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Nepsotic 06-02-2012 09:16 AM

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From a purely comparative standpoint, I think I'd rather fuck a cartoon horse than Rihanna.

Same here.

Strike Witch 06-02-2012 09:29 AM

That's how it starts.

Sekto Springs 06-02-2012 09:29 AM

Perhaps I should clarify by saying I'd rather fuck anything than Rihanna.

Nepsotic 06-02-2012 09:53 AM

Nah, just cartoon ponies. Lets talk about something else pony-related.

Sekto Springs 06-02-2012 10:02 AM

Ball's in your stable, Nep.

Nepsotic 06-02-2012 10:20 AM

In that case... Hmm, you said Pinkies insane alter ego would make an apperance, whats the episode number? Just so I can look forward to it.

Sekto Springs 06-02-2012 10:25 AM

I don't remember.
There were iterations of Pinkamena in the Season 2 premiere, but it doesn't count because her hair wasn't straight.

Nepsotic 06-02-2012 10:30 AM

So you made me a bonfire and then pissed all over it. Thanks. I thought she was going to appear in that episode where she had to babysit those ponies.

Manco 06-02-2012 10:38 AM

Oh, boo hoo.

Nepsotic 06-02-2012 10:43 AM

You don't know what its like. I assume you've watched the show. And when you do you feel like you're eating sunshine dust.

1 tiny little thing can ruin that.

MeechMunchie 06-02-2012 11:13 AM

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They’re closer to young adults, really.

That’s not particularly comforting, but hey.

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF05...usting_Ted.jpg

Nepsotic 06-02-2012 11:20 AM

That has nothing to do with MLP whatsoever, so you lose!

MeechMunchie 06-02-2012 11:34 AM

No, but it does have something to do with young men wanting to have sex with teenage horses, which has been the dominant topic for the past three pages.

Manco 06-02-2012 11:39 AM

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You don't know what its like. I assume you've watched the show. And when you do you feel like you're eating sunshine dust.

1 tiny little thing can ruin that.

It’s a cartoon. Christ.

Havoc 06-02-2012 12:01 PM

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you hump tigers you fucking moron. that is called bestiality.

hang on, why am i even having to explain this to another human being? honestly. don't you have the mental capacity to work it out for yourself?

Jesus Christ you really are thicker than two short planks. i'm not even joking. you're like the village idiot who always thinks he has a good point. here's a point: you don't.

EDIT: i mean come on, i just can't get over that. i don't think i've ever met anyone so gormless. wow. we should put you on display. you're a national treasure. a wonder of the world. Havoc, the man who never understood what anyone said, ever.

Next time you rage about something, think of what you're raging about.

hy·poc·ri·sy (h-pkr-s)
n. pl. hy·poc·ri·sies
1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness.

I never said I thought bestiality is bad or that he would be a bad person if he did it. I just said I didn't know what he was.

It's funny because when I asked how it was hypocritical, I expected this exact response. I just didn't know who it would come from yet. Thank you for fulfilling my expectations. Keeps this place predictable.

Nepsotic 06-02-2012 12:22 PM

This is getting a little heavy. No one here is about to commit beastiality!

OddjobAbe 06-02-2012 12:56 PM

I have to say, that is almost word-for-word the response I thought would come from Havoc, and I think he knows it.

Nepsotic 06-02-2012 01:05 PM

I never once said that I would actually fuck a pony, did I?

Sekto Springs 06-02-2012 02:34 PM

I'm allowed to joke about these things because I have sex with other humans regularly. You might want to do the same if you plan on affirming your position as a non-furry, Nep.

Nepsotic 06-02-2012 02:45 PM

See you guys later, then. I'm off to a brothel.

Sekto Springs 06-02-2012 02:47 PM


While you're out getting VD. I'll just leave this cute clip of Rainbow Dash here.

Wings of Fire 06-02-2012 02:53 PM

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

I forgive you thread

Nepsotic 06-02-2012 03:03 PM

Hi um this is nepsotisc prosrituter here. Im posing to tell you that he jist have sex wirh me and it was good times.

Edit: hey guys, its me again. Would you look at that! She even said I was good! She's leaving now. Boy, I tell you, her hooves make a right racket!

OddjobAbe 06-02-2012 03:06 PM

Which hand were you typing with?

Varrok 06-02-2012 03:06 PM

Great, now he's got multiple personality disorder... look what you did to him

Sekto Springs 06-02-2012 03:16 PM

Great. Now I have to post even more cute pony videos to make up for Nepsotic's episode.


Nepsotic 06-02-2012 03:21 PM

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Great. Now I have to post even more cute pony videos >

That isn't hard :tard:

Edit - on another note. I did google zoophilia discussion forum, and not only were we the SECOND result, but above us is an ACTUAL FORUM FOR ZOOPHILES.












Wierd innit?

Sekto Springs 06-02-2012 03:25 PM

Luckily it isn't.


Nepsotic 06-02-2012 03:33 PM

Moar

STM 06-02-2012 04:36 PM

Holy mother-fucking Hell? Are you still going on about fucking horses? I mean, is this seriously something you're so proud of that you feel the need to elevate it to the attention of everyone repeatedly over a period stretching to about 72 hours now? What the God-damned fuck is going on that the most active topic on this forum is something about having sex with anthropomorphic cartoon characters? Almost anything is better than this.

I think there's only so much more of this crap I can stomach before I take a sabbatical. The permanence of which would be pending.

Manco 06-02-2012 04:54 PM

Whoever encouraged Nepsotic to watch the show is responsible for creating a monster.

MeechMunchie 06-02-2012 05:40 PM

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Ponies are a pox. A pox on this forum.

Oh, and I bet Nepsotic's got Pony Pox now.

Nepsotic 06-02-2012 05:44 PM

Because of before you mean? I don't think its an STD you know...

MeechMunchie 06-02-2012 05:53 PM

I'm sorry, I didn't realise you had a medical degree.

Or that Pony Pox actually existed.

Sekto Springs 06-02-2012 09:26 PM

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Holy mother-fucking Hell? Are you still going on about fucking horses? I mean, is this seriously something you're so proud of that you feel the need to elevate it to the attention of everyone repeatedly over a period stretching to about 72 hours now? What the God-damned fuck is going on that the most active topic on this forum is something about having sex with anthropomorphic cartoon characters? Almost anything is better than this.

I think there's only so much more of this crap I can stomach before I take a sabbatical. The permanence of which would be pending.
Wow. Someone is really pooper-peeved. This thread exists to keep pony-related discussion off the rest of the forum. Don't start behaving like Sheridan. It took you a lot of work for me to like you, don't fuck it up.

Strike Witch 06-02-2012 11:27 PM

I prefer Scrubtrumpmang to Chris

Sekto Springs 06-03-2012 12:20 AM

Nobody cares what you think, white girl. Literally nobody.

Strike Witch 06-03-2012 12:22 AM

http://i48.tinypic.com/eujxxj.jpg

Sekto Springs 06-03-2012 12:24 AM

Darn! Bested once again by your super cool animu obscurity.

Mudokon_Master 06-03-2012 12:33 AM

I sense it won't be long before there's going to be a ban on all ponies and anyone associated with them.