I'M OLD GREGG

WHAT HAVE I BEEN IMMORTALISED IN :eek:

It's adorable.

Isn't it though?

i think its about time i posted a picture of myself on this thread, me being the ugly bastard that i am. :D

MOD EDIT: Picture deleted on request.

come on Oddjob, your next.

I'll try when I've nothing on my plate. I promise I will. But internet forums are low on my priorities.

And "you're next". I know for sure that you know this, I suspect that you're having a brick-to-the-head moment.

when am i going to get that into my head? i keep bloody doing it.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! :D

You look nothing like I imagined. You look much better than I imagined. Sorry, it was all that cow's anus shit.

And yes Oddjob, YOU'RE NEXT. Don't start with your whiney my camewa's bwoken bullhonkey.

I remember us asking Oddjob for pictures a while back. And I agree, it's about time you showed us your face. :p

Yes, it's about time you showed us your face.

Ugh! You probably look more Latino than me and Anonyman combined. Also, how old are you? I always thought of you as being adolescent-ish.

Man, what a dick!


Seriously, though. Ugh? Really? What. A. Dick.

My friends, you are in luck. I have found a pretty old photo. Unfortunately, we cropped it for reasons I forget, but my face is there, as you can see. It is also very small. I can't be arsed changing that.
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...cyte/oja-2.png
I was about 24/25 when this was taken at the Lake District. Just imagine this image with much (I certainly mean much) less hair, no beard and crow's feet.

EDIT: Holy shit, I don't believe how young I looked then. Makes me feel sad now.


I also have a crude drawing of my brother and myself by my nephew that appears to be done in paint. Even my nephew refuses to believe that I don't have a beard anymore.

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m.../dadandsam.jpg

Like, seriously?

To Oddjob: Nazz minus the facial hair.

Very British facial hair, also MA has nice eyes.

@Oddjob: Thats the ticket!

i never imagined you looked like that (which would be normal considering i have never seen you).

i am actually 19, but a lot of people say i am old-headed (including my mother who says i would have been suited to the 50's), so that would explain why you may have thought i was older.

i know you meant well, but please don't say i look latino, that is one of my pet peeves. i am 100% British (beef).

You are not ugly. Also, that little Mexican pubestach? Not a good thing. Well, maybe. Trim it up or something.

i aint getting rid of it now, i've grown attached to it. but yeah, it needs cleaning up.

people at the local expect it now, anyway.

It's funny how you grow attached to such things, isn't it? Believe me, it took me ALL of my might to get rid of my beard. Bloody wives. Don't bother with them.

Quite a few of us will never have to.

Don't tell me you still haven't claimed your camera back from your mother?
I knew it! You've been secretly gay all along. Or possibly don't know all the definitions of the word 'beard'.

Meh, everyone's gay.

EVERYONE

Everyone? Even OANST, who seems to have a severe fear of anus?

Yes. especially BOANST... and *no kidding.*

Being gay doesn't mean liking anus.

Right. But...
Iveseentohavelosttheabilitahtoformcohereeentthotsicantaohgodthecashddanlea

Anonyman, you should change your name to Ta-da!

Annoyman! was chosen for me...

buuuut

Annoyman~<3 is a definite possibility.

That's Lame. It should be Ta-da!

Oddjob, I was picturing you looking like your avatar. Thank god you don't look like that

You too Anony, first you were Bob Marley, then Cthulu, and now LAFFY.

I was Bob Marley?I have forgotten so much about everything here that I honestly can't remember anything OWF outside the past few months.

I, however, have no qualms about being imagined as a great old one.

Done and done, Angloman. ;)

I was trying more to poke fun at the fact that despite having Latin-American heritage, Anyonyman and I look white as ever (according to his word). Still, I hope you'll forgive my tactlessness.

ah, i see.

tactlessness? i found it funny. then again i find almost anything funny. :D

I don't lie.

So you really do live in Oz?

For those of y'all who don't read blogs
 

Yay MA and OddjobAbe now exist!

I look forward to randomly meeting the good doctor on the street.

Since when did you know I was in medicine?

Take your medicine, you lush...

Since you told us several dozen times.

When you first came here you explained to us that you were a doctor. Don't you remember that none of us believed you?

I could have sworn that that was another forum.

I was kidding about being a GP, by the way. I didn't get so far. My levels in my papers in school weren't as good as they're supposed to be for that kind of thing (I was one or two levels down), so I'm in a different field in medicine. Slightly less intricate.