Bull. Shit.

I assure you I'm not lying. Why would I lie about my age to you guys on the internet here? Do you want my birth certificate?

YES DAMMIT

I'd rather not. But just believe me, I'm telling the truth. I don't see how that's so unfathomable.

Fine, I believe you. But what the hell happened to you?

What do you mean by that?

What's your secret, baby?

I got the boyish look genes you know. Everyone in my family looks young, at least according to everybody else in the world. I'm actually over 6 feet tall though, so people always think I'm like 16 if I'm sitting down in class, and when I get up they're like "Ohhhh" My father also developed an immortality serum too, because he is a scientist that was born in Eastern Europe.

So what do you look like MeechMunchie, and how old are you? So I can see where your opinion is coming from.

Yea seriously... On that pic you look 13. Also your personality seems much more childish than what one would expect from a 20 year old. Not to be taken in a bad way though :)

I know, I am a manchild. I like it that way. I'm pretty intelligent mind you, I just don't always express it. It's all part of my plan.

I have never given away more of my appearance than my chin and the edges of my head, and until I'm satisfied with what I see in the mirror, I never will...

I won't upload my picture, as I don't want to be sued for destroying 200 PC monitors.

So this is where your insecurity shows through MeechMunchie? But how old are you then?

Your so not 20, your 14 tops. I know because I was like you when I first joined here... unfortunately. You also stated you 'sat down' in class making you 18 tops and we all know you ain't 18!

so you're a 6ft, 20 year old Rowan Atkinson lookalike manchild genius?

right.

we can't keep meeting each other in the dark, you know.

I thought that that was why your meetings were so special MM? Meeting in the dark, playing hard to get, leading double lives...

You're just jealous cowfucker.

so that's why he always takes the spy role!

that coming from Mr Bean?

yes.

http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/a...3/IMG_0457.jpg

In that picture you don't look like Atkinson at all.

I know. lol. That's why I think the Atkinson comparison, Mr. Bean joke made no sense. You're the only one who understands me Dynamythix!

I am 20 and always get mistaken for 17 sans beard.

Everyone spells my name wrong.

Except dripik.

I like dripik.

I've never spelt your name wrong.

Sorry Dynamithix. was THAT right? And Wings of Fire, I can kind of relate to you except I can't grow a full beard. lol. But shaving sucks anyway.

Facial hair disgusts me, I can't believe I got my first sex in eighteen months when I had horrible thick stubble.

I don't remember you mentioning me.

A fun fact: Me and WoF have the same date of birth. Brothhaaa.

Yes, it was.

We could be blood brothers, except we can't because I'm only into twincest when other people do it.

Oh. Wait, eww.

Except me as well , Dynamitestick.

Yes. becuse your my best frend, R3dgie!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._2827028_n.jpg

This is me, drunk and singing Converge. Good times.

Thats what I look like when i orgasm. :3

That's what I look at when I orgasm.

I take it as a compliment.

Nothing more, nothing less.

You have Wii and GH3, very gut, mah boi.

You look like nothing?

I decided to pull my finger out of my arse and upload some pictures that needed uploading for quite some time now. And they're from nights out that I got quite drunk from.

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/97/meh1.jpg

Well, I'm not that drunk in this one but for the life of me I can't figure out what the fuck I was laughing at, yeah, that's the missus as well.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9089/meh2o.jpg

Having a manly man fight over who's next at a game of pool, I won... both.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6...3103625093.jpg

Me... seriously plastered trying to look metal as fuck and the only thing metal about me is that fucking ugly ass bit of filling wedged in my tooth.

EDIT: Poo me and my tragically hairless chest.

Woah. Totally not how I pictured you, Ridg3. Not in a bad way, but I also imagined you to look more...Scottish.

If it helps any, my hairs much shorter than what is displayed there. Oh, I don't wear my kilt out unless I'm going to a wedding ;)