Rapage again...

Your powers of perception are extrodinary! :p

Alcar...

And yet, Majics are better. Hes better at everything.

Hmm....have you any idea how much chaos would ensue if we brought democracy to the forums? All the I can just imagine Jacob and his evil clones taking over the forums, turning it into a Hitler-esque community for the annhilation of ugly people e.t.c.
And I do have a life...whether it's intresting or not is another question...:fuzwink:

Wow! This is rediculous! Goes and gets a sandwich.:eek:

Are you that stupid as into thinking this thread is serious?

I mean, this thread isn't serious, but Majic is seriously powerful. he kicks SO MUCH FRICKIN' ASS.

hey jacob. Where do you buy those plusies? I need to kill it so i become supreme ruler of oddworld! Muhahahaah. *hides incase majic comes*

I ph33r Majic so much.

No I am stating my opinion towards this.

Oh Majic I like how you sabatage my post and edit it. Your such jokester arent ya?

Ha I am on to ya boy everytime!

I agree with al lof you people. Or at least the cool ones who said such nice stuff about me;)

GO MAJIC! F*CK JACOB!!!! Actually, that USED to be me. Now Jacob's on my buddy list. *looks at majic...then at jacob.* I am NOT taking sides..........*takes sides*

Hi

In my experience, its generally best to ignore people like Jacob, especially when they do something like making a thread to get at someone in particular, and then say that this is not what they are doing. This merely insults our intelligence, and displays Jacobs lack of it.

People like this rot your brain if you spend time arguing with them, even as I type this I can feel those IQ points slipping out my ear...

And as for a democracy, people have the right to their opinion, thats what threads are for. If you don't like a thread, dont post in it or view it. If a thread is breaking the rules or has fulfilled its usefulness and is just accumulating useless messages, then it will be closed. But you shouldn't post in a thread just to start an argument, or to say something objectionable. A thread is there to aquire constructive feedback and gather opinions to engage in good conversation (which apparantly always ends up on MSN).

Now if your not intelligent enough to read the rules here, then your not intelligent enough to engage in the sort of conversations people have in this forum. If you want to curse and diss people, then go to a forum that lets you do that. But this is a place to talk about Oddworld, games and life in general. Being on a forum is a recreational activity, meaning your supposed to be doing this because you want to.

Although the things I have said here are effectively instructions, I mean them as suggestions. In the real world, you can either do something wrong or do something right, all other strategies are variations on these.

Like anywhere this place has rules, and it has rules for a reason.
It doesn't say anywhere in the rules that its okay to just talk about how crap someone is.

I am not going to argue my point, its already here. if you dont like me then don't talk to me, or about me, simple as that.

Reese...

Has it occured to you Alcar, that it is obvious that Jacob wouldn't say anything like that even if his life depended on it? I admire Melvins perceptions: even though you make something perfectly clear he still doesn't get it...

Sorry, double post, just had to say that...

Reese...

PS: Really condradicting myself here with that thing I said about the rules, then I go and double post! Oh well, sh** happens, life moves on...
:D

Reese...

*Raises eyebrow* What would Steam say about that? Hm?

He's 12 (i think). I'm 17. In 10 years time maybe. But not now when its paedophilia, thanks all the same.

I'm presuming in your experience you've been bullied by Townies whom are the social-class equivalent to Cockroaches...I'm not a Townie, my dear, nor do i intend to be. Ignoring my kind works as much as running into a Train in the hopes that it will swerve off the tracks...

I wasnt trying to 'get at someone in particular'. I was merely stating how annoying it is when somebody closes a topic when there is a mass of stuff i could say. Please illuminate me on how i was trying to get at someone? Did i mention their name?

If i wanted to insult your intelligence i would do so. However, i dont believe it worth it since you lot probably are quite clever. Probably overly clever to the extent you cannot partake in "normal" (hate that word) teenage shenanigans and thus are left as the social outkasts, the loners, the losers etc (this does not go for all of you, as some of you are as thick as Pigsh*t. Heh.). And why suddenly do i display a lack of intelligence?

Good God, NO!!! You must stop them!! You need all the IQ points you have!! Soon they'll be tumbling into the minus'...

And then the people who made the thread continue to make threads like that. Soon the forum becomes overwhelmed by crap threads and the frequent visitors become less frequent. You need critism to realise the errors of your ways...

Fine. I thought it was obvious that i didnt mind them closing rubbish threads. Its the ones that have potential to blossom and amuse me for a whole 3 minutes that should stay open til the people say. Ok, fine, til i say...

I never post to start arguments. I either post to point out something or to defend myself. And if no-one said anything objectional then the forums would be pretty screwed...

Yes. And? I never said it wasnt...

I'm sure a 5 year old Chimpanzee can engage in the conversations here. Ranging from -
Why is Abe Blue?
What else are Paramite Pies made from?
Does Abe have genitalia?
Does Abe have a girlfriend?
Why does Munch bounce around?
Why does Munch look like my mum??

Besides. Hardly anyone reads the rules when joining something...especially when the rules are pages long.

I dont curse and diss. I mock and ridicule. There's a difference.

Which in the end are all interlinked. Since many of the forumers live their life in games, which are mostly Oddworld...

And i miss your point completly...

Many of the forumers dont even know what the real world is...they're quite happy to think they're a Mudokon and await Abe to bound along and say "Hello, follow me" so that they can merrily say "Ok"

I've never said anybody was 'crap'. I believe that everyone is put on the world for a purpose. From the Trendies, such as me, to be rich, prosperous and have beautiful children. To the Losers and Geeks, so that people like me can point to them and tell their children "Thats what you dont want to be, they're losers...lets throw stones at them...". You see...everyone has a purpose...whether it be a higher or lower purpose is down to their family life and their personality.

I've been brought up in a school were if you dont like someone your entitled to talking about them and gossiping. Then again, we're not in the real world and so i couldn't give a rats ass what a furry does or says...

Heh. I'm immensly outspoken in the real world and i will only bite my tongue if somebody has something that i want. Or that they know someone i want to know. I'm the sort of person who will ridicule a homophobe in Woolworths, something that is mightily dangerous when your as camp as me...

I so too get things...what things dont i get?

Indeed, and your still here even though you said you were going. Whoa, contridictoryness...

All this typing has drained the alkohol from my body, how sobering...

Jacob, you cursed fiend. I'm *almost* 14:p

Of course Jacob, everyone is going to read that LONG post and think about how great you are once more.
Of course Jacob, everyone really admires people who like mocking people for fun, and then use that as an excuse when they are mocking people for real.
Of course Jacob, everyone is going to beleive that you really read posts carefully when you blatently miss the fact that I was talking about melvin, not you when I said "I admire melvins perception".
Of course Jacob, everyone beleives that its true when you call everybody except you a loser and a geek, even though your doing what the supposed "losers and geeks" are doing...
Of course Jacob, everyone really wants to read your concise news coverage of how I didn't really leave the forum even though I said I would.
Of course Jacob, everyone thinks that you get out much more than anyone else here...

See? Everyone loves you really Jacob, I mean, your what every person aspires to being in life...

Reese...

They dont think i'm great already?? Jeez, i'm gonna have to do some purging of the lowers again...

I've always mocked people for real. Just sometimes i'm a little more light hearted...

You mentioned my name in that post and so i, being amazingly amazing and knowing everyone talks about me, naturally assumed it was about me...

Please, my dear. That argument has been brought forth faaar too many times. Since when did Losers and Geeks have the confidence to mock others, let alone the wit??

I know they do, thats why i stated it...

That t'is were you are wrong. I say i get out more than most of the people on here. There are many [you know who you are you lil' scamps] who get out as much as me, if not more [since my money is kinda dwindling into the abyss that is alkohol].

Ewww, i hope not. Love from a lower? Thats the equivalent to being licked on the face by a Dog after its just sniffed another Dogs excrement, is it not?

Well, i dont like to blow my own trumpet [i prefare others trumpets to blow, obviously]. But i know, i am like a God among Insects, i appreciate it that you have pointed it out Reese. Really, i do. It means alot that you know who your superiors are...Well done, here's a Cookie.

I thought you have left Reese....
So you lefted and you still have time to comment on everyone else and flaming people up while you yourself posted the topic lose the arguement... you're such a hyprocrite(is that how you spell it?)

I think we should all be happy friends.

Yes. Happiness.

And if you don't, I'll go have an affair with your moms.

Reese, why the fuck won't you just leave? You have said you have left three or more times and you keep coming back and creating arguments and pissing people off. I mean your location still says you have left, why are you talking? Just leave and make some other forums as... happy... as you have made us. I would have done the whole quote your posts and pick out your errors but I am tired and there is something about lesbians on TV.
Oh I must do one:
Intelligent people spell it as "you're".
Hums the Untalkative Bunny theme happily to himself.

Unless your into Beastility i'd leave my mother well alone...

:lol:

LOL! LMAO! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

By the way, I would love to say I'm a stupid little spammer...

Shot who with a crowbar? Twice?!

I don't leave because it pisses you off...

Hehe, what a whiney forum shagmaster! What, you think I really like this forum? HA! HEHEHE! Man, go down to your local skatepark and tell me if you see a spelling bee being hosted there. OR if you see a forum of people making intelligent conversation? NO! I am just pushing your buttons, BAN ME! Oh wait, your just a powerless maggot to the mods...

As for you Jacob, well yeah, either way, whether I am right or you are right, your still just a shut in f**ker! Heh, you think its "Cool" to mock people do ya? You think it makes you look all mean! OOO! So mean! I am off for 4 weeks of solid partying (plus some exams but I will breeze them). No more ****ing boring forum, as something to do when I am bored at home and all my freinds are asleep.

Bye suckers!

Sigh. All this misplaced anger. It should be let out at like...a petting zoo, or an old people's home.

I know, I lose sleep because of this whole tragedy.

You think shagmaster is an insult?

Yes, that's why you won't leave.

... yeah... sometimes...

Ewww. I wouldn't go near that place if I was paid to. They should really fill it in with concrete, of course first making sure there is a collection of stupid, stoner, smelly skaties in it first. Skaties really are the scum of the earth.

You can try all you want but I'm just not into guys.

The mods are my friends. Are the mods your friends?

So when you are bored... you make yourself... more bored? What a dumbass.

No! Just leave! Don't come back! Why won't you just leave? It's so 'boring' here, why would you bother coming back?

We all know you will come back when you get the email in your inbox telling you that I have replied. But whether you post after reading my last sentence, is all a matter of psychology.

I couldn't agree with you more Big_Bro! Where is the logic in this?


Paramiteabe...:fuzblink:

Spammer... and by the way Reese is leaving, why dont we drop the arguement with Reese and go on with our pathetic lifes:) (or not...)

Never! I wish to feast on his corpse.
*Runs away not unlike Gollum*

First off....whats a "furry"? (No seriously, I don't know)

Secondly I think Reese has had enough for one day... or two..or for ever long this argument has been going. I know theres been alot of arguing going on around here latley at Reese's expence and I think we need to ease down just abit......yes I am done now.

Sure you can...
 

Jacob always brought up a very important and scathing question.
and we love his question.

There were so many disputes that we could not come to a decision.
The decision wander from the point.The decision changed a childlish quarrel far from Jacob's true intention.
Jacob has already lost interest in the childlish quarrel.
A devilish party should break up soon.

:) atusiya's father..

Is that, like, a stairmaster...?

Ok, the first part of that made sense. And then you stated the strangeness that came after 'and'...why? And what does it have to do with the actual debate...strange person...

Oh yeh, thanx. I say that your cute and then you go running to the one that hates you...thanx alot.

Yes. And the Mods are powerful Samurai Overlords...RARRRR etc.

If i understood what you meant i might've been able to come up with a decent comeback, unfortunatly i'm not fluent in overdramatic dork...

No, i think its necessary. Do you think its "cool" to be a seamen stain?

Please. I couldn't be mean if i spoke masculinly and strutted...that would only give me a sore throat and groin strain. But yeh, i dont intentionally set out to be mean...i sometimes bitch, but apart from that i tell the truth.

Oh wowies!! Will you have a Clown!!? And a Magician!! Whoopie!!

And no more freaky lil Furry...bub-bye now ickle-abused-by-his-uncle-as-a-toddler-boy...

By the by, a Furry is a person who believes they are an animal and dress and act accordingly...i was making a referrence to his "Alienist" look, which made him look like a Zebra-furry...and we all know how cool and fun it is being a Zebra dont we boys and girls!!

Yea Zebra are so cool, i had a party when i was 8 and a clown draw my face up as a zebra....

http://images.google.com.au/images?q.../pix/zebra.jpg

Just to show how cool zebras are... and too break up the tension here:)

That Zebra looks a little weird. I mean, I don't know about you but I don't think Zebra's normally have tails and horns.

And YAY! Clowns!

Alcar...

That Zebra has horns and is a Kangaroo mimicker...how...how thooper!!

Oh wait a minute thats no Zebra it..its a Zebaroo! Holy Fu*k where did you find such a rare photogragh of one of the most unusial creatures ever to be found on Earth? Aside from the dodo this one takes the cake!:p :lol:

What the hell how in the world did I come up with "Zebaroo". Me an my Imagination sheesh! :D

Its amazing how much effort people will put in to achieve less. I don't think Jacob should be allowed to make serious points, everyone just anticipates his lack-of-intelligence-replaced-with-bad-excuse-for-humour comments.

If you say something bad about someone, your a dumbass if you act out like they would have been a better person to not have a problem with it. If I called you a donkey-raping granny-pleasurer then you would most probably at least try to make some attempt to put a plaster on your bleeding ego by saying something back. Which is predictable.

Now I am unsubscribed from all the forums, and I am going to change the notification option etc. so that I don't get spammed, you can all drop the discussion about me and talk about something else. Scary thought.

Just because i can ridicule you doesn't mean i don't have a point. In other topics i seem to be able to put my point across quite well, so please hush your sillyness...

Yeh, cos it weally, weally hurties me when somebody on a forum insults me...look...im cwying alweady...boo-hoo-hoo

We stopped talking about you ages ago. You brought this topic up just now which is ridiculously stupid. If you're going to state your leaving then please don't come back to have cheap "pops" at me...

Mods, you have my permission to close this topic...thats if he doesn't try and reply after me with some "witty" and "cool" thooperness in an effort to hurtie my feewings...

Reese, here's a scary thought for you:
We weren't talking about you. We haven't since you left. The world does not care like you think we do.

Who are you Reese?? Oh aren't you suppose to be gone for 4 weeks? its still hasn't been 4 weeks yet...

I would have liked to've asked a similar question, but this person seems to have left. And why is Facsimile responding to Reese Charles' "insulting" post when it isn't even directed at him? Obviously such a badly thought out response that Facs here just couldn't contain the critism for Jacob to dish out (which Jacob has done in a spectacularly similar way).

I have just noticed I have answered my own question there so nevermind everyone.

What I really came in here to say was that Jacob has actually got a point here. And the problem of "who decides when a thread closes" is a difficult one to solve. My personal beleif is that anything such as this should be handled by the Mods and Administrators. But to be honest, leaving a thread open for just that little bit longer so that someone can have one last attack at someone is morally wrong. This sort of thing should continue on a seperate thread or over email/chatroom etc. once it becomes inappropriate. What I would suggest is that Mods leave a link to a thread where the argument has been continued.

Speaking of which, I think it might be a good idea if there is an Argument forum made, where people can continue their arguments in a place where there is no threat of a topic being closed by a Mod because its inappropriate.
This wouldn't do any good for the forums facial appearance, but it would lighten the load of everyone who posts (or works) here considerably.

4ourth Concept.