You can say semen, it's okay. Just not the 'C' word for it, it's quite uughhhh.

Cunt semen? How does that work?

Cream?

Let's say it sounds exactly the same as the word 'come'. It's sexual brother is much more annoying, like the word tits.

I know! It's cunt cum! We found it, boys. Rap it up.

Words have sexual fraternities now?

Child Secretion?

I'm going to start counting how many times I hear or see that word in a week. I predict anywhere between 40-80, thus, sex is off the board for a week.

What word is that?

Is it cunt-cum?

I know man, you walk down the street and all these people, they're like 'Good cunt-cum Joe'.

Fuckers.

Back on topic ftw!

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I've come to the conclusion that I get more pleasure if I moan her name.

I tried that once. I felt stupid.

I imagine it's slightly different for the over 30s

That was a long time ago. I still felt stupid.

Did she?

Haven't a clue. Hopefully, she couldn't here me over the bed springs. But that's wishful thinking.

To be fair 'Emily' has one too many syllables to be good at being moaned.

Actually, that one was Louise. I will have been in my early twenties.

Yeah, that sounds pretty dumb being moaned out loud.

Luckily, I haven't seen her for a long time. I will hopefully never have to look her in the face again.

Want a silentfuck? Get a Tempur-Pedic, no springs.

It's a space-age.... miracle..... something mattress that absorbs farts admirably.

Punch it and it hurts your fist.... which will probably be other places anyway.

Psh. Whatever. I'll take arthritis.

If you feel stupid moaning someone's name, imagine the entire, "Oh yeah! Take it bitch, oooh you like that!"

I...could never say that...

But it's such a derogatory turn-on!

Alcar...

Yes, it can be.

That, and "Oh, you're so tight!".

Alcar...

Couldn't resist, could you?

I just get, "Oh, you're so big!"

:p

Ah, the subtle differences between seme and uke.

Alcar...

Seme out of circumstantial happenstance.

Uke at heart.

It's all good.

UKULELE

TO EVERYONE OUT THERE

THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT UKULELE'S AND THEIR SIZES

REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANYTHING ELSE

Funnily enough, I only think of Tiny Tim when I hear "uke" anyway. To me, a uke is a ukelele. And I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Is Funnily even a word? Funnelly?

Answered my own question; Firefox didn't underline the word when I typed it.

*delete post*

Funnily enough, Ghost has so assaulted this forum weeabooiness, that even I now fucking know what seme and uke is. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, woman.

This is why learning disabilities kick ass. You don't remember shoes.

What`s subtle about it ?

One is pitching and one is catching.

Oh for christ sake...

It puzzles me which would be better... Oh, think of the fun.

In related news, the doctor says I'm fine and that I can start ploughing through my usual rate of new men each week.

Alcar...

Congratulations. Heheh. Ploughing.

Usually I'd tell a friend to "Stay Loose"... but in this situation it would have the wrong implication.

Keep livin' life free and easy dude.

/surferbum