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Jacob 09-20-2003 11:36 AM

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But who is to say that what I find attractive is different to what you find attractive?
So, we're sorted on the whole "they actually have to be attractive" thing then? Townies seem to go for the lesser beings...which would prove the whole evolution thing. For example - you don't see a Peacock trying to breed with a Cockroach do you? Which leads me to believe that certain people are alot less evolved than others. For example - Townies are alot less evolved then, say, Alternatives or Trendy's. However, the argument of 'maybe-they-would-go-for-more-attractiver-people-if-they-could-but-they-can't-cos-they're-shit-ugly' comes into play. Which is true. I'm sure if a Townie had alot of money and dressed nicely and wasn't scum he'd rather sleep with a Trendy or Alternative then go for the 3rd rate, legs-akimbo machine Townie girls usually are.

But thats never going to happen. Although it did one time...a Townie won the Lottery...heh, 'The Independant' (a newspaper) was one of the many papers that covered the story, stating 'Stop scum from playing the Lottery'. And thats what we should do.

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Seriously, who really wants to be around people that constantly criticise you, and others?
Heartless people tend to not care about others feelings, yet will put on a facade that makes you think they do. Dan used to critisize me quite abit towards the end of me using him. He used to be all "You're so easily manipulated, Chris. You're so shallow. You're so selfish." he even used to tell his group of friends i used to cry when he mentioned his "ex" (it has recently come to light he has never had a relationship before, heh, stupid c*nt). However, as i realised i wouldn't be able to use him anymore and one of my Bitchiest friends told me to cut the lines i did and told him that i had used him. Manipulated him. Slagged him off totally and, infact, was totally repulsed by him. It was when this happened that he realised he wasn't infallible and his entire group crumbled away. Now, the majority of his group hate him...its fun...he's in my Media and everything...and he's afraid i'll humiliate him infront of everyone...heheh.

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I could easily see you were quite attractive. But your attitude, well, that's something else.
That picture was quite bad aswell, but thanks for the compliment. And my attitude changes drasticly if i adore somebody who isn't as nasty as me...such as James...*Sighs happily*...So gorgeous...so nice...so hairy, blech.

nads 09-20-2003 11:46 AM

We have revolts against our science teacher everyday


"WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE SCIENTISTS! WE DO NOT NEED A SCIENCE CLASS! WE ARE ALL DUMBA*SES! WE ARE NEVER GOING TO BE SCIENTISTS!" - my friend

Alcar 09-20-2003 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
So, we're sorted on the whole "they actually have to be attractive" thing then? Townies seem to go for the lesser beings...which would prove the whole evolution thing. For example - you don't see a Peacock trying to breed with a Cockroach do you? Which leads me to believe that certain people are alot less evolved than others. For example - Townies are alot less evolved then, say, Alternatives or Trendy's. However, the argument of 'maybe-they-would-go-for-more-attractiver-people-if-they-could-but-they-can't-cos-they're-shit-ugly' comes into play. Which is true. I'm sure if a Townie had alot of money and dressed nicely and wasn't scum he'd rather sleep with a Trendy or Alternative then go for the 3rd rate, legs-akimbo machine Townie girls usually are.
True. People usually go for the people that share common interests with themselves. I'd like to ask a question however, what exactly is a townie? I've got a mental image of some total wanker, but was is it according to you? Because here in Australia we don't use the word 'townie' at all.

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Heartless people tend to not care about others feelings, yet will put on a facade that makes you think they do. Dan used to critisize me quite abit towards the end of me using him. He used to be all "You're so easily manipulated, Chris. You're so shallow. You're so selfish." he even used to tell his group of friends i used to cry when he mentioned his "ex" (it has recently come to light he has never had a relationship before, heh, stupid c*nt). However, as i realised i wouldn't be able to use him anymore and one of my Bitchiest friends told me to cut the lines i did and told him that i had used him. Manipulated him. Slagged him off totally and, infact, was totally repulsed by him. It was when this happened that he realised he wasn't infallible and his entire group crumbled away. Now, the majority of his group hate him...its fun...he's in my Media and everything...and he's afraid i'll humiliate him infront of everyone...heheh.
Of course heartless people don't care about others' feelings. That's why they're heartless, silly ;) What I was saying was, that people like myself, don't prefer to be around people that are heartless. I prefer people who are friendly to talk with, and interesting.

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That picture was quite bad aswell, but thanks for the compliment. And my attitude changes drasticly if i adore somebody who isn't as nasty as me...such as James...*Sighs happily*...So gorgeous...so nice...so hairy, blech.
Just don't ruin his social status as well if things go wrong, k?

Alcar...

Jacob 09-20-2003 12:47 PM

Oh, a Townie is a nasty little person. They're scum. They break into cars, steal, beat people up. They're homophobic and racist. Usually sexist. Not academic and will sleep around. Usually have unprotected sex most of the time and are thus breeding grounds for STD's. Are not tolerant of others beliefs and would rather pound you into the ground rather than speak rationally. Also, they have really poor conversation skills...

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Just don't ruin his social status as well if things go wrong, k?
James doesn't repulse me and he's gorgeous and his smile is lovely. The worst i could do is corrupt him so he'd become a malicious Bytch like me...

Facsimile 09-21-2003 03:49 AM

Yay, I have wanted to know that for a long time. But tell me, how do they get the name 'Townie'?