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Majic 07-18-2003 10:40 PM

Its not self inflicted, its a disease:p

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-19-2003 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
It's not a disease, it's self inflicted.

If it was a disease we would have seen him getting progressively lighter all the time. I mean, the guy was fairly dark at one point...and now he's the black albino.

oh and btw, albinoism, is a genetic thing and ditto on what Majic said.

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It's molester, by the way.
No duh Sherlock:rolleyes:

Facsimile 07-19-2003 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
No duh Sherlock:rolleyes:
Er... why are you insulting yourself?

Reptile 07-19-2003 12:59 PM

Micheal Jackson had an affair with Courtney Love once

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-19-2003 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Er... why are you insulting yourself?
Er...I'm not.

Facsimile 07-20-2003 08:10 AM

Er... you are.
You spelled molester wrong, and then DI told you how to spell it and you said:
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No duh Sherlock
meaning only stupid people don't know how to spell it.

Fez 07-20-2003 05:27 PM

forget covering up his "kids" faces, he nearly dropped one out of a window!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-21-2003 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Er... you are.
You spelled molester wrong, and then DI told you how to spell it and you said:" No duh Sherlock"

No I wasn't....you know what, this argument is too easy to win because you can't argue, and I'm tired of arguing with you so just let it go....

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forget covering up his "kids" faces, he nearly dropped one out of a window!
Wow, and this dude Micheal Jackson said that he wants to adopt every kid in the world, all different nationalities and cultures...THINK ABOUT ALL THE CHILDREN THAT WOULD BE DROPPED OUT OF A WINDOW! LOL. Also, when Micheal's kids get older, they don't want to wear those mask.

Facsimile 07-21-2003 08:35 AM

What kind of a statement is 'You can't argue'? That's stupid.
And agreed, forget the arguing, you don't seem intelligent enough to handle them.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-21-2003 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
What kind of a statement is 'You can't argue'? That's stupid.
And agreed, forget the arguing, you don't seem intelligent enough to handle them.

No, your too stupid to understand my arguments, actually any arguments...wait a minute, you can't understand anything . And what kind of statement is "meaning only stupid people don't know how to spell it," that's ignorant and cheap and that deserves a "no duh Sherlock." LOL

Edit: Plus, if you were so smart, you would know that the "No duh Sherlock" statement I made with Disgruntled was just for laughs man, a joke, sarcasm. No need to get so defensive.

Mac the Janitor 07-21-2003 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
No, your too stupid to understand my arguments, actually any arguments...wait a minute, you can't understand anything . And what kind of statement is "meaning only stupid people don't know how to spell it," that's ignorant and cheap and that deserves a "no duh Sherlock." LOL

Edit: Plus, if you were so smart, you would know that the "No duh Sherlock" statement I made with Disgruntled was just for laughs man, a joke, sarcasm. No need to get so defensive.

So, if that was your original intention of the post - just a joke, then why didn't you just say that in the first place? You went through three meaningless argument posts and then finally edited it into the last one? Couldn't you just have saved us this pointless argument by saying it in the first place?

Facsimile 07-22-2003 08:51 AM

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No, your too stupid to understand my arguments, actually any arguments...wait a minute, you can't understand anything . And what kind of statement is "meaning only stupid people don't know how to spell it," that's ignorant and cheap and that deserves a "no duh Sherlock." LOL
Okay, what the **** are you talking about? I can't understand anything? What are you six?
How is that statement, which was explaining to about something, ignorant or cheap? Where do you get these words from? You obviously don't understand them.
You used 'no duh Sherlock' against yourself, I commented, and now it's directed at me?
Oh and keep laughing at your own 'jokes'. It looks real good.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-22-2003 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Okay, what the **** are you talking about? I can't understand anything? What are you six?
How is that statement, which was explaining to about something, ignorant or cheap? Where do you get these words from? You obviously don't understand them.
You used 'no duh Sherlock' against yourself, I commented, and now it's directed at me?
Oh and keep laughing at your own 'jokes'. It looks real good.

What ever you say babe.

Mac the Janitor 07-22-2003 07:02 PM

Jesus.

PinkHaired, you are absolutely horrible at arguing. Please, just stop now. Save yourself the embarassment.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-22-2003 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
Jesus.

PinkHaired, you are absolutely horrible at arguing. Please, just stop now. Save yourself the embarassment.

okay saying "What ever you say babe," was not an argument yo. Plus, the argument is over Your the one dragging it on, not me.

P.s, let's get back on topic.

Mac the Janitor 07-22-2003 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
okay saying "What ever you say babe," was not an argument yo. Plus, the argument is over Your the one dragging it on, not me.

P.s, let's get back on topic.

*sighs*

You again?

I'm tired of dealing with you. Go away.

Back to the topic like the nice little girl said, everybody...

Sekto Springs 07-23-2003 12:04 AM

my,my, what a lovely thread, discussing a sick peter pan wannabe mop aswell as the "comic releif" of the oh so interesting argument of stupidity between Fax and Pinkhaired, i'm undoubtably keeping an eye on this thread.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-23-2003 02:47 AM

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Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
*sighs*

You again?

I'm tired of dealing with you. Go away.

Back to the topic like the nice little girl said, everybody...

lol, you are easily provoked and quick to getting angry...how sad. I do agree, let's get back on topic before you get more defensive.

Has Anyone seen the Micheal jackson special? When he talked about he only had two plastic surgeries done and why he slept with children?

Mac the Janitor 07-23-2003 04:21 AM

Yeah. He said that his two operations were only to make him sing better.

oddguy 07-23-2003 05:52 AM

First Michael Jackson said he only had one face lift, but later said he had a face lift and "only" two nosejobs. I say, "bah-humbug;" does he expect us to beleive that hoey!

I haven't read this whole thread, so yell at me if this has been brought up before. Did anyone notice that the FOX network has a lot of "Michael Jackson is perfect" tv specials?

Mac the Janitor 07-23-2003 05:55 PM

I didn't notice anything remotely like that.

Okay, who here is a fan of the Aquabats? At the end of "Pizza Day" the MC Bat Commander starts talking about Michael Jackson. You know, eating pizza with the kids. It was quite amusing. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

oddguy 11-18-2003 07:04 PM

No, I'm not just bringing up an old topic for fun.............Michael Jackson has been acussed of molestation by a 12 year old boy. Right now police have a warrant and are searching Neverland Ranch. I don't think MJ's moolah is gonna get him outta this one.

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Facsimile 11-19-2003 06:21 AM

Of course you always have to think of the possibility of parents forcing the kid to lie to get some insurencial pay-out.

Joshy 11-19-2003 06:24 AM

If he wasnt a paedofile(is that how you spell it?) i think he would be a great musician. I think all his songs are great and he can dance heaps well... but his face and current situations just puts me off.

RavenMM 11-19-2003 07:51 AM

it is weird though this situation happens when MJ is releasing a new song (espionage i think)

oddguy 11-19-2003 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Of course you always have to think of the possibility of parents forcing the kid to lie to get some insurencial pay-out.
That is always taken into consideration in my mind. I just heard this on the news yesterday. There's going to be a press conference today which will give us more details. I don't have enough information to judge whether he is guilty or not, but I do think he is very strange, and capable might I add, of doing something like this.

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Fez 11-19-2003 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Of course you always have to think of the possibility of parents forcing the kid to lie to get some insurencial pay-out.
the world revolves around money nowadays, your probably right.

oddguy 11-19-2003 06:28 PM

Okay, I just saw the press conference and it doesn't look too good for Michael Jackson. There is a warrant out for MJ's arrest and bail is set at $3 Million dollars. The D.A. of Santa Barbera county stated that this case has nothing to do with Michaels new CD and furthermore that since the previous Jackson case in 1993, the law has been changed. Previous law DID NOT require an acusser of child molestation to testify, but new law requires it in California. Apparently multiple counts of child misconduct are facing Jackson. The D.A. and Sheriff seemed very confident, in fact they were a bit overly confident. They also urged any other victims of Jackson to come forward. It seems to me that this isn't a gold-digging case. This is serious stuff, because in the past Michael was able to make settlements and pay people off. MJ has never had a warrant for his arrest out before. To get a warrant, the D.A. and Sheriff have to present enough probably cause evidence for the county judge to issue a warrant, so this isn't a good for Michael. This is all the points brought forward by todays press conference. I'll keep you guys informed with more info as it comes in.

-oddguy:fuzcool:

SeaRex 11-19-2003 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by Mac the Janitor
Okay, who here is a fan of the Aquabats? At the end of "Pizza Day" the MC Bat Commander starts talking about Michael Jackson. You know, eating pizza with the kids. It was quite amusing. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
Sit down and have a slice buddy... just make sure you take off that white glove first! MAN!

Or something like that. :D

Facsimile 11-20-2003 06:28 AM

I heard a snippet of news whilst passing through the room that said said something about him soon making a confession or something.
Now I have a joke for y'all on the related topic:
How do you know it's bedtime in Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.[

Mac the Janitor 11-20-2003 12:01 PM

Lol, great joke Fac.

There was this news report on Michael Jackson last night...they quoted the little boy he molested, describing what MJ did to him...ugh. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. It made me sick to my stomach. I'd rather not repeat it... I wouldn't cause that kind of emotional trauma to you guys.

*shudders*

Fez 11-20-2003 05:52 PM

hes getting arrested!!!!!!!!!!!


lol, great joke Fax.

oddguy 11-21-2003 02:06 AM

I laughed so hard at that joke, Fac! :lol:

Here's some more, but very lame might I add. You'd think the internet would supply better MJ jokes, but this is the best I could find.

Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"


Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!


-oddguy:fuzcool:

Fez 11-21-2003 05:27 PM

ahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!

oddguy 11-22-2003 05:32 PM

Okay, this is freaky. The news reported that Michael Jackson has a trap door in the closet of his Master Bedroom. The trap door leads to a room full of children toys and stuffed animals. The room also has framed pictures of babies in diapers. Oh yeah, and there is a huge bed in the room as well. Jermaine Jackson defends his brother telling "20/20's" Barbera Walters that the room is simply for storage. Oddguy reports.......You decide.

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Lucipher 12-13-2003 03:51 PM

Micheal jackson is a sick, plastic, baby stealing, penis licking, kiddie shagging, scrotum groping, collasped faced arse filler and I am glad he was arrested for kids to be free of his homosexual influence.

oddguy 12-13-2003 05:59 PM

Jermaine Jackson was interviewed on FOXNEWS, and he compared Michael to Jesus Christ and how he is persecuted and still helps others. The whole family is dillusional!:eek: I know another guy who is persecuted and still helps people.....SpiderMan.

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Lucipher 12-13-2003 06:54 PM

Is that trapdoor thing really true? omfjcihatsih that is disgusting! he must bring home 17 kids a week in that bed! And what DID he do to that 12 year old boy anyway? he should be melted into molten plastic and made into bb pellets.

Jacob 12-13-2003 09:10 PM

I don't think he is a Paedophile, apparently the charges have all been dropped. I think it was some kind of stunt to stop people buying his latest release thingy. He was releasing that other music thing when the first charge sprouted up.

oddguy 12-14-2003 06:44 PM

Where do you live, Jacob? The charges still stand and Michael is soon to go to court. I think he's weird, but I'm not sure if he did it. He should've stopped hanging around with little boys after the first allegations came up, but he was stupid.

-oddguy:fuzcool: