Or pretend you're a Spanish football player and just be Bell.
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I don't like this new and improved OANST. I recently pioneered a new form of juggling that relies upon the existence of grumpy misanthrope OANST, which is the cornerstone of my existential worldview.
Guys, I think I made a huge mistake. |
Remember how his first blog was titled 'I hate women'
Remember those days? |
OANST has become too much like new Star Wars.
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"Our sweetest member ever"
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Don't worry, guys. I'll be awful to the next person who makes a welcome thread. I promise.
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I just read "I Hate Women" by OANST. A lot less misogynistic than I was anticipating. Leave it to WoF to overhype something, eh?
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OANST is the patriarchy.
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Our nation welcomes you, your eminence.
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Praise the Dear Leader: it's the law.
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The Middle East never knew a more violent, and unrelenting dictator. It wasn't until Dennis Rodman paid him a visit, and taught him about the cathartic release of basketball that he turned it all around, and became the lovely destroyer of souls that he is today.
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I've been away for so long. But I do linger in and out of here :)
But anyways, took some photos of my new T-shirt that came today and thought i'd drop in to say hello to you horrible handsome people. |
Wil is going to have sex with you. It's inevitable.
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T_O_V can't into mirror flip
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Oh, I get it now. This thread is OWF's poor-man's Grindr. It has been all along. You've simply been laundering your profiles through a "legitimate" selfie thread.
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If OWF is Grindr for poor people, and Jews have all the money, I think I've worked out why Nate is still single.
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(1) I can't work out how it took BM that long to work it out. I was making straight boys uncomfortable a decade ago.
(2) I have a boyfriend. At the moment. Planning on breaking up with him, sure... but I'm not single right now. |
As I recall you did the same thing to me the first time I posted a picture of myself, even though it was me when I was twelve. It didn't make me uncomfortable, just resigned, as at the time it continued the unbroken chain of exclusively male attention.
Which now that I think of it, continues unabated. |
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Nate lives in a world where photos age up with you.
A cold hard world of amazon gold where fleeting memories are just that. |
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Then I found where you posted it and started typing "But I didn't say anything to you!" But then I found where you originally posted it (which I'm not going to link to here) and realised that my response was indeed kinda creepy. So I withdraw all previous statements and lock myself away where I can't harm anyone. In fairness to myself, you were pretty much fishing for compliments. |
I'll take it. Good game.
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Oh hey, it's Hobo.
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Is Hobo back, or did Hobo never leave?
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Maybe Hobo was inside us, all along.
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Like a tapeworm
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Or Peter.
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Peter's never been inside anyone. That's just not how he operates.
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And thus concludes the age-old "What happened that night on OddTour 4a?" question that has plagued us for sporadic minutes at a time.
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Whatever happens in the OddTour. Stays in the OddTour.
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I... uhhh... had never heard any assertions of insertions at Oddtour 4a.
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Oh, I heard them from you.
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He plugs his ears when he talks.
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My friends are constantly revealing secrets they know about me, and I ask, "how do you know this?" and they tell me "you told us." I have no memory of this. One recently commented on my singing voice, and I asked how they would know about my singing. "You sing in our presence all the time. You're singing a sea shanty right now."
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Congratulations
Your LAZY UNEMPLOYMENT BEARD evolved into SCRUFFY ART STUDENT BEARD  |