Sorry:(

Ok, prehaps I was acting alittle childish with my previous post but I seriously don't think I smell anymore... why are you staring at me!! Stop it!!!! Oh, God!!!!*runs out of room crying*

BTW- Thanks you guys for nominating me I'll be sure to return the favor.:fuzwink:

the guys I would love to see have the job are:
1 TheKhanzumer
2 Oddsville
3 Mac The Janitor
4 Kaimana

*ahem* Please do not turn this topic into a chat! Okay, that said (although Xavier covered it nicely already), I have made my decision of who will become the feature article writer, and will announce such tomorrow (I'd like to contact everyone who applied before letting everyone know).

I'd also like those who are interested in being guest writers to let me know, and maybe they could just submitt articles whenever they are able to or is appropriate for them.

Thanking everyone who showed interest.

Abe Babe...

I would like to write one text... once...

Like I said, I would like to contribute such features, but I can't be relied upon to deliver at a deadline.

Wow, really? You'd like to see me write? Why's that...?

I guess I could do one or two guest articles, Abe Babe...

hmm... Mr Bunce. ;)

Liar... you told us in class you were 41.. why do you hang around with these spotty adoslescent types anyway? Paedo.

On this planet we call it a "calendar".

"Worry suspicion" - just admit it, you can't face up to the fact you are a 41 year old teacher from King Edward X Grammar school with a 6 year old son.

Busy marking papers eh Mr B?

Noun: chat
1. An informal conversation
2. Birds having a chattering call
3. Songbirds having a chattering call

Verb: chat
1. Chew the fat; shoot the breeze


hmmm... is there a problem with any of these definitions? I would hope you were referring to an informal conversation. But then what are forums here for? Oh.

No problems... guest writers wouldn't need any deadlines ... it would kind of be like submitting a fan fic to Oddworld-Web, anything you wanted to contribute would be great (and I could provide a link to Oddworld Encyclopedia when it's done also).

No, but go start another topic over in off-topic discussion ... don't go messing up topics with idle chit chat that is totally irrelevant, which is actually against the rules. Do you want a warning? I didn't think so. :)

Abe Babe...

Be officially told...you little, devil.

i would love to do it, but i wouldn't have time! and im not experienced enough in oddworld

I to would like to do a guest appearence or two if I don't get the position. By the way, good luck to anyone who applyed/tried out for this wrighting position.:fuzwink:

No, but go start another topic over in off-topic discussion
You could move this one over...

don't go messing up topics with idle chit chat that is totally irrelevant, which is actually against the rules.
Well as this topic has become obsolete (you have chosen the writers and we are just re-going over Max's double post), it surely doesn't matter - it can no longer be ruined.

Do you want a warning?
Go ahead. I've taken worse. And I don't see what I've done that's exactly wrong, but there we go.

I didn't think so.
Never think to assume, dear friend, never.

Ohhhhhhhh, Zomb's testin his limmits...:fuzwink:

Ohhhhhh, he's really pushing the boundary here isn't he?


Max, I love you! You put b0ing in your profile!!! :D

this could be interesting

Cut the crap people, Abe Babe's already had to tell you to cut it out. It should only take once for people to realise.

Alcar...

i wouldn't mind doing a guest article

Indeed you are Zomb...

Ok with that said who wants flapjaks? *Looks over at Xav and Alcar geting clubs out for going off topic* Ok, umm..... Abe babe are you ready to post the winner yet, Im really egar.

It would be even more interesting if people like you didn't make posts like that.

*puts hand up for flap jack*

And don't call me zomb

dont get touchy zomb:fuzsmile:

What double post?

Stop pressurising me! But that would be fine. Got plenty done this last week.

Took your time spotting it, didn't you?

What double post?
You posted twice about not having time or something? Oh fuck it.

Took your time spotting it, didn't you?
I'm sorry, I forgot I had to check your profile every day in case you changed it. What happened to Ross anyway?

At least you're sorry. Now apologise some more.

Um, not a lot. He's still here. Well, not here, obviously, that would be strange and interesting, but he's still around. Or do you mean in my profile? I took it out in case someone I know found it. You want me to put him back again?

who's ross?????????

Never you mind.

fine!

At least you're sorry. Now apologise some more.
I could post up Danny's apologisation e-mail to me... ;)

[b]Um, not a lot. He's still here. Well, not here, obviously, that would be strange and interesting, but he's still around. Or do you mean in my profile? I took it out in case someone I know found it. You want me to put him back again?[b]
To be honest I couldn't give a flying fuck.. I was just wondering how your relationship was going. Does he still hate you?


And my apology is taken back since you couldn't be bothered to hold on till I woke up to chat over MSN. There goes my week. :(

Back on track...
 

When is AbeBabe going to post who they selected? Please hurry! I am anxious to find out!

i know i wont get it cause i said so, but i wanna know who did

Yeah, I'm wetting myself with excitement.

I would like to announce that the new writer for Oddworld-Web is The Khanzumer. I think Khanz will make a wonderful addition to the Oddworld-Web staff and he seems like he has some great ideas to contribute.

Thank you to all who applied. I'm not announcing any positions for guest writers, because as the name applies, they are guests. So if anyone wants to contribute anything on a irregular or one-off basis, then just PM me. Of course articles submitted in this manner would need to be approved.

*sees that pleas to cease irrelevant discussion have fallen on deaf ears*

I'll now un-stick this thread seeing this has been announced. I really think there are WAY too many stickies in this forum, it's beginning to look like the OIPT forum before the Oddlympics sub-forum was created.

Abe Babe...

Congrats Khanz..well done!

Thank you.

I've already started working on my first article and hopefully I can have it finished by tommorow so that it can go up on the first of December.

yay... cant wait!

Congrats, Khanz. I'm sure you'll do perfect.

I love your writing style, love your stories, and so I'll definitely love yer articles.

Mac..whats khanz storys like?

Congrats Khanz,
I'm sure you will do it perfectly

Marching Mudokons is about a buncha different mudokons (slaves, shamans, etc.) who team up and do shtuff together. Ask Khanz about 'em.

cool..I will:D