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Nath 07-24-2003 03:37 PM

A. i thought that pickled peppers were in packs, not pecks.


Q1. How can you escape from a doorless room.

Q2. What did you answer for Q1.

Q4. What happened to Q3.

Abe16 07-24-2003 05:09 PM

Q1 Whats my name?
Q2:How much wood could a wood chuck peter if a peter could chuck wood?

A1:Dig out of it
A2:Whats my name?
A4:You skiped it

SuperSlig 07-24-2003 08:15 PM

A1: Skipplebobble
A2.12523423543643523 - 12523423543643523

SuperSlig 07-24-2003 08:16 PM

A1: Skipplebobble
A2.12523423543643523 - 12523423543643523

Q1.Why would a Woodchuck chuck wood?
Q2.Isn't he cute?
Q3.Is my name Neo?

paramud 07-24-2003 08:43 PM

A1: Becouse his boogers are the wieght of my cat's crap
A2: no
A3: yes

Q1: if an elephant dug out of a zoo while holding a child would the child yell BODMONOLADSEF?
Q2: was the first question too hard for a retard?
Q3: how do you spell Billy is gay?

SuperSlig 07-24-2003 08:54 PM

A1.No he would scream "GJDDRSFOIDWMFKDRERTTTER;TRUGDFG"
A2: No retards are really the smartestest beings in the universe?
A3:2ssadsafkdfsarsfsrjfhxzjrofhd

Q1.What would you find if you cracked open my head?
Q2.Why does he want it?
Q3.Does anyone know that since your supposed to give a stuped answer the stupidest answer would be a sensible one?

Sekto Springs 07-24-2003 09:17 PM

1. beetlejuice
2. because i do so suck my @#$%!
3. if sensitivity killed a jack rabbit then malted milkshake one!

if i were a whale how tall is a giraffe in new york if canada switched places with mexico in june?

GrigtheSlig 07-25-2003 02:40 AM

A. 3 1/2 inches tall and 700 yards wide!

Q. Why are my neighbors running around naked??? I'm scared!:(

paramud 07-25-2003 02:53 AM

A: becouse thier performing satanic stuff

Q1: If Billy was gay but then got a sex change so that he wouldn't be gay what would be the color of his underpants after he let a bedwetter borrow them in the 33rd day of march during el nino in a swedish meatball?
Q2: Why isn't Billy a hermaphrodite?
Q44: what happened to question 3 through 43?

GrigtheSlig 07-25-2003 03:00 AM

Oh, I should go help then! J/K

A 1. Biege and green!
A 2. Cause he dosen't feel like being one, OK!!!
A 3. They went to take a nap!

Q 1. Who is Arthur Beneindei?
Q 2. Why is he stalking me?
Q 3. Why dosen't he have any legs?

oddguy 07-25-2003 07:25 AM

A1: He's just a big lufa-eating democrat, that enjoys looking sexy and taking care of his 104 year old mother that used to be a butterfly in her past life and would fly around naked screaming out the answer to question 2 after supper-time when they were all drunk and playing spin the bottle with an oversized blade that eventualy chopped them up into tiny peices that only my imaginary friend Bob could see. :D

A2: Cus he's looking for Bob, the imaginary friend, but he doesn't know which Bob it is. There are just so many Bob's and even more that are imaginary friends! It's not just me...Okay! :rant:

A3: He doesn't have legs, because he tried to bruise a big batch of barbed-cherrios with them on his motorcycle!

Q: If everything tastes like chicken, then what does Death eat for christmas dinner after he plays golf with Satan?

paramud 07-25-2003 04:00 PM

A: He eats loads and loads of sugar that will eventually turn into Mulluk the fat duck.

Q1: why do people sometimes think I'm a chick when I'm a guy who is very paranoid?
Q2: Is my cat gay?

oddling 07-25-2003 05:06 PM

A: Because you sure as heck act like one.

A: Yes paramud, your cat loks very happy. ^_^

Q: Is it me, or are these questions getting dumber and dumber?

Oddling l:c l

LuLu_Fund 07-25-2003 05:52 PM

A: Neither, it's just Oddworld.

Q: What's the first thing that comes into your head?

paramud 07-25-2003 06:39 PM

A: a finger

Q1: Why is there going to be only 5, count them 5! games related to odd ice cream cones?
Q2: If boogers are also known as snot how many of everyone is a 2?
Q3: If I'm crasy will I die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die before Elvis dies in a tornado in fall during the Swedish meatball festival on the fifth tuesday of June minus the amount of days it takes for a Greek pet to die?

nads 07-25-2003 06:40 PM

plufc (I'm not right)


how much gas could a woodchuck pass, if a woodchuck could pass gas?


this is for lulu_funds (you beat me to it!)

LuLu_Fund 07-26-2003 01:15 PM

Answer:

You're breathing it now Nads..... think about it!!

Trick Question for Nads:
How much Woodchuck woodchuck woodchuck?

Question for everyone else:
How would you complete the following sentence?
Too much Woodchuck _______________________ .

SuperSlig 07-26-2003 09:47 PM

Too much woodchuck MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Q1.Why is there a cat in the Kettle at the Peaking moon?

Q2.How did George Bush brake his legs raking leaves?

oddguy 07-27-2003 12:54 AM

A1: He's makin' CATsup! Okay! :rant:
A2: Cus' he saw a leaf that looked simaler to Saddam Husein, and he wanted it dead! He broke his leg in his crazy fit to kill the Saddam leaf!!!!

Q: Do you know anyone that could live on the sun?

GrigtheSlig 07-27-2003 01:44 AM

A. Yes! I'm currently a resident on the SUN!

Q. What is wrong with May?!?

Sekto Springs 07-27-2003 02:13 AM

A: she's fine....

Q: if i had a monkey, what color is your peach?

oddguy 07-27-2003 03:45 AM

A: The Gorbasplat color for megobs!

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw people?

GrigtheSlig 07-27-2003 04:41 AM

A. Only 1, they just have to do the job right!

Q. Why does Samara live in the village of black?

SuperSlig 07-27-2003 07:46 AM

A.Down the road from my house.

Q1.If you could be any fruit what would you be!!!!

Q2.What is your favourite flavour of dog food!!!!!

Q3.What would you do with a million dollars!!!!!!!

The Red Muse 07-27-2003 01:03 PM

A1: Well, space monkeys are a very dangerous species. They are known to have big pink teeth and a horrible breath. I suggest you use a wetsuit when approaching a wild space monkey.

A2: You idiot! Don't you know you can't eat dogfood! It's poisonous for people! Sheesh...

A3: I'd buy you a dog so that you could feed it some juicy human-killing-poison-dogfood-stuff... yeah!


Q: What if I get kissed by a rat-faced-butt-ugly-brat, will I be able to kill Bill Gates and steal his money and then rule the world with the helpof the space monkeys?

Q2: Hello.

LuLu_Fund 07-27-2003 02:54 PM

Answer 1:

Well, you have to kiss G.W. Bush (not sure if he comes under a 'rat-faced-butt-ugly-brat'), then you can kill Mr. Gates physically but he might return in the form of an xbox, you might only get to steal half his money unless you get Bush to donate to moi- LuLu_Fund. Though be wary of the possibility of a very Odd war, you will (like Abe and Munch) be world's number 1 most wanted. In order to rule the world with the help of space monkeys, you need to kiss their ass first... might not be pleasant; they're outta this world.

However, you could avoid that all together using only one other way..... Always say no. (Hope your mom told you that.)

Answer 2:

Hello 2 U and not to me.


Question 1:

Will you marry me?


Question 2:

Why?

Question 3:

What were you doing with that spoon the other day?

SuperSlig 07-27-2003 07:50 PM

A1.Of course I will ya hunka hunka burnin luv!!!!
A2.Because
A3.It's a conspiracy!!!!

Q1.How many finger am I holding up?
Q2.What am I thinking of doing?
Q3.What is Darth Vader's name?

GrigtheSlig 07-27-2003 07:54 PM

A1. 77

A2. I cant say, were on the forum ya know! :rant:

A3. Britteny Sarcossis


Q. Why can't I stick this pair of scissors in my eye??? :fuzconf:

Silversnow 07-27-2003 08:11 PM

A. You have to get an eye first. And that's not a scissor, THIS is a scissor.

Q. Do you want to see my recreation of Hamlet?!

MrBoj 07-27-2003 09:17 PM

A: no

Q: I wonder: is there beer on the sun?

LuLu_Fund 07-27-2003 10:39 PM

Answer:

No, but there's beer IN the sun, that's how it burns.

Question?

oddguy 07-28-2003 03:48 AM

Q: Which food would desribe your personality best?

LuLu_Fund 07-28-2003 09:50 PM

A: Blitzpacker.

Q: How comes birds that can't fly have wings?

MrBoj 07-29-2003 01:33 AM

A: evolution (not stupid, but true)

Q: Where have all the cowboys gone?

LuLu_Fund 07-29-2003 12:33 PM

A:

They ran away in their vans because they did the worst plumbing job ever. They're replaced by the indians.

Q:

Knock knock (?)

spike 247 07-29-2003 12:41 PM

A: Sorry I'm not indoors.
Q: ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, GOD MADE ALL PEEP'S PRETTY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

Fez 07-29-2003 12:59 PM

nothing i'm perfect.

if the world stopped spinning would we all be dizzy?

spike 247 07-29-2003 01:06 PM

Of course we would.
but if it keps onspinning fatser and faster would we fly away?

LuLu_Fund 07-29-2003 01:21 PM

A: Either that, or we bounce back into time.

Q: Do you think the color green you see is the same color green I see?

spike 247 07-29-2003 01:35 PM

no im colour blind
am I colour blind?