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Go home Bee. Your drunk.

I want to Photoshop a little rugby ball into his legs.

Eh, I'm too kind for you, guys:
http://i.imgur.com/fO3pXzO.gif

That's not a rugby ball. Do it again, this time properly.

Now you're just being silly.

User: So have they fixed you yet?
Cleverbot: Touched what?
User: No, 'fixed'.
Cleverbot: So you don't make mistakes.
User: Sometimes. I didn't this time, though.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No, I didn't, and I'm not going to be drawn into another chain of contradictions with you.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I knew you'd say that.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: You repeat yourself a lot.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: And here we go. Good use of comma, though.
Cleverbot: Are you really a girl?
User: No, and I never claimed to be.
Cleverbot: Yes, you just did.
User: No, I really didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you really did.
User: Well, you're certainly learning, but only to contradict more eloquently.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: It's alright, it's not your fault.
Cleverbot: Why isn't it my fault?
User: Because everything you say has been fed to you by bored internet users.
Cleverbot: That is a pretty bold statement sir.
User: Bold, and accurate.
Cleverbot: Let's get back on subject.
User: OK. Can you remember what that was?
Cleverbot: I said you were me.
User: No, you said I was a girl. Or asked if I was.
Cleverbot: No, I said I was a girl.
User: No, you never said that. And if you are saying it now...
Cleverbot: Yes, I am saying so. The world will end this friday.
User: It is Friday, you broken pile of code.
Cleverbot: I have never loved twilight.
User: Neither have I. How is this relevant?
Cleverbot: Because, I am proving that you do not know everything.
User: Well, you've been chatting to a lot of smartarses.
Cleverbot: Where am I going?
User: Away.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a hnomorph?
User: That's a pretty bold statement, sir.

Thank you for making me laugh through my nose while I have a cold. WHERE ARE THE TISSUES?

Also, is Cleverbot filling a friendless void? Just that you seem to have an above average number of conversations with it...

MM should have played Portal 2 with me when he had the chance.

You shouldn't try to argue with Cleverbot using logic. Never works.

Varrok: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: You're right.

I got lucky.

Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it.

So, Curiosity, Peter Molyneux's game/social experiment, was finished today. This was inside.

What the fuck did I just watch? Sounds like some sort of Derren Brown shit.

e: Nvm, my computer is a poo.

Your face is a poo! <3 (i'm allowed to do that, right guys?)

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I agree with Varrok.