Dad, i never knew my Mum....
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Gee, no question so I'll post one:
Who'd you kill first first in a car trip: A drunken Pauly Shore or a smacked up Anna Nicole Smith. |
drunken pauly shore
in a street fight who would win G.bush or S.hussein??? |
Monkey
Who would win xenomorph(that how you spell it?) or terminator? |
terminator
in a drinking contest Master Chief of Osama Bin Ladin??? |
Osama Bin Ladin.
Who would win?!? Munch or your bratty little sister? |
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George Bush VS Macgyver. Macgyver: "Get me a paperclip, a cheese grater, and a D cell battery" Bush: "We've searched all Iraq and can't find any weapons of Macgyver!" |
Macgyver. That show kicked so much ass.
A cruise around the Carribbean or a train tour of Europe? |
hmmmm.......
the cruise who would win master chief or gordon freeman?? |
Heh. MC.
Which would you prefer: A groutesquely enormous head or a teeny tiny head? (oh shut up, I'm talking about the one on your shoulders:p) |
A small head, then it wouldn't hurt my neck and I'd have an awesome squeeky voice. :D
Okay... Chess or Checkers? |
Chess.
Heavan or Hell? |
Its a toss-up. Hell is better as a literary and musical device while it would be better to be in Heaven.
Mario Vs. Luigi in a knife fight. |
Luigi. Obviously
Morons or Nerds? |
Morons, at least they have a life......
Muse or red Hot chilli peppers? |
Chili only has one l silly.
The Chilis anyway. Me or Alcar? |
Hobo...
Gauyo Ninja (Me) or Faggort Shuffle Clones <--- Kyles... Bhuddist monk or the Coolaid Guy |
Bhuddist monk. Curse you for posting before me!
Caught picking your nose or farting quite audibly and smelly during a class lecture? |
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Farting! Would you rather be an Ugly man with a 9 incher... Or a Very Sexy man with a 1 inch... I hope you know what I'm talking about, otherwise your very stupid... |
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That is a tough one to answer...so I won't. :p -oddguy |
id be the very sexy man with a 1 inch...
and if anyone asks ill just say i was in a car accident. buddha or jesus in a gun fight?? |
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-oddguy :fuzcool: |
Who runs faster?
Voodoo Vince of Scooby Doo? |
hmmm....
probably scooby doo vodoo vince aint that fast geroge bush or john howard in a gunfight?? |
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George. Even though I hate him...but he's probly had alot of experience hunting squirrels for his meal, and John Howard looks like a squirrel. Who's dumber? Ed or a brick (Ed from Ed Edd n' Eddy) |
Brick obviously, they have no brain. Duh!
G. Bush or T. Blair |
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T. Blair I s'pose Who's uglier? The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers) or Leather Face (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) |
Dude. Dubya would win. No contest.
EDIT: Damn you, SS. Leatherface. Vincent Price vs. Edgar Allen Poe in a heated game of Scrabble in the bowels of Hell... followed by a fist-fight over the origin of the word "quoth." |
i dont know who any of those people are, so i'd say Price.
in Rainbow Six 3, whats better: G3A3 or M16A2? |
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M16A2 because it has more numbers. Which is sharper? An exacto-knife or a scalpel? |
Neither, butter knives are the sharpest. :p
Sonic the hedgehog or Shadow the hedgehog? |
Shadow, baby!
Who laughs more evil? Freddy or John Wayne? |
John Wayne. *shudders*
This is a good one: "Scuba Toads" or Gabbits |
I don't know enough about Scuba Toads to tell.
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Gabbits.
Who would make a better superhero: Oprah or Steven Hawking? |
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I quite agree with you there, Death. But you forgot a question;) Therefore, I am now in command. And gosh darnit people, don't bother responding unless you know what the items listed in the question are. And niethers aren't too cool either. I remember this "You Must Choose" website, which was pretty kick ass, and it had no "niether" option:p
Would you rather be a pirate or a ninja? |
Ninja. Shukerin all the way.
Urban Jungle vs. Real Jungle |
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Urban Jungle, them damn metal horse's always run me feets over. Moses or 50 Cent (XD.....No but really...ehehee....) |