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TheRaisin 04-23-2004 10:06 AM

Hmm. I think I'm actually the most likely to go crazy in real life, but I'm definitely not most loved on these here forums. I try, dammit!... well, no I don't.
Hmm again. I can't be objective enough when looking at myself to think of what would be a good location for me. Mebbe I could be some crazy old guy living alone in a cave at the top of a mountain. Yeah... livin' on small rodents and mountain goats, spending my days working to make my dwelling and my person look and smell as filthy as possible, pondering deep thoughts, weaving animal bones into my beard and hair... and killin' anyone what sets foot on mah properteh! Hey, mebbe that's how I'll fit into this whole thing: everyone uses my mountain to fight, and I just come down and kill indiscriminately in a protective rage, or I could stay at the top and snipe people off one by one with a longbow. Great jumpin' chilibeans, I'm crazy!

Fez 04-23-2004 10:43 AM

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No, ferill, I meant it the other way around...sorry. Example: Ferill lives in an oasis in the desert with lots of brush so he can practice his sniping, but at the same time he has a ridiculously large generator to plug his computer into :p

WHO TOLD YOU THAT!!!!

Sekto Springs 04-23-2004 10:52 AM

Ferill, I have been reading your mind since you were an infant, in fact, right now you're thinking about how they get babies to participate in those diaper commercials.

Mac the Janitor 04-23-2004 01:08 PM

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NEW Hint: I exaggerate the character of some forumers based on their locations.

That would be fairly interesting, considering my location.

Al the Glukkon 04-23-2004 01:50 PM

I don' t care what I'd you would do with my character in the story.( chances I won't be in it) sounds like a great idea though!

oddguy 04-23-2004 04:53 PM

Well, if you were going to exaggerate my location I'd probably be a famous actor dude with a house on the beach filled with women...since I live in Cali.

-oddguy

Sekto Springs 04-23-2004 04:56 PM

How'd you guess, Oddguy!? :p

Seargentbig 04-23-2004 07:04 PM

Oh no... exaggeration based on locations...
If I'm in it - am I in it? - do not give me a steriotypical Australian accent!

Fez 04-24-2004 05:26 AM

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Ferill, I have been reading your mind since you were an infant, in fact, right now you're thinking about how they get babies to participate in those diaper commercials.

Ha ha! Wrong! Guess again.....

Majic 04-24-2004 08:47 AM

Then I'll be... *shudder* The stereotyped Texan cowboy who cannot pronounce English!

Mac the Janitor 04-24-2004 08:52 AM

Whoa, I didn't know you were a Texan, Majic.

I'm in Arizona! We're like, kinda sorta near each other! Yeah!

*cough*

Hobo 04-24-2004 09:08 AM

Yay I'll have a queen's english accent and bent out teeth. Which used to be true, but years of state school and dental braces have fixed those

Fez 04-24-2004 09:20 AM

I'll be a hard as nails Brit, the kind like Liquid Snake, and Noel Gallegher.

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 09:32 AM

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Ha ha! Wrong! Guess again.....

No, I was right. If you had posted earlier then you would've known, but you've changed your thoughts since then. So neh... :p

Fez 04-24-2004 09:54 AM

erm.......Shut up.

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 10:40 AM

New Hint: He who wears a skull, with finish the massacre.

Fez 04-24-2004 10:56 AM

Xav finish's it then.

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 11:01 AM

Maybe...Maybe not. He's not the only one with a skull you know, go back to the V3 thread ;)

Adder 04-24-2004 11:03 AM

"He who wears a skull, with finish the massacre."... hm...

Asuming the grammer error was an actual error and not a subtle hint, I'd guess Death over Xav, ferill. Death actual WEARS a skull, not just has an av containing a skull.

But I might be going too deep again...

Fez 04-24-2004 11:04 AM

SS, Ihopeyoudietoyourhugeweightproblemcloggingupallyourarteriesandthenyoudieandyourfuneralisfulloffatpeo plewhoaresupposetobeonadietbuttheneatyourbodycausetheyarehungryandAmericanandyourbodycouldfeedallthe povertyintheworld.

j/k

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 11:10 AM

I weigh 97 lbs. And I'm 5.8 ft. Okay, enough brack kicking. Let's be friends :D

Fez 04-24-2004 11:13 AM

Deal. *Shakes hand*

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 11:16 AM

Yippee...I can breath.

New Hint: Hatebreed, Spineshank, Murderdolls. Who promotes these songs?

Majic 04-24-2004 11:50 AM

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Whoa, I didn't know you were a Texan, Majic.

I'm in Arizona! We're like, kinda sorta near each other! Yeah!

*cough*

Dallas area. It's probably somewhere around a 10-15 hour drive through El Paso, then what, another 10-15 hours through New Mexico?;) The southwest is a damn big place...

Mac the Janitor 04-24-2004 11:55 AM

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I weigh 97 lbs. And I'm 5.8 ft. Okay, enough brack kicking. Let's be friends :D

Holy shite, you're skinny.

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 12:10 PM

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Holy shite, you're skinny.

Yep, the skinniest kid in my school next to Conner (practically skeletal).

Oddish 04-24-2004 12:24 PM

Slingslinger; keep up the good work!;)

P.S.How are the Live ammo smileys going?

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 12:29 PM

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Slingslinger; keep up the good work!;)

P.S.How are the Live ammo smileys going?

Good....I think.

Majic 04-24-2004 02:02 PM

Hurry up and post some:p Waiting and thinking about clues is getting tiring, repetetive and aggrivating.

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 02:06 PM

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Hurry up and post some:p Waiting and thinking about clues is getting tiring, repetetive and aggrivating.

Too bad for you.

Seargentbig 04-25-2004 12:08 AM

I weigh 26 1/2 kg, I don't know how much that is in lbs. And I have no idea how tall I am.

The Red Muse 04-26-2004 08:55 AM

Um... Yes.

Eh.

Right.

Will I be in it?

Abe's son 04-26-2004 01:23 PM

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New Hint: Hatebreed, Spineshank, Murderdolls. Who promotes these songs?


...Sounds like Jacob or Lucipher... or possibly me.. O_o but probibly not. But probibly Jacob or Luci.

oddguy 04-26-2004 03:55 PM

All I can say is...for the long wait, this had better be a darn good story. :p

-=[oddguy

Mac the Janitor 04-26-2004 06:09 PM

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All I can say is...for the long wait, this had better be a darn good story. :p

-=[oddguy

Indeed.

If this reaches well into the fourth page with still no story, I vote to close it.

It's getting rediculous.

Hobo 04-27-2004 04:48 AM

The page number depends on the amount you set it to. So for me this thread is only 2 pages long, while for others it might be 3 or 4.

Mac the Janitor 04-27-2004 05:13 AM

Eh, I'm on the default, and since I'm the awesomest kid here, we're going by the default.

Hobo 04-27-2004 05:14 AM

Damn, you've beaten me there.

Now I get to beat you. *gets out whip*

oddguy 04-27-2004 06:09 AM

I'm on default too.

Hurry up with that story SS! :flames: Do you guys think he's torturing us just for fun?
He'd better hurry up...E3 is in 14 days and if he doesn't deliver by then, we won't even remember the name of this thread.

-oddguy

DeBulletDodger 04-27-2004 06:21 AM

E3 i assume some of the forumers are going and then will post what they see or find out. i would kill to be able to get to one.