10: oddworld

Ok, Top 10 things
you don't make in a school lesson

Babies. Yes.

2. Work? *space to fill up damn 10 character limit thing*

Yeah I hate that evil 10 character limiter.

3. Nukes.

4. Excretion.

5. Money, unless you're the teacher..

6. A flamethrower out of a bunsen Burner.

7. Bombs

stupid limit! GRR

8. A Birthday card to Charles Jenkins.

9. Proggress. Something that I never did.

10. Pipe bombs.


Top 10 things not to say when you "meet the parents"

1. Yeah, you have nothing to worry about. I probably won't even rape your daughter!

2. "You single?" (to Father)

3: "I can definately see where she gets her looks!"



EDIT: BLAARG. ROOAAR. AAARRRG! :|

LOL!

4. She will be sleeping with me tonight. right?

HAha!

5. I can't tell the difference between your wife and my girlfriend, you're such an attractive family!

Ooooo god. *shudders*

6. Is there a TV with porn in the toilet?

7. So, can we like, have sex now?

to the parents! ouch!

6. So, which is your father?

7. Your house smells like shit.

10: Hopefully you won't "spy" on us! :rolleyes:

Top ten things not to try and impress people with:

1: Your genitals.

8. Awwww, what a cute......Dog?

Uh ferill, you skipped back a number at number 8, esus's post was supposed to be number 9. If you look up you'll see mine was number 10. :)

No big deal but we're now on to new questions. So look up, you can still do number 2!

yay!

2. Guns.....trust me.....

1.dad...do you have a large penis

Ok. What the hell are you on about.

3. Burping your national anthem

4. Saying your mates with Charles Jenkins!

ah ****....i didn't know there was a page 3 i was posting to something on page 2.....oh well.

5.hey guess what!.....im a member at OWF!!

6. Saying "I'm friends with John Lennon".

EDIT: BLAAAAAAAARG. ROOOR. PEANUTBREATH. TOASTRACK. MODEMFACE. :|

i wont even ask

7.saying"so um....how do you have....um..sex

8. Your ego.

9. how many boy-/girlfriends you had
(like me :1)

10. How fat you are....

top 10 worse forum members.

1. Melvin: Squeeking Paramite.

hey c'mon ferill, that's not really fair.

.:VaniLLaKiLLah:.

2. Me

*10 characters*

Someone took the number 1 spot! No fair!

3. Claire "Mental breakdown artist" Bear

4. Reese Charles

You really hated him didnt you. ;)

I didnt hate him, i just found him to be Scum, Subhuman Scum. God, i'm glad hes gone.

5. LINDSEY!