Gah! That is just...YUCK! Whoever that dude is...he needs some serious help. I don't know why somebody would do that to themselves.

Also, if you masturbate all the time(like more than once a day regularly)...wouldn't it get boring after a while?

-oddguy

Better question: Wouldn't it start to get realy sensitive after a while... I mean... try mastrubating like 4 times in a row...

It depends on if he is circumcized or not...usually uncircumcized kids have the "upper hand" (heh) when it comes to masturbating.

Isn't this a lovely conversation we're having?

Yes, circumsize-ums (as we so cheerfully dubbed them) seem to be the excessive masturbaters in our humble society. I hear that masturbating regularly enlarges your penis, which is a load of utter bullshit, so people who are desperate to become "men" masturbate more than what's good for them (not that it's good for them at all). People like that one guy who bleeds aswell as cums will not have a healthy (or comfortable) sex-life, of course someone who masturbates as frequently as he probly has never had real sex. Circumsized and non-circumsized people are known to have a healthier and more comfortable sex life if they don't masturbate or masturbate very little, proven fact. I know the feeling, I've ejaculated, but not with my own hand, I don't want to get Mrs. Rosie Palm pregnant, that's just as bad as stereo-sex. and Oddguy, to answer question, it never gets boring...if you've ever felt the sensation then you'll know why these bastards do it so often.

:lol: Who started this anyway?
*looks*
Aha! 'Twas Nate_dog_woof!


I'm circumsized! Yay!

Wow, you give me way to much credit. I'm not that innocent. :p I'm just saying, excesive masturbation is bound to get boring. You can fake sex with your hand only so much.

-oddguy

I'm not, and I'm glad I'm different. Out here only the adults seem to be circumsized. None of us "young-ens" are. I heard that 70% of America prefers circumsized men, our area must be the other 30%. The girls out here are alot like the boys and they don't like unnatural things such as circumsition, so our girls prefer fore-skin...weird. Oh well, we've always been the oddball among other places. :D

I am also uncircumcized.

I don't give a damn, either.

I'm too young to be whippin' out my big man anyways, so it doesn't matter.

I heard that only 60% of the population is circumcized.

hey, don't blame me. I was telling an anecdote, not my personal habits.

Oh, and 127,349 times. *pulls out calculator*

Okay, I'm assuming he is the same age as you have listed sligslinger (15)
let's say he's been doing it every day since he was 11.

now 4 years * 365 days is 1460 days.

divide 127,349 by 1460 is 87 times a day. Seems a bit unlikely.

Even if I got the age wrong and he is actually 51 (so for 40 years) that still means 8 times a day! ouch!



Oh, and some scientists put out a paper a few months ago saying that if you masturbate 5 times a week, you have a significantly decreased risk of prostate cancer. And that doesn't include sex apparently.

I wouldn't really consider it a matter of desperation of people who can't get "laid" or purposefully faking sex. It's the feeling, chap, the feeling. Or, I may just be interpreting your statement wrong.

EDIT: Nor would I really consider it a lowly act, either. Something that feels good, like most everything else.

Wow... this topic could get interesting... oh wait... it already is :).

Well 8 times aday is totaly a lot! DAMN! I don't even do it every day. Every day is boring to me, let alone 8 f*cking times per day!!!

I must congratulate you all on your hightened sense of maturity. Really, I mean it. I would have expected a lot less maturity in something like this. Although I usually keep such things to close friends, in the name of experimentation. Though it's fairly obvious some of you here are lying.

I'm feeling particularly evil at the moment, so allow me to humiliate Kevin.

Oh, and stop masturbating. It's against the Christian religion, you blasphemous people. You're all going to Hell! *evil laughter*

Alcar...

Im not religeius anyway! WHAHA NANANA! Oh...

I agree with Alcar, after the first few posts about this I realy thougt: OMG, this is going bad... geuse it isnt. Good going guys... actualy some ppl who can talk normaly about it.

About most time I keep those kind of stuff to my self, but hey. Everyone els is sharing. And its not like im sharing eveything that happands in my bedroom (or anywhere els for that matter ;)).

I'd actually have to agree with you there. When done in moderation, it's ok...every single teenager, guy or girl masturbates even once in a while, no matter how much they deny it. It's perfectly normal. However, when done in excession the person is usually sexually unsatisfied.

Ouch! Guilty.

Yeah, it's normal...but I try not to do it. Like Alcar said, it's against my beliefs. :)

-oddguy

I forget why exactly it is against the Christian religion...is it labeled as cheating on your future spouse?

God gave us the gift of masturbation so that we could remain virgins until we have found a wife to be faithful to. At least, that's my understanding of it.

I really don't see why it would be so bad once in a while to have that sexual release - most biologists studying the human anatomy would tell you that you need to do it at least once a month for you to remain sexually productive.

I do not know the exact reason. Though I've always believed it to be the temptation to pleasure yourself, and whether you can resist or not. Sort of like how Adam and Eve were tempted to eat the apple.

Though, here's a good one. Do fundamentalist Christians abstain from the art of pleasuring oneself?

Alcar...

I'm just waiting for the "Quim Implodes" thread.....

Here's a fact for you 95% of teenage Males in England masturbate at least twice a week. And yet the word wanker is still an insult.

My, my... How... interesting conversation you're having...
Very deep, I might say.

:p

Personally I see this world as a world to be experienced. Whether through making sweet love to my hand or eating a bigmac from mcdonalds. I don't care what any religion says about respecting a gods wishes - that "god" of theirs built this world and I'm going to marvel at it if you don't mind.

Man, he really messed up.

No I think he did a good job. I like the world I live in.

Twice a week, hobo? Surely you jest. I masturbate at least twice a day. Surely this proves my virility?

Silly Morgan. At least twice a week. Cutting it down to at least twice a day would probably take the numbers down another 3.4% or so. Don't worry, chap, you're still in the majority.

You're not supposed to waste your seed, which is the same reason you aren't supposed to use contraception or have oral sex.

It proves your lonelyness. :P

Once I'm married, I'm going to do whatever I please with my wife.

-oddguy

I already do whatever I please with my eh... girl. (I wanted to make a joke about a dog, but that would be cruel and just think about what you guys would think of me :P),
Im not religieus anyway, so all that stuff doesnt bother me. Bless you if are religeus however :).

Hmmm, oddguy, I'm quite confused. If you do marry, you're only supposed to partake in intercourse with the mindset of producing a child, as casual sex in which you'd most likely use a condom is prohibited. Therefore, would you not be forced to only partake in intercourse when you want a child? Perhaps you meant other acts of sex, not just intercourse, though.

But I dare say, it seems quite a lot of the Christians seem to have double rules. It's okay to masturbate, giving the book of Leviticus the flick. But it's not okay to be homosexual, taking everything in the book of Leviticus as truth. Double rules? Indeed.

(That wasn't aimed at any member in particular, just an observation on my behalf)

Alcar...

I didn't say masturbation was okay. Yes, I've done it, but it is still a sin. I try my best to follow my religion. However, when I'm married to someone, I don't think God would look down on me for having a healthy, happy relationship with my wife. As long as I'm true and faithful to her, I see nothing wrong with a healthy sex-life.

-oddguy

surely she'll have a say in it as well? :D

Alcar, it really just depends on your religion or your denomination (if you are Christian, as each denomination seems like a completely different religion to me).

In any case, Catholics beleive that sex is a necessary evil which is why priests are celibate (actually historically priests are really celibate so their possessions go to the church and not to any meddling offspring, but the intentions of the rule has changed over the centuries).

Jews, on the other hand, beleive that sex is good within marriage (though you still aren't able to use contraception). In fact in the traditional Jewish wedding contract the guy commits to satisfy his wife, and if he doesn't that is officially grounds for divorce (though I've never heard of that really happening). There are even discussions in the Talmud of how often a man should have sex with his wife, starting at once or twice a week for manual laborers and going up to four or five for desk-jobs. And sex on the Sabbath is called a double good deed!

EDIT: All this is because the first commandment God gave to mankind (ie Adam and Eve) was 'Go forth and multiply)

Speaking in terms of Christianity, you are only to have sex with the mindset of producing a child. Otherwise you abstain, as you would need to use contraception in preventing a pregnancy, which is, as well all know, not allowed. How can some of you take to truth some aspects of the bible, but disregard the others?

Oh, wait. I do know the reason. It's because you're selfish pigs. You'll disregard the rules that would hinder your lifestyle, but take those rules which keep you 'safe' to extreme truth. So which do you choose? Do you choose to accept homosexuality as being okay (along with many other biblical laws otherwise seen as wrong), and masturbate as well? Or do you abstain from masturbating, and treat homosexuals like the devil incarnate?

I'm sorry, but you can't have the best of both worlds. It's taking the word of the Bible into your own hands, and interpreting it in your own perspective, taking on board what you like and dislike. When we next have an argument concerning Christianity, your beliefs will mean moot.

(Once again, this wasn't directed at anyone, as I know every single Christian here has basically the same mindset. Also, I realise the above paragraphs seem rather harsh. But can you blame me?)

Alcar...

Well, as said im not religeus, but no, I cant blame you. You right :).

Can we please get back to the explosive penis topic? Please?

Wow Alcar. That really offended me. This is why I don't like discussing religion. It gets people upset and hurts feelings. I like you Alcar and think you're really cool, but I'd rather not talk about religion and have it split up our friendship on the forums.

-oddguy

Actually..... he does. Everyone has the right and priveledge to judge everybody. One of the perks of being sentient.

Yeah, that's a general life rule. Two things you NEVER talk about with your friends: religion and politics. It always creates some sort of problem.

Of course, sometimes I break the rule and talk about religion with my friends...but I usually keep it fairly open-minded and don't make any harsh accusations.

Everyone at my school is on the same side when it comes to politics, so noone really cares. As for religion, there's no such thing out in this city, except maybe Buddhism and the worship of a local glamour queen.

Bear in mind those that disagree with popular opinion probably don't speak up. I sure wouldn't want to get blasted and ruin my image against the majority.