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Adder 10-09-2003 05:16 PM

Re: Why heaven and hell can’t exist
 
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Originally posted by Joshy
God is all knowing and ever-present. This would point to fact that God is immune to time. He knows what will happen at all times, and knows the outcome of all thought and action.

With the simple knowledge you now have of God it will be clear that his very existence contradicts his existence. You see...if God is all-knowing and is aware of the outcome of every action then he is responsible for all evil

I read to here and then stoped, it's too long to analise it all.

As for "God is everywhere, therfore God creates evil" I don't see that link.

I don't beleive in the Christian belief of God, but I believe there must have been something that started Chaos, and from that anything, and everything, can and will happen.

Just cause God can see everything doesn't mean he causes everything.
Think of Earth as a test. Your actions are being watched by a non-interfering moderator. If you fail the test, you got to pergetory for a while. If you end up going too far, you go to hell.

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Sorry, just saw this:
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Originally posted by Jacob
It looks like my theory is correct, you can maim, rape and kill thousands of women, men and children but so long as you love God you will go straight to Heaven. Naughty, naughty God...
I belive it was more like "Jesus/God will forgive those who repent their sins"... or something like that.

The idea was more If you are truely sorry, you will be forgiven. That meansyou can't just run around doing anything and expect to get in, you need to feel sorry about murdering/rapeing/etc.
I know when you're dieing, you'd probably be scared $hitless and end up begging for mercy, but you'd need to ask yourself "Do I deserve it?"

I don't know why I'm backing up this religion, but I may as well start a two-sided debate!

Splat 10-09-2003 05:44 PM

has anyone read anything I've said? Cause most people seem to be repeating me, Adder I've already said all of that.

Oddfan 10-09-2003 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Isn't that funny? The only one here who has definate proof of god's existence, and he's busy.
Please, could you not just give us a couple of examples?

:fuzmad: u r sooooo lucky I already have like 2 warnings. oh and facismile how did the bible become written? How were there 333 people who all saw prophicies of the lord before jesus even walked the land? just thought i'd give ya a couple things to think about if u actually answer those and have proof then I happily give u more to think about.:D

Jacob 10-09-2003 07:45 PM

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how did the bible become written? How were there 333 people who all saw prophicies of the lord before jesus even walked the land?
Oddfan, i saw Abe. I met Munch. I spoke to VP Aslik. All this is true. How do you know its not? Where you here? What makes you think that just because they're in a game means they're not real?

Oddfan, i am reading a book right now. Its called 'The KKK's guide to Religion' and its all about exterminating the dirty, white-girl, raping, vermin Blacks and wiping out the AIDS spreading, dress-wearing, lisping Faggots that plague our otherwise decent world. I know its the true guide to Religion cos it says so on the first page, so this means its true. It also says its Gods word. And states Prophecies. Yeh. Its basically the more truthful version of the Bible.

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No that is not correct, when you believe in God and follow his footstep, you would not main, rape and kill people. If you actually do those stuff, you arent a true believer...
Oh, so this means that i can wipe out all my enemy's, devour millions of babies and rape countless men and women and then convert to Religion, praise the Lord, live the rest of my life abiding by his rule without wanting to do any of my past misdemeanours again and still go to Heaven? Oh, thooper!!

Heaven and Hell were created so that the bad would be punished. It seems as time goes on people are plotting more ways on how they can get to Heaven even though they lead a sinful life. This wasn't how Heaven and Hell were intended. Hell was the deterant. Regardless of if you had God in your Heart or not, if you sinned, you were damned for eternity and a day.

MrBoj 10-09-2003 11:31 PM

I just think a lot of you need to realize that you all have the same religion. (yes, you can follow 2 religions) most of you follow a creed revolving around stubborn conviction and self indulgent idealization. Idealizing and idolizing are not much different.

ONCE AGAIN people refuse to get past traditional beliefs and their true purpose: to help humanity reach a better understanding of one another. Instead, people turn them around and use religion against each other. "I can't do this, I'll go to hell." "I don't like this religion because it says I will never achieve eternal salvation unless I control my life, or have others control it for me." STOP USING IT AGAINST EACH OTHER! LISTEN! THINK! blind hate is much the same as blind worship. Heaven is sovereignty of the mind.

Facsimile 10-10-2003 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by Oddfan
facismile
My name was in your ****ing quote! You only had to look up! You could have copied and pasted it! I would have the decency to spell your name right, you stupid prick.

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how did the bible become written?
By people with good imaginations.
I can't prove this right, but you can't prove it wrong.

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How were there 333 people who all saw prophicies of the lord before jesus even walked the land?
Hallucinogens?
Hmm... that certainly is a strange number... it being half the... hmm...

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just thought i'd give ya a couple things to think about if u actually answer those and have proof then I happily give u more to think about.
I have no proof, but neither do you. You read everything in the bible. You learned the bible was true from: the bible itself.

More examples. Those bored me.

CarboN 10-10-2003 02:08 PM

Whew, you guys really like to write loong replies.

I have never believed in god.

That is kinda selfish from god if everybody has to praise and love him, and if you don't, he'll punish !!

Adder 10-10-2003 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile

(How did the bible get written)
By people with good imaginations.
I can't prove this right, but you can't prove it wrong.

Your pretty much right.
The bible was inspired by God, it wasn't written or dictated by Him. I know certain religions take it literaly, but it offers 2 versions of the Adam and Eve story. How can both be right?

The bible might not contain any true facts, other than God created something, and Jesus lived!

I know a devout Cristian who ignores most of the bible, simply because it can't be fully accurate.

As for the "blind hate / blind belief" remark, this is why I don't have a definite religion.
I can't have blind faith! It's a big disadvantage, but I feel I need to see everything for what it is, not for some invisible force that acts on it.
That's why I support Chaos. Everything happens from small changes which spread and cause bigger effects!

Oddfan 10-10-2003 07:40 PM

facsismile or whatever your name is have u ever looked at a bible it's over a thousand pages. so why would over a dozen people over time write in it just to make an interesting story?

Mac the Janitor 10-10-2003 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by Oddfan
facsismile or whatever your name is have u ever looked at a bible it's over a thousand pages. so why would over a dozen people over time write in it just to make an interesting story?
Because it was originally meant just to be some stories with strong morals, like fables...but people took it way too seriously and warped it into a religion. Pretty much like what everybody's done to Lord Of The Rings.

Oddfan 10-10-2003 09:59 PM

ok since when is lord of the rings a religion.

Zach Roy Wilson 10-10-2003 10:40 PM

ODDFAN THE PREACHER
 
Well, I beleive that both places exist except we as mortals have not yet received full spiritual divinity to see it and only our souls know of it and what is looks like. And that knowledge is partly passed on to our mortal carcasses...

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Originally posted by Oddfan
I am very dissapointed I am not targeting anyone but all of you who say you are christians don't act like true christians. those of you who are not christians and are trying to say it's not true have no real or good proof I could type millions of things that would prove to you god is real but I don't have time to type that much. i'm just very ashamed of all of you.:crying:
You could be a preist Oddfan...you, Abeguy, me, and a few others all beleive inthe teachings of God and Heaven and Hell...

My Holy Sig
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Oh Lord! Hallelujeh!

Amen
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I hope other Christians won't take offense of this...

Facsimile 10-11-2003 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by Oddfan
facsismile or whatever your name
You are a thick headed, dog raping moron.

I second Mac's answer.

Oddfan 10-11-2003 10:24 AM

I think your insults do not help and are just to hide the fact you don't know what else to say facismile.

Oddfan 10-11-2003 10:27 AM

I think your insults do not help and are just to hide the fact you don't know what else to say facismile.
also J.R.R tolkien was a christian and he had alot of time so he made up a new world (middle Earth) and the series the lord of the rings he wrote as a analagy of the bible.

Hobo 10-11-2003 10:28 AM

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Originally posted by Oddfan
facismile.
I'd hide in a Nuclear Bunker and Say some Prayers before Facsimile gets back...

Adder 10-11-2003 11:56 AM

I have to agree, Hobo!

This will be my finnal post here as it seems to have changed into a flaming match between Oddfan and (*scrolls down to check spelling*) Facsimile.

Oddfan: Don't reply to insults, report them instead. As for how to spell people's names, if you scroll down on the NEW POST screen you can see it along with their past posts.

Facsimile: Don't be insulted just cause someone misspells your name. If you don't like it, then tell them. But don't say they're "dog raping morons" jsut casue they make a simple mistake!

Oddfan 10-11-2003 05:24 PM

good advice Adder this is my last post as well I have nothing more to say to you uh.....lemme check......facsimile.

Strike Witch 10-12-2003 12:19 AM

I reckon Christianity is a cult. Some moneymaking losers wrote the bible(no capital!) and found some weak willed people to recruit and to get money from.


Heheh, watch out oddfan, not even god will save you when Facismile comes back!!!




Say hi to the Twisting Nether for me!



-Ghosty:lol: :devil:

Mac the Janitor 10-12-2003 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by Ghost
I reckon Christianity is a cult. Some moneymaking losers wrote the bible(no capital!) and found some weak willed people to recruit and to get money from.
Actually, no, you're just dumb...it was written a way long time ago, I doubt they were forming moneymaking strategies back then...

Facsimile 10-12-2003 06:31 AM

Flaming war? Boy, you should see me when I angry.

Thankyou for finally spelling my name right. That's all you had to do. I know that once or twice you were provoking me.

Lucipher 10-12-2003 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
I can't wait to die, it'll be like getting to the top of a Rollercoaster. I also want something amusing on my tombstone. Or to say something funny before i die (but only if it was among strangers, like i was knocked down or something). Yeh. Thooper. Huzzah!!
If you keep saying THOOPER or HUZZAH, your wish may be granted.

Oddfan 10-12-2003 10:54 AM

I know I said I wouldn't make anymore posts but ghost officaly it's not a occult because an occult is a small group of ppl who start a new specific belief and christianity was around for 100's and 1000's of years and millions of ppl belive in it.

Hobo 10-12-2003 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by Lucipher
If you keep saying THOOPER or HUZZAH, your wish may be granted.
Yeah, if i were you I'd buy a fallout shelter aswell...

Dave 10-12-2003 11:39 AM

for the record, its a cult, not an occult. you decribed a cult but called it an occult. occult is dark and satanic, like stephen king books.

anyway.

back to the writing of the bible ... i have a comment (as useless as it may be)
it was originally written in latin, correct? and back in the day, only priests could read anything--even in latin. and being the corrupted things priests were (and maybe are? ... anywho) they would make up completely boneheaded translations for the bible in order to make people they liked think they were going to heaven, and in order to "damn" people they didn't like, and so get them to pay big money to "forgive" their sins.

once gutenburg made the printing press a definitive bible was printed in german, and the priests couldn't screw around anymore.

sorry for the history lesson :fuzzle: but i thought i would make a little input ....

Jacob 10-12-2003 05:25 PM

Also the whole Virgin Mary is wrong. A translating error if you will. And apparently the word mistook for 'Virgin' actually meant 'In age of consent' or something like that. Learnt it in Media. Quite thooper. Gives the Bible more credibility...also takes it away cos if such a major thing like that is wrong then what else is wrong?

SeaRex 10-12-2003 08:20 PM

Don't give the Bible so much credit yet, Chris. To my best recollection, it distinctly says in the Bible that Mary was, in fact, a virgin.

Oddly enough, not all of the scriptures of the Bible were in Latin. Some were in Greek, some where in old Arabic or Hebrew languages... which of course means that there were many more chances to have a "slip of the tongue." Don't make me bring up my timeless and infallible and timelessly infallible rant about the "Sea of Reeds" being wrongfully translated into "Red Sea." :D

(Well... it wasn't exactly an infallible argument...)

These are great reasons why I have a general distrust of Evangelists and the "true" word of God. Biased? Yes. Wrong? Possible. Sexy? Damn straight.

EDIT: Wait. Did I just contradict myself? Yes, I believe I did. And that just shows how much credibility I have.

Facsimile 10-13-2003 01:16 AM

Lol!
Thanks for making my day.

Strike Witch 10-13-2003 08:33 AM

:fuzblink: :fuzblink:




Ok, stick to your beliefs then. Don't yell at me for being different.



Lok Tar Ogar!


If you know what that is, tell me!

Adder 10-13-2003 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Dave
occult is dark and satanic, like stephen king books.

I break my vow of silence for this!

Occult (something the Chatholic religion is against) doesn't mean "dark and satanic", it's more spiritual.

Quartz crystals, tarrot, palmistry, contacting spirits, etc. That's occult!


As for the bilbe comments, you do know Moses parted the Reed sea. Somewhere a translation went wrong.
And the reed sea is a thick stagnant bog, easily seperated by physical power and it would remain that way for some time!

SeaRex 10-13-2003 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Adder
As for the bilbe comments, you do know Moses parted the Reed sea. Somewhere a translation went wrong.
And the reed sea is a thick stagnant bog, easily seperated by physical power and it would remain that way for some time!

Thank God (heh) that there is someone else out there that recognizes this as a fact.

Oddfan 10-14-2003 09:19 PM

first of all i'm not catholic and second of all I did mess up on the whole cult occult thing sorry. also "dark and satanic like stephen king books" LOL:D

Dave 10-14-2003 10:44 PM

okay! i screwed up!
wakka wakka
shoot me.
forgive me for making a mistake! to err is human and all that good stuff.....

blah.

Statikk HDM 11-10-2003 08:11 PM

The biggest problems I have with God are
Do I have free will? If not, I'd prefer to have not even have been created
Why did God make Hell? How does torturing billions for uncountable millenias fit into the master plan?
Why is the world so screwed over? If this is the best God can do I am not impressed.
Why are there so many psychotic Christian factions and cults? You'd figure that God's chosen people would agree and put an end to their stupid, centuries long theological pissing contests.

Facsimile 11-11-2003 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by Ghost
Lok Tar Ogar!
Warcraft! Whoo!
I wonder what it means, do you know?

Lucipher 11-29-2003 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Also the whole Virgin Mary is wrong. A translating error if you will. And apparently the word mistook for 'Virgin' actually meant 'In age of consent' or something like that. Learnt it in Media. Quite thooper. Gives the Bible more credibility...also takes it away cos if such a major thing like that is wrong then what else is wrong?
Oh my god! OH MY GOD! HE SAID THOOPER AGAIN! HE SAID BLOODY THOOPER!!!!!

Facsimile 11-30-2003 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by Lucipher
Oh my god! OH MY GOD! HE SAID THOOPER AGAIN! HE SAID BLOODY THOOPER!!!!!
Oh thtop acting tho thupid, Luthipher.

Fez 11-30-2003 07:06 AM

that was quality Fax.

The.Heretic 11-30-2003 09:41 PM

Some of you seem to be using "Adam and Eve" as an argument. Stories in the bible about the beggining of time, are of course, factual. How did the writers know how God made the earth? How did the writers know about Adam and Eve, and their exact story? Do not take the bible literally.

And as for Alcars comments, I agree, but that still doesnt Justify why a pope lives in a gold castle and a humble Christian lives in the streets. Religion is a Joke, really. If you went to another planet and saw aliens worshipping a "God" all day and all night, and they answered, "Because of this book we found, that could or could not be real" you would laugh in their faces.

Let me ask you this. Why do Religions spend millions on building temples instead of doing Gods work and helping the poor. Do we really think that an all powerful God would be impressed by a big Temple? No, Alcar, dont justify what religion does to the world, and Religion is as bad as a money hungry Multinational Corperation. Its sole objective is to make money, and it does it by playing on peoples beliefs, fears and insecurities.

(Oh, and in the 10 commandments, it clearly states that God said "I am a Jelous God", but tell me this, if God is so Divine and Pure, then why did he just Commit one of the seven deadly sins? [Envy])

Jacob 12-01-2003 09:52 AM

I personally don't have a problem with religious people, its just when they start to persecute others when it becomes a problem. I saw this thing on Prayer a while ago, and a bunch of Christians were asked "If a Buddist prayed for another person to become better, would his or her prayers be answered?" or something like that, they answered "No, because they're not praying to the one true God. Their prayers will be ignored. Only ours will be answered.". Now, even though we do have some quite decent Christians [and i say that because they think that God will let you into Heaven if your Heart is in the right place and not by what religion you were brought up] it seems that most of America is a rather large, Christian-bastard. This is one of the only reasons i dislike America, because of its bastard-overly-persecutionlyness-of-other-Religions. Its very Hitler-esque.

Anyway, God controls everything aside from us, right? So, why does America get everything from Forest fires to Tsunami's to Hurricanes? The majority of natural disasters happens to America. Surely this is God saying "O-M-G, STOP BEING SUCH WANKERS!!". England hardly ever gets such badness. We only get a flood. I don't think God likes America much.

I do think its a shame though that Americans will never be able to get away from the cycle of the Bible. They're force fed it viciously from birth and even though you get the few Americans who will lead their own way in life, not dictated by a book, the majority will obey the Bible for ever more. Have kids. And force it onto them. Its worrying to think that such an old book is the cause of so much hatred.