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Disgruntled Intern 01-07-2010 09:27 AM
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I think I almost did have a heart attack during sex a few months ago. We were both drunk, and I was performing well above average. About half an hour in, I felt as if my chest were going to explode. I had to stop, go into the bathroom, and sit there on the floor for about ten minutes before I felt like I might live through the night.

Yeah, that's happened to me. But drugs were a factor.

Hobo 01-07-2010 09:38 AM
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I think I almost did have a heart attack during sex a few months ago. We were both drunk, and I was performing well above average. About half an hour in, I felt as if my chest were going to explode. I had to stop, go into the bathroom, and sit there on the floor for about ten minutes before I felt like I might live through the night.


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We were both drunk,
Pro tip hotshot, you were fucking a power socket.

OANST 01-07-2010 09:50 AM
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Pro tip hotshot, you were fucking a power socket.
That shit was hot.

Josh 01-07-2010 09:52 AM
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Pro tip hotshot, you were fucking a power socket.
http://www.chrisgenoa.com/archives/robot-sex.jpg

OANST 01-07-2010 09:54 AM
Not as good as the pterodactyl porn, but it'll do.

abe is now! 01-07-2010 11:05 AM
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You've shattered everything I held sacred about Italians, AiN.

Alcar...
No don't listen to me, please!!! I said that stupid thing because I was in a horrible moment of desperation for lack fo sex!!!

Nate 01-07-2010 02:59 PM
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I think I almost did have a heart attack during sex a few months ago. We were both drunk, and I was performing well above average. About half an hour in, I felt as if my chest were going to explode. I had to stop, go into the bathroom, and sit there on the floor for about ten minutes before I felt like I might live through the night.
How can you know you were performing above average? That just sounds like a guy who thinks he's a perfect driver whilst drunk.

spoocemaster 01-07-2010 03:09 PM
No action going on here yet, but sounds like you guys have some pretty epic sex lives.

Especially you OANST.

Alcar 01-07-2010 03:39 PM
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I think I almost did have a heart attack during sex a few months ago. We were both drunk, and I was performing well above average. About half an hour in, I felt as if my chest were going to explode. I had to stop, go into the bathroom, and sit there on the floor for about ten minutes before I felt like I might live through the night.
Had you consumed a liqueur containing hazelnut? That terrifying chest thing happened to me once - although instead of an explosion mine felt like it was caving in on itself.

It was then, that I realised I had a mild allergy to hazelnut. And I've never touched Frangelico since.

Alcar...

Sekto Springs 01-07-2010 05:38 PM
How often do you drink Mat?
A poor balance between blind-stinking-drunkenness and complete sobriety can be a real fuck to the system.

OANST 01-08-2010 05:45 AM
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How can you know you were performing above average? That just sounds like a guy who thinks he's a perfect driver whilst drunk.
I don't mean to say that I was being a terrific lover, necessarily. Just that I was a bit more....mmm....active, I guess. It was half an hour of almost non-stop pneumatic pounding.

@ Alcar: I'm not sure if it had hazelnut in it, or not. It was whiskey. That seems like a good liquor to put hazelnut in, so maybe.

Hobo 01-08-2010 09:00 AM
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I don't mean to say that I was being a terrific lover, necessarily. Just that I was a bit more....mmm....active, I guess. It was half an hour of almost non-stop pneumatic pounding.

@ Alcar: I'm not sure if it had hazelnut in it, or not. It was whiskey. That seems like a good liquor to put hazelnut in, so maybe.
If your whiskey has hazelnut in it you are definitely drinking the wrong brands of whiskey.

OANST 01-08-2010 09:14 AM
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If your whiskey has hazelnut in it you are definitely drinking the wrong brands of whiskey.
I don't know a damn thing about what goes into alcoholic beverages. I'm not much of a drinker.

Disgruntled Intern 01-08-2010 09:15 AM
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I'm not much of a drinker.
Or a lover, apparently.

OANST 01-08-2010 09:15 AM
You people are mean to me. I'm going home.

Disgruntled Intern 01-08-2010 09:16 AM
Good. Get on Xbox live.

OANST 01-08-2010 09:30 AM
It'll be a while before I'm on today. I'm taking Abbey sledding when I leave work.

Disgruntled Intern 01-08-2010 09:54 AM
Yeah, I was joking anyway. My work schedule is fixed, kinda. My off days are once again consecutive, but my thursday/fridays are now swing shifts instead of mornings. So I'm not off until 11 pm.

Leto 01-08-2010 08:03 PM

Disgruntled Intern 01-08-2010 08:49 PM
That's really old. You really suck.

I mean, you could have at least posted the very similar video of the turtle fucking the shoe.

Sekto Springs 01-08-2010 09:36 PM
I didn't know DI was such a connoisseur of turtle fucking.

Pilot 01-08-2010 09:37 PM
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I mean, you could have at least posted the very similar video of the turtle fucking the shoe.
I would like that.

Sekto Springs 01-08-2010 09:40 PM


Happy?

Pilot 01-08-2010 09:41 PM
SPANK ME

Sekto Springs 01-08-2010 09:43 PM
I knew you'd like that.

Disgruntled Intern 01-08-2010 10:26 PM
Your avatars just get worse and worse.

Leto 01-09-2010 12:47 AM
i've posted the shoe one elsewhere on this forum once, i am positive. thusly, i went with the beautiful agony route

Disgruntled Intern 01-09-2010 05:47 AM
Yeah, it's really not a bad video. I just like busting your chops because I'm secretly in love with you.

Sekto Springs 01-09-2010 09:20 AM
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Your avatars just get worse and worse.
I know. Isn't it great?

Disgruntled Intern 01-09-2010 09:51 AM
No.

Pilot 01-09-2010 09:53 AM
No.

EDIT: Beat me to it.

Sekto Springs 01-09-2010 10:05 AM
You're no fun at all.

Disgruntled Intern 01-09-2010 10:20 AM
Don't blame us for your obvious lack of taste.

Sekto Springs 01-09-2010 10:32 AM
In the eye of the beholder. Etc.

Leto 01-27-2010 03:12 PM
http://img.youtube.com/vi/HNuhD88jajI/0.jpg
http://img.youtube.com/vi/HNuhD88jajI/0.jpg
http://img.youtube.com/vi/HNuhD88jajI/0.jpg
http://ims1.ballofdirt.com/view/0565...be0ff1219acd66
http://amazingdata.com/mediadata25/I...9373914539.jpg
http://img.youtube.com/vi/HNuhD88jajI/0.jpg
http://img.youtube.com/vi/HNuhD88jajI/0.jpg
http://img.youtube.com/vi/HNuhD88jajI/0.jpg

abe619 01-28-2010 04:35 AM
well as for me guys , i am a virgin (not if u count masturbating:P) and i won't have sex till i get married as i am strictly a muslim , and there is only one other thing about my sexuality and that's what u all know and fear/hate........

Rex Tirano 01-28-2010 01:31 PM
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... there is only one other thing about my sexuality and that's what u all know and fear/hate........
Then you obviously don't know how sexually depraved this place really is.

- Rexy

Nate 01-28-2010 01:33 PM
Please Rexy, don't get him started again. We only just stamped out the last of his oozing creepiness.

abe619 01-28-2010 02:58 PM
yeah , i had that "vor-plosion" about a while back where my posts , my signature , and even my avatar became "Vorey" , and not to worry guys , it's not gonna happen again..................................with the exception of the posts in this thread and others like it.

Hobo 01-28-2010 03:38 PM
Get a real fetish. like robots.


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