OF COURSE IT HAS! I'm probably the only person that listens to that kind of music.


You get the bulletproof body, but it's not explosion proof, now is it?

I really wish someone else could help me...
(anyone else?)

As you wish and whatnot, but they get hit by a tank the next day.

I wish I could get a pet boa.

It constircts you. And you die. :D

I wish I wasn't insane. Seriously.

Congratulations! You're no longer insane! Everyone else is, though, and you feel left out.

I wish there was a cure for cancer.

There is but they have to kill you for the answer

I wish my friend wasn't being moved to a different form

Granted...he is now being moved to a different school!

I wish I had better test results since I did absolutely crap in the french test.

Suits me just fine...

On Topic: You got a perfect score. But your teacher compares this with your other tests and accuses you of cheating. You're suspended.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

Granted, although you cant really see what your doing one day and a guy runs you over with a 1000 ton goose.

I wish I had a goose cannon and a radioactive fish and 10000 packets of mole.

They all kill you... somehow.

I wish people would sign up for Casino Magog RPG. I'm getting lonely.

Granted but too many people join and you cant keep track and you then skid on a ice cube and whack your head open.

I wish I wasnt suspended.

Granted... you're expelled.

I wish this wish would not be corrupted.

Granted. People flame you for cheating. In fact everyone does it so much, Alcar bans everyone. He then realises that now nobody can go on the forums, and so he kills himself.

I wish my computer wasn't retarded.

Now it isn't!
But it becomes the worlds smartest computer and beats you at chess just as i join the Rp!

I wish for everything

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish I had nothing.

You become nothing itself.

I wish my Nintendo DS and all the games hadn't been stolen. D:

Granted, insteed a ghost steals your clothes when you are giving a speech in assembly.

I wish I could burn down school and all the unfair bastards in it.

Granted, you go to jail for murder.

I wish I had a sex toy... for obvious reasons.

It vibrates too hard and spins out of control down the street. People run away screaming until the metal balls pop out and it stops vibrating when Ricardo smashes the annoying thing with a hammer. You are left embarrassed, unfulfilled and need reconstructive surgery.

I wish I could find out what happened to my friend that mysteriously went offline.

Granted! ...They died, because you (raped them) were possessed and murdered them, them had your memory wiped.

I wish we could all meet our fancharacters in real life. 8D

.*DAnd we do, in teh magic world accesible by a pweeety wainbow! But then Barnabus makes Tiny cry, so Tiny tells Brutus and Brutus and Barnabus get into a big fist fight. Agent fights with Cal for being a sexist jerk, but he shuts her up with his tazer. Dimitrio attacks him in a blind rage because he hurt her, and the only way we can stop this mess is by using our new magical powers to make them into toddlers. But that just makes them fight and whine more. So we silence them with sleeping gas, but that actually turns out to be laughing gas and everyone not wearing a mask goes happilly insane. Cal them meets and falls in love with Domino, but he is angry at Domino for making him gay so he tazers him. But then he feels remorse at his actions and cries, for Domino is furious at him. The chaos ends in everyone fighting out of control, but they go to a drunken bar dance and drink themselves unconscious so the eye of the storm is calm.

The corruption is, we acidentally get tazered, and everyone knows that tazers hurtD:.

I wish....:pMarclar corrupted that wish.

:D You're obsessed with CalXDomino aren't you? XD
Alright, here goes;
We all get to meet them, I get to go up and hug Domino, but he freaks out because he's scared of sexual contact, and when he's floundering his arms around in panic he accidentally slaps Banabus in the face, who then gets mad and starts strangling him. Agent decides to stop the fight by pointing her gun at Barnabus, but then she accidentally pulls the trigger, killing Barnabus, which then makes Ricky really mad because Barny was his best mate. Cal suddenly spots a yaoi comic, turns pale and whacks Wic in the face, because he was the closest, and then Wic cries. Cylepso gets mad at Cal for being a meanie, then the Zrilufet eats them all. <3

I wish I could do whatever I wanted without bad concequences.

:lol:I just find the CalXDomino thing humorous....:lol:I lol at teh chaos.....

There are no consequences for your actions, and so you grow spoilt and evil. You are not banned from the forums for being a jerk, and so the others plot against you. After a long and hard battle, Patrick kills you when he accidently pushed a piano down the stairts. Everyone rejoices and makes Patrick a moderator, mostly because all of the other moderators were killed by the piano.

I wish Patrick knew of the dumb CalXDomino jokes I keep bringing up.

Granted! ... I PM'd him :D The corruption is that we have to wait for a reply.

I wish W@RF would reopen.

You're dead Marclar. But I'm gonna wait for his reaction since I'm nosey...You better show me teh reaction.

It does! But in a dramatic opening sequence, everyone's characters wind up in hospital when Venks blows up another one of his characters. Even the doctors are hurt, and so we are all forced to move to Frakture Fallz and RuptureFarms is sold to Scrabbers. Cal annoys nurses in the hospital.

I wish we could answer our PMs faster.

That was strangely funny, sexy, and repulsive at the same time. In particular, the idea of Intern yaoi would be something I'd actually like to see, largely because it would be so damn weird it would be fascinating, like a Slig in love with a Glukkon. But CalXDomino? Write it, send it to me, and I'll laugh so hard my enormous stomach will roll like a death trap from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Make Malarkey fiction and I'll vomit from laughing. You have my permission to use any of my characters in fiction.

For the love of G-d, PLEASE tell me by Venks blowing up one of his characters you mean that in an explosive way?

Granted, but in the process you lodevop ydslexia and accidentally forward the Malarkey PM to everyone on the board.

I wish somoeone would make a graphic with Malarkey's head and the caption being "YOU GON GET RAPED".

I think Zozo would have to be the one writing it. I suck at writing yaoi, specially if it's so OOC with one of MY FRIGGIN' CHARACTERS! ...But yeah, you have my permission also. :D I need a good laugh.

They do, but then Malarkey jumps out and rapes you. Repeatedly. With a bottle.
Seriously though, I'd actually do that for you if I wasn't already busy with the group pic.

I wish that Zozo would write the CalXDomino yaoi, if only to laugh at it.

She thinks about it and decides she could perhaps go ahead with it later. But Lorne and the mods see it and become scared, so scared that Lorne freaks out and sell his Oddworld franchise....By accident to a manga company. they steal the CalXDomino idea and so it spreads around the world like wildfire. Cal, knowing the people responsible for this tarnishing of his reputation, sets out to hunt down and tazer Patrick, Zozo and Marvak. We all get tazered and cry.

:)Yes #9 or #10 died.
Shii, he's onto me about my slig character Namanchier...

...You want to rape Patrick?

I wish I had the time and motivation to take out the CalXDomino idea right now.

Granted, but I just get bored and blow you up cause I cant think of a good corruption right now.

I wish I had my tonsils back :( I miss them for some reason.

NOOO! I was referring to drawing the picture!!! D: *cries*

You have them back, only to discover you need to remove them again.

I wish I wasn't so tired and beat down.

Granted, now ytour so hyper you go mad and kill people with a pitchfork, then blow up your house and eat the prime minister.

I wish Some one would join my forum. I'm a loner! Well, one other person... :crying:

Granted, now your forum has one other member on there. But you want more as you become to get greedy, and make spammy topics to do on the subject of your forum. Eventually, you have over 9000!1 members. But then you want more and more. Suddenly, everyone gets banned for not helping you with your forum and you have no one left on your forum. Apart from your loner self. Muhahahaha!

I wish I didnt have a sore throat and a massive cut on my left knee.

Granted. You now have a sore left knee and a massive cut on your throat!... Causing you to die. Aw.

I wish I could open my birthday presents today.

Ouch, reversed pains.

Granted, you open your presents today. Little do you know that your parents and friends hadn't bought you anything yet since your birthday wasn't today and they weren't ready with all the gifts. You open one, and see nothing inside. Muhahaha-again!

I wish I was less evil.

Granted, but Jesus assrapes you in purgatory for merely 500 years, as opposed to 100000.

I wish people would post in my RPGs.

Granted. Lots of people post in your RPGs. Of how much the RPGs suck and then you get blamed for it and then you eventually get banned because the mods don't want you making another bad RPG where everyone will post bad comments again, spamming up the forum...!

I wish Patrick Vykkers was evil. Evil-er.

Granted, but I cease to exist as PV is defined as good. PV-E exists in my place, and kills you.

I wish I was a rich man.

Granted. But your not a man anymore. Your a woman! And also I rob all your money of you!

I wish I was just plain, normal and simple.

You are boring.

I wish I could fly!.... Well I've probably already said thast before but oh well, flying dreams are fun.

Granted! YOU FLY! Into me. I then die but my Chubfish body can't die. So I get back up and eat the world including you. And you die! And I live!

I wish that I could fly.

You fall out of the sky, and through a roof building to find where the result of Zozo's CalXDomino fantasies are coming true... if you know what I mean. You are scarred for life.

I wish that I could make someone fail at life. Har, I'm mean.

[EDIT] Damn you, slow keyboard!