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Jacob 09-18-2002 09:31 PM

Right, this is completly irrelevant to the topic but i was reading that Daily Deception part and i noticed the 'Classifieds' thing and pondered. Was this OWI having, like, a 'pop' (For lack of a better word) at me?


:


Daily Deception, Classifieds:

New and Like-new souls bought and sold. Do you need to be someone else? Buy that more popular personality here! Our "Shallow Bitch" prices are the lowest on the market! Looking to be a Cynical Neanderthal? We've got those too! Or maybe you're an insensitive Arse-hole whose looking to score some quarma before a bungie jumping incident claims you- we pay the highest prices for your shortcomings! Visit our website for a full listing of our products at www.new..you...com. Or call 1-800-IHATEME, that's 1-800-442-8363. Call today!

Now...we all know how i go on and on about popularity. And i have been called Shallow (Not that im bragging) and i do pride myself on being a Bitch. So...is this them...having a sarcastic joke? A really subtle one? Or is it just me looking for attention? (Lol if it is, especially the 'insensitive Arse-hole' bit)

TheKhanzumer 09-18-2002 09:41 PM

Shallow Dog Mother
 
You already posted that Jacob.

And no I don't think OWI was pointing that directly at you. Although it does fit your personality. :fuzwink:

sO fReAkIn oDd 10-03-2002 12:09 AM

Is it official that Vykkers are hermaphrodites. Because I was under the impressions that they were asexual, and being asexual does not require to be a hermaphrodite. Their are two main types of asexual reproduction Binary Fission (something about cell division) and Budding (basically the gremlin theory). I dont think that makes them hermaphrodites.

Xavier 10-03-2002 03:43 AM

yes it is official, it was on the old Vykkers page... but you can't see it anymore (they updated it)

sO fReAkIn oDd 10-05-2002 12:10 AM

Well, I'm suprised, I only thought that they happened to be asexual, not hermaphradites. So technically they arent asexual because there is no type of asexual reproduction that could be used to described them since they impregnate themselves.

TheKhanzumer 10-05-2002 07:53 PM

vyk's
 
Vykkers do mate but since they are hermaphrodites all of the vykkers involved in the intercourse will impregate another and be impregnated themselves.

Hope that clears some things up.

sO fReAkIn oDd 10-05-2002 07:55 PM

Oh, I never thought about it like that, but I was right when I said that they aren't asexual.

Wolfbane 10-14-2002 07:38 AM

I've heard that if a Slig stuffs up to many times Skylla Eats them!! :fuzblink: :fuzvamp: :fuzvamp:

(Sorry i dont mean to change the subject)

Xavier 10-14-2002 04:08 PM

no, she don't eat them, she transfor them in Slig Burgers who are sold to khanzumers

steel scrab 10-14-2002 10:00 PM

hey,
does she really do that ?? serve them as slig burgers to the khanzumers??

TheKhanzumer 10-14-2002 11:02 PM

Slig Burgers
 
I don't know Xav... Skillya seems like the type of person who would eat her own kids.

Xavier 10-15-2002 04:03 AM

Re: Slig Burgers
 
:

Originally posted by TheKhanzumer
I don't know Xav... Skillya seems like the type of person who would eat her own kids.
are you sure? euark
I realy tought she transformed them in Burgers

M.O.M 10-16-2002 11:59 AM

khanzumer
 
Wot is a Khanzumer?

TheKhanzumer 10-16-2002 01:13 PM

consumers
 
Khanzumerz are the most important race on oddworld. They are the main consumers of all the goods manufactured by the Magog Cartel and Vykkers Conglomerate. That is about all the information we know that is official.


For theories and such just use the search engine, search "khanzumerz"

Xavier 10-16-2002 02:51 PM

so true we don't know more about them...
except they have lot of moolah

M.O.M 10-17-2002 04:25 PM

Do Khanzumers have a queen?

Xavier 10-17-2002 04:39 PM

MOM can't you read? we just said we know nothing more

M.O.M 10-17-2002 04:40 PM

Sorry, i didn't see it.

Xavier 10-17-2002 04:42 PM

Re: consumers
 
:

Originally posted by TheKhanzumer
Khanzumerz are the most important race on oddworld. They are the main consumers of all the goods manufactured by the Magog Cartel and Vykkers Conglomerate. That is about all the information we know that is official.

M.O.M 10-17-2002 04:43 PM

I get the point now!