The black ones are the best you retard.

You should also only attempt to quote movies when you've seen them: "Ma mowma awlwayz seerd larf wuz lark a bowx of chowcolates. Yew jes' never knoww whatchou're gownna geert."

Most people probably enjoy white chocalate less. I think your thinking of 'Life is like a jar of jelly beans..'.

Maybe, personally I lurve me white chocolate over dark chocolate, you know, the like really dark chocolate. I hate that stuff, not the people.

You're crazy. White chocolate is an abomination.

I'm glad you cleared that for me, for a minute there I thought you were referring black people to really dark chocolate.

heh I thought you might so I made sure

The fuck dis bullshit you is spoutin

While milk chocolate has a gradual scale of quality, white chocolate is always really nice or really horrible.

I don't actually know why I posted that. Some white chocolate is great.

Dark chocolate is always fantastic.

That's a-kinda what I meant.

i love white chockolate

I think you accidentally put an 'h' there.

lol that was funny

AHAHAHAH, HAHAHA HAHAHA HA...OOOHAAAAAA HA. Yeh. So funny.

I am a witty chap.

Since we're on the topic of chocolate...

A white man and a black man were in hell, and Satan stood before them. "Each of you will put your dicks in my hand in turn, if it melts, you are condemned to spend eternity in hell. If it doesn't, I'll turn you over to God."

The white man puts his dick in Satan's hand first, and it melts instantly. He screams and is damned to hell. The black man does the same, but his dick doesn't melt. Satan's eyes widen at this. "What the hell is this!?" he bellows.

The black man grins and says, "Dark chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.

Ha good one

What do you call an Arabian standing between two buildings? Ali

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train? Because they only have to know how to take off

One more:

How do you know if Jews are living next door? There's wet toilet paper on their clothes line!

A dog walks into a bar and hops up onto a chair.
He gets the bartender's attention and says "I'd like a beer, please."
The bartender is shocked. "Hey, you can talk!" He exclaims.
"Of course I can talk," says the mutt. "I can do lots of things. I can even
tend bar. I make a mean margarita."
The bartender thinks for a minute and says "OK, if you tend bar the rest
of the night you can have all your drinks on the house."
"Deal," says the dog and jumps over the counter.
The bartender stands back and watches as the mutt goes into action.
The dog pours perfect beers and carries them in his paws without
spilling a drop. He uses his wet nose to press the buttons on the soda
machine, mixing amazing drinks while using his clever curly tail
to hold the bottles.
He makes witty small talk and even sings a few drinking songs.
By the end of the night, the place is packed, there's a line out of the door
and the tip jar is overflowing.
The manager is overjoyed. He puts his arm around the mutt
and says "You've earned your free beer! How would you like to do this
again tomorrow?"
The dog thinks for a moment and shakes his head. "Sorry, I can't."
The manger is dismayed. "Why not?" He cries.
"Well," the dog says, "tomorrow is Thursday and I have to fill in
for my dentist."

Get it? Fill in? :D

Fuck.

I dont know if this is a joke, because it happend today.

Mum:" Why the hell to you want a surboard for?"
Me:" I dont know, I thought that I might shove it up my ass, isnt that what you are supposed too?, dickhead.

How you got 28 rep is beyond me.

What's a surboard?

Do people not respect their parents over in Australia?

Why are you trying do say?,dickhead

My mom was like no you can't go to party and I was like I am party bitch.

I dont know, I thought that I was funny, isnt that what you are supposed too in this thread?, dickhead.

The doctor told me i had leprosy today.

I went to pieces.

Gabbit's Own

pftthhaa