:your mom
A2:the aliens from zurgon

Q:where is zurgon??

Under my fridge

What is the green, hairy thing that seems to be living in the fridge? Wait, I'll go have a look... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Uh...your...mom?

Q: Who the hell is Riggy Bombster?

A: Riggy Biggy Bumper baby bopper back bin BA bouse!


Q: 1,2,3,4,5!
1,2,3,4,5?:eek:

A1:71,30,100,45.76

Q2:what comes after 100??
Q3:why did i ask that??
Q4:are you sure??

A: The letter Q

A: Because soap taste good when its brown!

A: Because the I ate an ant!:lol:




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Ioi=2....Why?:lol:

A:because 109wjeijc0329j40ef93r0efj92rpo4395ri3fik940ur30f094u84fj84u84fj84urfr04jf4uf4jf4uf4fu4=3

Q:how did i work that out?

A: Because the theory of ketchup sys so.

Q1: Who came up with the theory of ketchup?
Q2: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Gummy Bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. The yellow one just ate my shoes. What I want to know is, why?
Q3: Why do our teachers think that students are the future?
Q4: Do hamsters actually walk around on their hind legs, like in Hamtaro?
Q5: Why did I name a scribble Minky Boodle?

A1:BEAVERS!!!(smart things those beavers)
A2:the gummy bears werent chaseing you they were running away from the giant paramite and the yellow one probably ate your shoes cause the cucumba told him too
A3:thats what they want you to think
A4:no they walk on their phantom legs
A5:cause winky doodle was already taken

Q:why do teachers want you to think that they think students are the future???

Because they are hoping we'll all get, good, fulfilling jobs and none of us become teachers so they get to keep there jobs.

What is the meaning of blueberry?

A:your mum

Q:what is the meaning of life???

42 :p

Q: Why do Ladybirds have varying amount of spots, yet there is a distinct pattern?

A:cause cows eat cucumbas

Q:why do cows eat cucumbas???

(20 pages nearly 800 posts. And all of it useless. Why isn't this thread closed yet? Peter You promice don my wedding night that you'd close it!)

(It's not rubbish, it's entertainment! Good, clean... yeah, ok.)

A. Cause goats eat pyjamas

Q. Why do goats eat pyjamas?

A:so they can evolve to a highly intellegent race so they can take over the world.

Q:why do they want to take over the world???

A:So they can get the Illuminati!
Q: Whats the Illuminati?

A: your mum

Q:whats your mum??

A: Your mum.

Q1: You have pie?
Q2: Are there cavemen in Heaven?
Q3: How much wood coulkd a woodchuck chuck if he set Abraham Lincoln on fire?
Q4: Why did I actually go to school with horribly clashing clothes on?!? (No, really.)
Q5: How low can you go?
Q6: What would you do for a Klondike Bar? (I would set a hobo on fire, how 'bout you?)

A1. No
A2. No
A3. All the wood that he could chuck
A4. cause no sehtolc gnihsalc ylbirroh htiw loohcs ot og yllautca i did yhw
A5. To the centre of the earth (after that you're going up again)
A6. I would ask what the fuzz is a klondike bar and if i like what i heard, i'de probably walk to the shops to buy one.

Q. Bananas?

A: No, Atomic Strawberries!

Q1: When will the Easter Platypus come?
Q2: Why is the fax machine watching everyone with it's beady digital eyes?
Q4: What happened to question 3?
Q5: Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang?
Q6: Who here speaks Hobo?

a1: It wont
a2: Its not
a4: Shhh
a5: what? a fifth question?
a6: This is ridiculous... 6 questions...

Q: Do you like windows?

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A: As a matter of fact, I want to be one when I grow up!

Q1: Are my toes jealous of my fingers because they get to point at stuff?
Q2: Does anyone like my signature?
Q3:What about my avatar?
Q4: Why do the carrot sticks of despair keep breaking my windows?
Q5: Why is my lunch box haunted (It follows me to school!)?

A1. Don't know, you'll have to ask em
A2. Yes
A3. No
A4. Cause your milk tastes so good, the cows want it back!
A5. The ghost of your ham sandwich is after you.

Q. If cheese is 7 letters long and robot is 4 letters long, what is the meaning of the large red contaminated sign over my sisters bedroom door?

A:SNOOZAK!!

Q: what month is it when pickles Drink under the deep blue jello and run around going AWOOOOOOOOGA!

A: 1st of April.

Q:What did the parite say to the captin who has 4 eyes?

"I" don't know! Get it "eye" don't know yuk yuk!

I want to be a goo goo when I grow up why are pretzels growing out of my nose?:lol:

A: Because you planted them there.

Q1: How much does a small elephant weigh?
Q2: What is 193 minus 194?
Q3: Am I the youngest on the forums? *Feels very alone*
Q4: Cheese?

1. A small elephant weighs fiddy pound. You forgot to say how old it is, so my answer is right no matter what!
2. -1
3. You may well be, but don't worry. Psychologically, you're probably quite a bit older than most of them. Ha ha.
4. Cheese.

Now it's my turn!

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
What is the capital of Assyria?
How would I say "Ties suck" in binary code?
What's your favorite color?
Why not?

I'm a cucumber, you're not.
 

A1: African or European?
A2: Mac N' Cheese!
A3: A bunch of dots.
A4: Black, blue, and red. Just the way you're gonna look when I'm through with you! :flames:
A5: Because the walls have ears.

Q1: Two plus Two?
Q2: What is the tyroplesm of tookalideedoolaka?
Q3: Can I make your head explode?
Q4: Why does the school let us wear our pajamas to school? :fuzconf:
Q5: Are there cavemen in heaven?

A1. 5
A2. the opposite of the Akaloodeedilakoot of Mselporyt.
A3. Yes
A4. Cause it gives the teachers an excuse to do it to (so they can sleep in the school)
A5. No (you asked that one already)

Q1. What colour was Rana Pratap's WHITE horse?
Q2. If D.D is the short form of DOORDARSHAN, what's the long form?
Q3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(d) WRITE A PLAY
Q4. Metric conversion.
How many feet in 0.0 meters?
Q5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
Q6. What language is spoken in RUSSIA?
Q7. How to you spell PURPLE?
Q8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
Q9. Where does rain come from?
(a) Himalayas
(b) Trees
(c) Indian Ocean
(d) the sky
Q10. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no
Q11. What are coat hangers used for?
Q12. Which creature is called Giraffe?
Q13. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium-OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
Q14. Where is the ground floor in a three story building located?
Q15. Advanced math: If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

I GOT CHOCOLATE BUBBLE GUM!(GIR)
 

Oops, sorry about askin' that again.

A1: Pink
A2: G.G
A3: c, most definetly.
A4: About the same as a herd of moose.
A5: Time to fix the TV.
A6: Korean.
A7: The same way you spell, "Ma'am, theres a monkey in your purse."
A8: Dude, Moo, Barney, Curly, and Moe.
A9: B, you dumb or somethin'?
A10: B, who can?
A11: Hanging criminal coats.
A12: The one with purple skin.
A13: ANN
A14: In the sky, you dimwit.
A15: Blue. :lol:

Q1: Blue?
Q2: Whats the speed of dark?
Q3: How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
Q4: What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE? :fuzconf:
Q5: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? :fuzvamp: