Only if you are someone other than me. ;)





What's wrong with this sentence?

The word Alf isn't in it.

How come I'm obsessed with Alf?

A: Because you find him quite attractive.

Q: Are you a coffee diva?

Only when there's caffeine. Even reading the word makes me insane...:D:D:D.

How come one side of my face is clean, but the other is all bumpy and slimy?

OOT: I found that answer of yours quite disturbing.

A: I haven't the slightest clue. Perhaps you have an acne problem?

Q: Aren't mountains great?

OT: But you know it's true ;).

No. Mountains can fall over and kill people! Mountains are clumsy!

What's the last number?

-10

Ticking off a tree sure is hard, isn't it?

A. No, it sure is.
Q. Are you?

Come inside boy, I'll show you something....

Super supper is not a tounge twister, says my friend. Is he right?

A: No, he's lying to you. You shouldn't ever believe him again. Ever.

Q: Are you a homophobe?

No, I am just afraid of homosexuals. Duh...




Are you ever going to give me a straight answer?

A. Hell no!
Q. Can I have $50.

A: Only if you type in a grammatically correct fashion ;).

Q: Is Gatorade a government conspiracy?

Tell me what you think.

Why hasn't there been a true story movie about King Henry XIII?

A. Because he chopped of the directors head.
Q. Were can you buy Kong Kong?

At the Empire State Building.

Corn on the cob with nuts is horrible, isn't it?

A: Most definitely. It causes me to have involuntary muscle spasms, while vomiting uncontrollably.

Q: There's a wocket in my pocket?

No, theres some love in your glove.

How come I have spazzy moments sometimes?

A. Because you dont.
Q. Could someone tell me the price of King Kong?

A: Seventy-two thousand dollars and fifty-eight cents.

Q: Why can't Joe go to Hawaii with Housemaster?

Because Hawaii only allows Housemasteress.

How come I'm lying?

A. Because you arn't.
Q. Can you give me Seventy-two thousand dollars and fifty-eight cents?

No, you're poor.

How come Moxco. Executive is waiting for an answer in this thread?

A. Because he is me.
Q. Why did alf_shall_rise ask a confussing question?

A: Because he knew that his mind powers would throw you off.

Q: Why did the question you created make me cringe?

A: Because it sends out waves on the same frequency of your masons, and somehow affects your neurons.

Q: I was watching a documentary about toys that come to life. It was talking about real life. It was called 'Toy Story'. Are the people who filmed the documentary liars who used animations to make the toys alive, or is this all true?

A. Its all true Muwhawhawhaw.
Q. But why is it true?

A: Because, in a stupid act, the toy companies implanted human interneurons to make the toys seem more believable. These interneurons lead the toys to have plasticated brains, meaning they can walk, talk and have feelings. Foolish toy companies.

Q: Will you join the dark side?

A: Because it isn't false
Q: KFC or Mcdonalds

OOT: I need to change my signature now. Ugh.
Oddjobabe won, he posted first, new answers and questions follow.

A: No, but I will ride the park slide.
Q: If you ate a battery, would you survive?

A. Yes, I'll die.
Q. How much does it cost to get King Kong mailed to my house.