Dr. Robotnik gets mad and (rapes you) asplodes teh world.

I wish I wasn't forced to eat more breakfast.

Granted, but now more dinner.

I wish this wasn't a summer jam.

Who told you it is? Oh well, let's just say (it raped you) now it is.

I wish I could find the invisible man in Mafia.

You find him, but he rapes you.

I wish the stars would stop twinkling.

Unfortunatelly it crashes on your head...

I wish I had a scanner.

It doesn't work when you get one.

I wish another Gex game would be released.

Oh, it is, but it turns out complete crap! aaaand it's only for the..... GameBoy, yeah!

I wish I'd get a message on Gaia...

You never get a message EVER AGAIN.

I wish I would stop posting in this thread.

OT: Haha I have a Gaia account.

Your homepage is set to here and always redirects you when you try to run away! OWF's Corrupt a wish has you!

I wish to know why the hell do I spend all these lonely nights here...

You find out, but you're disgusted.

I wish it was time to break dance.

That makes two of us! I have all three!

On topic: Breakdance you shall. In fact, there's not a piece of furniture left whole in your entire house.

I wish I had a closet that was an alternate dimension that never ran out of space.

They really should.

You'll have no one to play with. In many ways.

I wish I'd be able to daydream while paying attention.

You try that, but stay in the dreamworld and remain a vegetable in the real world.

I wish people would post on other threads than just this one.

This thread gets pissed off at you and rapes you.

I wish I would wake up.

You wake up to find out you've been at the funny farm for twenty years, and the life you thought you had was just a dream. Now you get to look forward to colorful pills and periodical games of "musical straighjackets".

Just to be mean... I wish no members of this forum were allowed to procreate. Including me.

But the mightyness of Alcar and the trollness of Hobo morph into one almighty genital and rule the world

i wish i met eminem

Granted, you do, but they play so loudly you die.

I wish I was blue da ba dee.

I turn blue, and you turn green FULL OF ENVY.

I wish I had more money to go to the convention on Sunday...=(.

Granted, you have more money, but the convention is overpriced and (you get raped) you cant afford anything.

I wish I had 2 free tickets for the movie.

It's a crap movie.

I wish I didn't have an essay and I could enjoy a nice stress-free holidays.

Granted, although you get (raped) stressed out because its raining everywhere and I blew up your computer.

I wish I had more games.

All Games in the World are Destroyed!


I wish i was Younger!

Granted, but you turn 5 and ol' mister Jackson sees you and decides to take you home...

I wish I was a gnome

Yoou are on Warcraft and my tauren characer Hugglemuffin trips over you.

I wish someone would post something in WARF so my characters can do something.

Dripik closes all WARF threads and never open them again.

I wish the convention wasn't overpriced and I had enough money. :D

Granted. It is now underpriced and underfunded, hence no convention too spend your beautiful moohlah on!

I wish I had moar grammah fidzxingz...

U brake it n loose ur grammr.

I wish I could go into one of my fanfics...And not get...Eh, I'll leave options open.

Wish granted!
you go into one of your fanfics literally and are stranded in cyberspace

I wish i could teleport near my friends whenever i want

You teleport to a friend that's (getting raped :D) falling off a cliff.

I wish people wouldn't be so rapish...

Granted, now everything i s a l i t t l e b i t s l o w e r...

I wish I had a better recorder for my pc.