22. Fighting is allowed but no weapons of any kind may be used for any reason, violators will recieve 15 lashes from the whip, and then be shot.

And here's one for Adder
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23. All statements between these lines MUST not be true!
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(think about that one really hard)

We interrupt the flow of numbered rules to bring you:

Rule Number Middle Finger: Cop it.

It's not true, and cannot be true, for there are no statments between the lines!

the statement he's reffering to is the rule itself

it's similar to the one i posted - i'm not sure what number it was, but the rule was "This sentence MUST be a lie."

24) Always watch your f--king language.

Rule 24 is also similar to your signature rule. Looks like we're all out of ideas!

And there are no statments (or rules) between the lines, theres a statment under a group of lines and above another group!

Rule 25: Your dogs mother is a bitch.

26. There is to be no running around having sex all willy-nilly
(If you haven't tried sex "All willy-nilly" I recomend it!)

Rule 27: No rules.

!!!segassem sdrawkcab oN .82

29. Never ever forget rule number... thingy!

30. All rules must have a beggining, middle and end, including numbers

31. Never shout praise to non-living items.


LONG LIVE STUPID THREADS!!!

Simiular to 28, but different!

iii sagessaw umop-ap!sdn oN ¢«2E

32: Never wear your jacket on backwards (some stupid person would be like..."IT'S BACKWARDS DAY!!!!")

33: Don't lie...I'm not meaning the couch.

34: Never ask a person "Is there a bat in the cave?" (raise nostrils up)

35. Don't eat yellow snow.

36. Don't make yellow snow.

37. NO EXESIVE USE OF COLOURS, CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS.

Wow, i acctually kept one!!!!!

38. Grevious bodily harm to ANY PERSON is not an invitation for you to stop working!

My one and only rule. NO URINATING ON MY FACE WHILE DESECRATING THE CORPSE OF AN ALASKAN HUSKIE!

Rule #1. After dinner, you must praise the weasel God, Choo......if you're a one legged monkey with a speech impediment that lives in the amazon with your friend known as Mr. T.V.!

Rule #2 is coming to a hotdog stand near you. Keep watch!


-oddguy:fuzcool:

NR 39: Never hunt a three-legged monkey after midnight.

Whoa!:eek: I just hunted a 5-legged monkey at 2:36am!:eek: Will I be okay?! What's gonna happen to me?!

-oddguy:fuzcool:

You are going to be shot in the face with a squirt gun. Or you can be castrated. Your choice.

Hmmm. Tough descision.:fuzconf:

-oddguy:fuzcool: