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Wil 09-14-2003 08:42 AM

I'm 15, and will be 16 a suitable length of time before Alcar is, tee hee hee. I'm reliably informed that at that age, one is legally allowed to be homosexual, which is very considerate of the government, bearing in mind that genetically speaking sexuality is determined long before birth. These are also the people who cannabis is absolutely devestating to your health, despite the research done by so many independent scientists (albiet probably hippies in spirit) who claim the dangers are incredibly less than those presented by nicotene-smoking or alcohol or even caffeine consumption.

Or yes, and I'll be able to have sex, too. Not homosexual sex, of course. We wouldn't want any teenage pregnancies, would we.

Cloverfield 09-14-2003 11:36 AM

I'm old, but I never act my age. LOL

I like beer! Although some beer tastes better than others. However as much as I would try, I cannot get drunk off beer. Actually it's very difficult for me to get drunk period. The only times I have been drunk is if I've had beer and wine in a night. But I can mix other drinks and they don't affect me either. :D

Abe Babe...

Alcar 09-14-2003 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by Max the Mug
I'm 15, and will be 16 a suitable length of time before Alcar is, tee hee hee.

Or yes, and I'll be able to have sex, too. Not homosexual sex, of course. We wouldn't want any teenage pregnancies, would we.

It's not that much time between our birthdays, silly.

Hehe, one good thing about the Australian government is that they try to treat everyone equal. Haha, you and your silly English government.

Alcar...

Wil 09-14-2003 12:59 PM

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It's not that much time between our birthdays, silly.
No, but I'm distinctly older. And taller. And much, much smarter. That'll make up for you being so much sexier.

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Hehe, one good thing about the Australian government is that they try to treat everyone equal. Haha, you and your silly English government.
Wow, you've obviously run out of insults. I have absolutely nothing to do with my government, so I join you in your mockery.

paramud 09-14-2003 05:56 PM

I don't remember making a thread called "tell me your age I'll listen I realy will!" but it is okay I will make a permit that your can print out so I don't get someone to close all my threads
print the following:
I, _________, of Oddworldforums.net agree that Paramud is being kind enough to listen to me on "am I the youngest one here". I am sorry that I am wasting his unretrievable time and I will never do it again. If I do do this again, I am realy realy realy realy sorry.

Facsimile 09-15-2003 08:23 AM

Yeah... I'm not gonna be doing that.

What's the deal with it being legal to have sex at 16, but not being able to watch it until you're 18?
Do we have to close our eyes or something?

Mac the Janitor 09-15-2003 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
What's the deal with it being legal to have sex at 16, but not being able to watch it until you're 18?
Do we have to close our eyes or something?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh man...you just made my day, Fac...I could kiss you right about now...

The Red Muse 09-15-2003 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Abe Babe
I like beer! Although some beer tastes better than others.
Abe Babe...

Hehe!^____^

We share so much in common... *sigh*

:p

Hobo 09-15-2003 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile


What's the deal with it being legal to have sex at 16, but not being able to watch it until you're 18?
Do we have to close our eyes or something?

Actually, in the England i don't believe it is 18 to see it i believe it is 16. See one law the silly English government can get right

paramiteabe 09-15-2003 02:45 PM

You will be surprise on how many December birthdays we have on the forums. Xav's B-Day is the same as mine the 20th of December. I find all that really ironic. And thats cool Grig your B-Day is right after mine. I usually get the most of my gifts on Christmas. I actually prefer that better than on my B-Day because that means I recieve more gifts which is always nice. I tell ya my family when it comes to Christmas lets just say we do a lot of gifts. I have my birthday then Christmas Eve, then Christmas morning then Christmas afternoon when family comes over or we go over to my Aunt. So all and all I open gifts like 4 times during Christmas week. Its great! Speaking of which Christmas is like 3 months away. Damm summer went by quickly this year. Its almost winter now where I live. Hell I go over to a Wallmart and I see them putting Christmas decoration on sale already its not even Holloween yet.:D

As for beer I barely drink beer but I like wine and champayn or mikes hard Lemonade thats some good stuff too. I rarely drink beer at all. Only at special occasions and thats rare too.
Paramiteabe...:fuzblink:

paramud 09-16-2003 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Yeah... I'm not gonna be doing that.

What's the deal with it being legal to have sex at 16, but not being able to watch it until you're 18?
Do we have to close our eyes or something?

there will be no sex related speech in my threads!

Mac the Janitor 09-17-2003 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by paramud
there will be no sex related speech in my threads!
...ahem...your signature is very contradictory to what you just said, young man...

guitar kid 09-22-2003 09:56 AM

beer sucks!
 
ooooh ooooh i hate beer its mankey sour and hurts ur throat when u drink it [even if i liked it i still wouldnot drink it because if i get drunk ill be sick and if im sick it will mess my head up again becuse of this sh*ty phobea of mine]
sorry bout that oh yes beer sux oh hi oddfan EMAIL ME DAMM IT.

paramud 09-23-2003 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
...ahem...your signature is very contradictory to what you just said, young man...
don't call me young man!