A story of a frog which realized it's a part of a crappy game and decided to kill itself by jumping from height on dangerous objects.

“Hey, that Saints Row side mission was pretty fun. Let’s make a whole game out of it, completely out of context and with shitty graphics”

The OUYA doesn't seem to be off to a good start.

I love that it's set in Swindon.

Swindon's a shit hole.

Sexy girls... with sexy guns!

I love being friends with the LPO on Facebook, because they post the most fantastic musical crap.

Dead bodies float after sufficient putrefaction has filled the abdominal cavity with gas. It's not a magic alive/dead switch. Human beings are generally positively buoyant unless their muscle mass is higher than usual, though clothing and filling the lungs can cause sinking.

But as we know Aerith isn't human. I have no idea what her natural buoyancy is.

This still looks amazing, I'm still looking forward to it.

(It's okay, it was created by a French guy. It's alright for you guys to like it.)

French. Not French. Still filled me with hate.

I lasted 25 seconds and there was not a single element that I saw that didn't make me cringe.

You're both strange people that I will never understand.

It just felt like a pile of cliche vomit.

~uguuuuuuu.

The tilde goes at the end, you disgusting fucknut!

I dislike the whole extreme innocence as a replacement for a personality thing that goes on in the anime world. And whether this actually qualifies as anime isn't important. If it isn't anime, it is, at the very least, mimicking it.

And was with those tiny animals? It looks like they stole them from the Sonic games. Anyway, that was garbage. Mixed with shit.

'I didn't watch past the twenty second mark.'

That was Nate. I watched well past that.

I liked the pigeon guy. It looks like a pretty generic Clark Kent <3 Lois Lane but Lois Lane <3 Superman-type affair otherwise.

Also twenty seconds in she does that pained moe face that makes them look like a baby taking a dump.

If Lois Lane was also a superhero, you mean?

Then why are you applying a gross generalization of anime to a preview that was, in my opinion, brimming with visual personality and didn't contain any dialogue whatsoever? I don't see the kawaii uguu.

What a nice woman.

Katie Hopkins is an absolutely disgusting excuse for a woman who justifies having a class divide because working class people make her richer.

I bet you'd say that. You'd probably call your child something ridiculous like London or Paris. Not a nice sensible name like India. Back to the coal mines with you.

I really don't understand why she's still on TV. She was on a reality show. Once. Which she lost.

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Every shot of her face, and also every shot of her face.

Being a woman seems scary.

It took me a little bit to figure out how the game worked, but after that is was really fun. Near the end I got a whole lot of balls and it became very easy, but the amount of balls was incredible.