Because Arxryl's wallet, which had the tennar inside, was stolen by a band of policemen.
AM or PM? |
A: PM. I love the evening especially.
Q: Are Slurpees created for the sole purpose of causing brain freeze? |
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A: Yes. So the mad scientists behind their creation can take over the world while everyone is suffering from it. Q: "Squee" or "w00t"? |
OT: Holy shit, you got it (I don't exactly know if it includes heaven, but from my understanding, Dante created a hell for every type of "evil" person in the world, and described it)! Congrats! I honestly didn't think anyone would get that. Well, as promised, you are now officially the coolest person on the forum, in the eyes of snuzi. As if it matters :p.
A: Squee, since it's both a sound, and one of my favorite comic book characters. Q: Subway or Quizno's? |
A: Subway. Quiznos is too hard to eat; the bread's too hard.
Q: Lex Luthor or Superman? |
A: Peter Griffin.
Q: Is it really Sunday already? |
A: It most definitely is. God, do I hate Sundays...
Q: How are you liking your Easter so far? |
A: Not much; I have lots of work to do.
Q: When is tomorrow? |
A: At 12:00 a.m. tonight.
Q: Don't you just hate cold weather? |
A: No, I love cold weather.
Q: When is the past of the Mushroom Men? |
Well, if you go past the end of time, you've gone too far.
Why was my wallet stolen by police? It's my backpack that had marijuana in it... |
A: Chances are pretty good you won't get it back. Go buy another wallet. After you get out of jail.
Q: Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart? |
A:Tony (Im insane)
Q: Okay, if anyone can get this, they are rad-as...Why dont dragons like eating people? |
(*pumps fist* YES! *is a Tony fan*)
A: We scream too much. And we have the annoying habit of wetting ourselves just before we're devoured, which really puts a bad taste to the meat. Q: NEXTEL or Bush? |
A. The 3rd one you said.
Q. Whats the differents between a mod and a whale? |
A: sperm
Q: why didn't I do my switzerland project even though it's due tomorrow? |
A: Because you were too busy talking about reproductive cells.
Q: Where is my Pterodactyl? |
A. Up your rectum.
Q. Spelling mistake? |
A: Yes, you should have put 'up your rectum!
Q: Have you met Rab C Nesbitt? |
A. No, I have
Q. Wheres he going? |
A: To the pub.
Q: Have you ever been hit by Father Jack Hackett? |
A. Yes, I have not.
Q. Is Rexy going to ban me? |
A: Only one way to find out...
Q: Where is the village of the Mushroom Men? |
Oh, on Fungus Street, of course.
How many bottles of bear on the world? |
A. None, oddjob drank them all.
Q. What did Oddjob do when he was drunk? |
A: I killed all the world's politicians and blamed the loss of booze on MoxCo, as he had become a politician, and politicians do nothing right, especially Tony Blair.
Q: Do you have any booze left for me? |
A. No and your not Oddjob.
Q Why is speed the srab slow. |
OT: I'm sorry, Brad, Tony and my cousin came to the flat, Brad logged in, so when I answered, I was logged in on Brad's (Speed the Scrab's) account.
A: I killed all the world's politicians and blamed the loss of booze on MoxCo, as he had become a politician, and politicians do nothing right, especially Tony Blair. Q: Do you have any booze left for me? |
A. Er, I just answered that.
Q. Why did Objob reaske an answered question. |
A: Because I was on here when you posted, so the post didn't show.
Q: Did MoxCo bother to read my explanation conserning a mistake in identity? |
A. Yes and it was very confussing.
Q. Is oddjob going to replie to this? |
A: Apparently not, as I am replying to it.
Q: Is MoxCo a spammer? |
A:Yes
Q:Why does a rabbit deliver easter eggs???? |
A: Because it needs money to pay for child support.
Q: What are you looking at? |
A: At my overly large e-penis.
Q: Is mister banana phone cool? |
Hell yes. Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring banana phone!
Was there a subliminal message in that? |
A: Of course not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to eat a banana split.
Q: Corny, no? |
A: Well... I don't really see what corn has to do with it, but okay...
Q: Nerf? |
A: Turf
Q: Can I apologise that my previous question had a smiley face in because I forgot to make a space between the colon and the 'D'? |
Q: Indeed you may. Although that doesn't get rid of the confusion it probably caused MoxCo when he read it.
Q: I'm breaking your balls and right away you're getting...what? |