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SeaRex 09-09-2002 08:18 PM

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Jacob said:
googly eyes
Oh crap... you've got a song stuck in my head...

Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?
Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?
You got so loaded...
You thought that she...
Was the most bee-yoot-ifull gal you ever did see!
Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?

(Bugle Solo)

Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?
Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?
Woke up in the morning...
To your suprise...
A couple melons in tube socks with Boogely eyes!
Well, did you ever go to sleep with Boe Dereck
And wake up with Boogely?"


And we all know the only way to get a song out of your head is to sing it. *sigh* Good times... good times...

General Drippik 09-09-2002 09:19 PM

This topic has trailed off a bit. Can we stop talking about niggaz and start talking about ugly people?

Al the Vykker 09-09-2002 11:06 PM

lol

This topic is quite amusing, seeing everyone get so worked up about it, and upset. I mean really its just a topic, its not like the governments of the world are going to visit this place an make a decision to not let "ugly" people breed. Though still I hope this topic stays opened, its quite interesting to see what everyone puts, especially in a topic as controversial as this. Keep up the good work Chris.

"Also the term "gay refers to happy in context" so do you mean this topic is just as happy as the other one.;) Remember the difference, because now a days, the context is easialy used in the term homosexual, which is more concrete then using it for the word stupid. Keep your slang terms like that at home please, I have had this conversation before with Dumbodrw.EDIT: About the word gay that is.

-Al the Vykker

TheKhanzumer 09-09-2002 11:36 PM

Shouldn't one of the moderators close this topic?

General Drippik 09-09-2002 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by Al the Vykker
.....keep your slang terms like that at home please, I have had this conversation before with Dumbodrw.

-Al the Vykker

Cheers!

Majic 09-09-2002 11:47 PM

Heh...

Close this? Theres still room for discussion... I think. When it turns to no more reasonable psots and random insults being thrown in just for the heck of it (which it probably will turn into) then we close it.

Actualy I'm just waiting to see Jacob get the chair. I'd find it hilarious to see that.

General Drippik 09-10-2002 12:44 AM

I doubt this topic will turn to that majic. (people throwing insutls at eachother) Yer a dick.



















;) Jokes, jokes, it's just jokes.

Disgruntled Intern 09-10-2002 02:14 AM

Drippik, would you mind doing me a favor?

Go find a baseball bat. Wooden should work the best. Now, go find your father, and give his groin a good bashing for not pulling out, or using some sort of contraception rather than conceiving you.

Next, find your mother. Repeat the process.

Now, bash your self in the groin until your anus bleeds. This is to ensure that you are not capable of reproducing. We have enough idiots in the world; we don't need you making more a few years down the line.

Entropy,
Davie-O

General Drippik 09-10-2002 02:21 AM

What did I say?

Disgruntled Intern 09-10-2002 02:35 AM

Everything, Nothing, and a few things inbetween!

I just wanted to show you that even though I was joking, it was still fairly offensive. Try to keep that in mind.

Majic 09-10-2002 03:14 AM

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I doubt this topic will turn to that majic. (people throwing insutls at eachother) Yer a dick.
I was unaware. But jealousy will get you no where, my friend.

General Drippik 09-10-2002 05:37 AM

D.I: Okay then.

Majic: I'm not jealous.

Ashe 09-10-2002 09:28 AM

Hello Jacob. What a strange topic. Well okay. But how do you determine what is ugly? Espcially with their clothes, just because someone wears different clothes to you doesn't mean they are ugly. I don't agree with that. Plus these ugly people you refer too, it is not their fault they are born like that. I think all people should be equal no matter what they look like or are like. I think they should be given chances.

General Drippik 09-10-2002 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Summoner Yuna
But how do you determine what is ugly?
Good ask

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Originally posted by Summoner Yuna
What a strange topic.
Damn straight


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Originally posted by Summoner Yuna
Plus these ugly people you refer too, it is not their fault they are born like that.
God damn right




Very mature member we have here.

Mac the Janitor 09-10-2002 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by General Drippik
This topic has trailed off a bit. Can we stop talking about niggaz and start talking about ugly people?
Ah, yes...because the latter is much more polite and less offensive...;)


-Mac

Jacob 09-10-2002 02:08 PM

*Cracks neck*

It actually cracked aswell...

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Shouldn't one of the moderators close this topic?
Whats up? Afraid that the people whom agree with me will start a Lynching mob, eh? Are you ugly, are you Khanz? Is thats why your scared? Eh? I bet you are? Just look at you...sat there in your funky 'Adidas' pants, 'My little Pony' t-shirt and 'Hi-tech' trainers...and whats that on your socks? He-man!? Please...

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I doubt this topic will turn to that majic. (people throwing insutls at eachother) Yer a dick.
lol at the end part!! It was just the fact it was relativly decent and then you say that at the end of it...reminds me of President Bush;

Bush: "We must move in and attack Iraq!! Saddam Hussein has the ability to take out most of the Gulf and if we stand by and do nothing then we are just like Apples who dont help their Apply friends when they're about to fall from the tree!! Dancing Anus'..."

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Hello Jacob.
Hello...?

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But how do you determine what is ugly?
Read the topic, Ugly is obvious...its disgustingly, viley obvious!!

FRANK AND DORIS WALKING DOWN THE STREET HAND IN HAND AND VILEY OBIESE AND WITH A FACE WHICH LOOKS LIKE A PUG GURNING...AS THEY WALK THEY LEAVE A SLIMEY TRAIL OF SWEAT, BILE AND BODILY FLUIDS BEHIND THEM...ALSO, FOLLOWING THIS TRAIL ARE THEIR CHILDREN...WHOM ARE STATED BELOW...THEY ARE ALSO VILE AND HAVE THE FACES OF ROAD KILL...

Answer your question?

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Espcially with their clothes, just because someone wears different clothes to you doesn't mean they are ugly
Ok fine. Poor people should also be castrated...there...Ugly and poor people. Now, 99% of ugly people are poor, so, that sorts out that...

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it is not their fault they are born like that.
It is not, but Yuna...do you really want to see ugly poor people breeding? They are ugly...and they are poor...thus, they cannot afford contraceptives...and what does this lead to? It leads to more ugly people popping up all over the place like a Gremlin having a bath!! Infact, did you know that the makers of Gremlins made such a film to show us how dangerous ugly people are. Hm? Well, there's a new fact for you...take care of it.

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I think all people should be equal no matter what they look like or are like.
Of course they should...So long as they are nice to look at.

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I think they should be given chances.
Chances? Pfftttt. We've seen what happens when they're given chances!! They get a bigger group of sexually tense ugly people and fly planes into buildings. Thats what uglyness can do to you...send you insane.

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Very mature member we have here.
Yes. Or is it cos she/he (Apologies, dont know your sex) is like Khanz? A ugly person wanting to stop my crusade for Utopia...I dont think this person is mature...just ugly and scared.

This new law will also help stop forms of Animal hunting. Because, really, what would you rather hunt? A stupid animal or a ugly/poor person...now...there's a trophy (However, if you do mount the ugly persons head on the wall a cover will have to be placed over it, for obvious reasons.)

Intern_485 09-10-2002 04:34 PM

Ahhh, missed you, Jacob.
 
Jacob, your nauseating arrogance is unsurpassed by any being of this entire Universe. That's not a compliment, in case you were wondering...

Jacob 09-10-2002 05:49 PM

Its ok Intern, if your lucky enough to get better looking by the time your 20...you may not have to be castrated!!

So, an update on my views...

Ugly people should be castrated...
Poor people should also be castrated...
Ugly poor people should be killed...
Geeks should be sent to a different school than the other cooler kids...
Townies should be put in the same schools as Geeks...just for the entertainment of the other cooler kids...heheheheheh

(By the by Mods, i believe Intern was spamming if not making a un-just remark about a fellow forumer. His contribution was not really contributional but more a petty attempt to belittle me...Im going out on a limb here...but isn't that one warning for Intern?)

Edit: He's also claiming to know about the entire universe and the beings that bimble in it. Which is big-headedness and deserves another warning...

Also, people who are big-headed should also be castrated...if not crippled...yes...that sounds fair.

salty pretzils 09-10-2002 06:06 PM

Questions....
1) Who do you consider geeks ?
2)Okay....why do poor peole need castrating?

Intern_485 09-10-2002 09:03 PM

Sigghh...
 
Salty, it's obvious that Jacob is just immature and that's okay. Some people don't mature as fast as other people. It's kind of sad. Jacob is so focused on physical appearance. There's nothing uglier in this world than Jacob's character, though. Oh, by the way, I am quite ugly, you're right, Jacob. My wonderful girlfriend said so just yesterday.

General Drippik 09-11-2002 12:01 AM

Yeah. Immature. What do you look like Jake? Doesn't sound like you're very good lookin'. How about I sign you up to that, geek, townies and ugly peole school?

Nate 09-11-2002 12:50 AM

I think that Jacob should post a picture of himself so we can judge for ourselves whether he should be castrated or killed!

General Drippik 09-11-2002 12:52 AM

I agree. You are a sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, person.

Disgruntled Intern 09-11-2002 12:58 AM

He may be sick and perverted, but he doesn't repeat himself like an idiot.

Mac the Janitor 09-11-2002 12:58 AM

General Drippik, be quiet. You're very annoying.

Kaimana 09-11-2002 01:32 AM

Jacob hasnt posted a pic of him has he:fuzconf: General that was pretty funny. but try not to do that repeating thing again.
Other then that I have no clue why im responding to this thread.:lol:

General Drippik 09-11-2002 02:03 AM

Oh yeah, sorry. Sometimes I just go spaztic.

salty pretzils 09-11-2002 04:25 PM

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spaztic
Dripik, you little discriminating twerp, would you mind not useing that term?

And....Has it occured to you lot Jacob might have just posted this to wind you lot up?

Jacob 09-11-2002 06:27 PM

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Salty, it's obvious that Jacob is just immature and that's okay.
Oh yes. I'M immature...

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Some people don't mature as fast as other people.
As members on the forum have shown...

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It's kind of sad.
If im 'sad' then that means over 90% of the forumers are sadder?

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Jacob is so focused on physical appearance.
If you actually bothered to read my post then i also stated people with shit personalities...But obviously your too MATURE for that...

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There's nothing uglier in this world than Jacob's character, though.
Yes there is. Have you ever walked in on obiese people 'boogieing the night away'...Hm? Cos believe me, thats some wobbly vileness!!

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Oh, by the way, I am quite ugly, you're right, Jacob. My wonderful girlfriend said so just yesterday.
O-M-G!! See, this is what i mean!! They will probably just 'hang loose' and the next thing you know they have Mavis' and Boris' and Valery's popping out everywhere...Im trying to protect you people!!....Ok...So im also trying to castrate and kill most of you but lets ignore that part...

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Questions....
1) Who do you consider geeks ?
2)Okay....why do poor peole need castrating?

(1) - People with no personalities, no social life and are clever and brag about it. Also...whom arn't fulfilling to look at.

(2) - Because they cant afford contraception...!!

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(1)Yeah.(2) Immature.(3) What do you look like Jake? (4)Doesn't sound like you're very good lookin'.(5) How about I sign you up to that, geek, townies and ugly peole school?
(1) - Yeah?

(2) - Indeed...?

(3) - I have been told i look a tad like Alex from Big Bro 3...

(4) - Well, it doesn't sound as if many forumers on here are actually human but they are...!!

(5) - You dont get signed up, ugh, it just happens!! One day your talking about the circumference of your mothers teet and the next your thrown into the GUT school. One day your sprawled out on the curb, talking to yourself, ridden with vomit, your legs akimbo and little Harry showing the next your in the GUT school. One day your walking along, laying a white trail of dandruff, nits and mites. Rubbing your sweaty palms together and scratching your rear end through your Thunder Cats pants and next your in the GUT school...signing up would take faaaar too long.

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I think that Jacob should post a picture of himself so we can judge for ourselves whether he should be castrated or killed!
*Raises an eyebrow*

Shall i mock you or shoot you down on the spot...?

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I agree. You are a sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, sick, perverted, person.
Was that supposed to be said in, like, some catchy tune?

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Has it occured to you lot Jacob might have just posted this to wind you lot up?
Hush, you'll ruin the moment. lol.

Why haven't i posted a pic of myself? Mainly because the foto's i have make me look scary and vile and not very nice. When i get my job and buy a new pair of Gucci sunglass' and get a tuxedo (All black with a white tie) then i will give you a foto. And you can look upon it in awe whilst i mock you for your pictures of ET which bare a striking resemblence to oneselves...

Edit: GUT - Geeks, Uglies and Townies...There we go...

Intern_485 09-11-2002 07:31 PM

Still Waiting...
 
I'm still waiting for you to say something of substance here, Jacob. First of all, it's obvious that what you're saying is ignorant. It's true, there are people who don't take care of themselves and their appearance, but NEWS FLASH! You don't have to hang out with those people if you don't want to. I honestly hope that you don't believe in half of the things that you say on this forum because none of it is either morally or socially correct. You have simply the most unattractive personality I've ever encountered in my life. If you don't believe that all people, including the less attractive, deserve equal rights, then maybe you should leave America and start your own country where only "popular" people like you can live. I can't wait to see what childish, nonsense answer you come up with this time. EDIT: Yeah, maybe someone will give you a job. Just go up to the interviewer and tell him that you think all ugly people should be castrated and see if you get it.

SeaRex 09-11-2002 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
If im 'sad' then that means over 90% of the forumers are sadder?
What do you mean here, Chris? That 90% of the forumers judge people on looks more than you do, or 90% of the forumers are more immature than you?

Disgruntled Intern 09-11-2002 10:15 PM

I'd just like to point out that planned parenthood, as well as the majority of all public clinics give out free contraception. The last time I was there, they gave me a bag full of condoms. About 120 condoms, to be exact.

Majic 09-11-2002 10:28 PM

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Mainly because the foto's i have make me look scary and vile and not very nice.
Lol... Just kidding, your nice to anyone you don't consider to be a geek.

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The last time I was there, they gave me a bag full of condoms. About 120 condoms, to be exact.
And how long did it take you to use them all;)

Jacob 09-11-2002 11:10 PM

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First of all, it's obvious that what you're saying is ignorant.
Am i that transparant!? *Bites fist*

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You don't have to hang out with those people if you don't want to.
Look Jimbo, why dont you actually read what i write!! Above i stated that i dont hang around with them...but i see...those vile Slugs of GUT school blodging along...its sickening...really, it is!!

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I honestly hope that you don't believe in half of the things that you say on this forum because none of it is either morally or socially correct.
Well, in the real world i dont tell everyone. Did you know that the 11th Testiment was 'Thou shalt not look dis-pleasing to thy neighbours eye.' Hm? Did you? And socially nobody likes a Slug...so...there.

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You have simply the most unattractive personality I've ever encountered in my life.
You cant judge cos this is only one side of me. People have often said i have more faces than Big Ben...which is true, i do. But you lot only see one of them...

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then maybe you should leave America and start your own country where only "popular" people like you can live.
Wow, i thought i lived in the UK. Obviously i was wrong, but thanx for clearing that up for me, you lil Web Wizard...Also, why would i want to start a new country!! I am trying to cut down on Famine, Disease, vileness and poorness...Not add to it. So, lets castrate the poor and ugly and feed the genitalia to the Famine ridden countries...

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I can't wait to see what childish, nonsense answer you come up with this time.
Well, i've put you out of your misery haven't i. Now...DANCE WITH ME...WHOOOOO...*Jiggles around*...OH YEH!!...WHOOOO...*Jiggles slow down*...Whoo-hoo?...no..? Ok *Stops*

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Just go up to the interviewer and tell him that you think all ugly people should be castrated and see if you get it.
Why? Do you go upto employers and tell them that you dont agree with the homosexual way of life? *Shakes head slowly whilst tutting*

Sea Rex i mean that 90% of the forumers are more immature than me (Dont worry, your not in that 90% *Gives the thumbs up*)

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free contraception
PRECISLY!! These people cant afford free stuff!! Can you believe it...!! Can you!? I really cant!!

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About 120 condoms, to be exact
They weren't condoms...they were Scorpions...

Oh and Intern...i believe i speak for all the people on this forum when i say...Ahem;

Please sir, can i have some more...?

Ooooohhh yes...I believe the word your looking for is "Ouch!!"
*Scoffs*

EDIT: People may get the impression that i believe fat people are ugly. I do not. But they have to at least be proud of themselves and not feel sorry for themselves. Cos a fat-depressed person is just disgusting...

General Drippik 09-11-2002 11:21 PM

You're stupid.

Majic 09-11-2002 11:28 PM

I believe I told you to stop spamming. I feel like being nice, I like seeing you as a member. Try and edit something useful into your post. At least put your inults into clever sarcastic comments on quotes like Jacob does.

Mac the Janitor 09-12-2002 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by General Drippik
You're stupid.
Please, GD, just give up...

It's just...what I mean is...ah, just watch this.

*pops in video*

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*An enormous (tall, not wide) Jacob stomps through city a la Godzilla*

*little tiny mouse named General Drippik pops up*

GD: *In a tiny voice* Take this, meanie!

*throws a tissue at Jacob*

JACOB: Bwahaha, you miniscule attempts to insult me are useless! Resistance is futile! You will never out-insult me! BWAHAHAHA!

*squashes tiny GD*

GD: Owee...I'm telling!

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There, did that video basically explain it to you?


-Mac

General Drippik 09-12-2002 02:43 AM

MAC: That was not a video, that was a pile of words extracted from your stuffed up brain. I would not throw a tissue at jacob, because it has no point. I would if he had a cold and had a booger hanging down his face, but it seems that's not the case.

One other thing: I am not a mouse, I happen to be a human being, just like the rest of you. And if I am not mistaken, Jacob is not an enormous, godzilla type creature, just a human being. Got it Mac?


MAJIC: You're telling me to do exactly what Jacob does: Make a reply full of peoples quotes and make dumb ass comments about them. Well, by saying Jacob's stupid, I'm packing it up into one saying. There really is no need for the waste of space replies that Jacob does. Got it Majic?

JACOB: This topic is now full of spam because I said your topic was gay, and I had no idea of your sexuality. This has gone too far, and I would like all this silliness to stop. Though I can't do anything about it, I'm not a mod.

Let's all stop being dicks, okay?

Jacob 09-12-2002 11:28 AM

lol i am actually quite tall so thats quite relevant...

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That was not a video, that was a pile of words extracted from your stuffed up brain.
Actually, it was a video. Haven't you seen the special addition Godzilla...?

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I would not throw a tissue at jacob, because it has no point
Im actually allergic to tissue paper, so it does have a point...

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I am not a mouse, I happen to be a human being
Thats what Halo man said...turns out he was a moron.

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: Make a reply full of peoples quotes and make dumb ass comments about them.
They are not 'dumb ass' they are sarcastic and harsh. Dont you know that im trying to kill off the forumers by making them commit suicide...?

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by saying Jacob's stupid, I'm packing it up into one saying.
Yes...but is it entertaining? No. It just makes you come off worse...

GD this has nowt to do about my sexuality. This is about Ugly, poor, geeky, townie-esque people being seperated from society and castrated. Lets just put in my 'Introduction to a GUT free society' video shall we?

***

*Puts in video*
*'Dear Chasey Lain' plays in the background as camera pans around the land-scape, showing peace and tranquility. Birds sing, Bears roll around happily, Tigers play playfully with the Deer instead of eating them and Crocodiles sing gracefully with the Wildebeast*

Male Voice over: 'The word 'Utopia' springs to mind, doesn't it? Heheh, well...This is far from it. We at the GUT society, soon to be re-named 'GUPT' , have made this happen. How? I hear you cry. Well, we basically shoved the vile, mutants of civilisation into a school of happyness, were they can learn and be free without the prejudice of others...'

*Camera pans around to a small building with bars on the windows, slowly it moves forward. The doors of the building open up and show the filthy interior. 'Your pretty when im drunk' plays in background*

Female Voice over: 'Here at our school, for the disadvantaged, we teach them everything from washing to cooking. Of course, we dont teach them the stuff that actually matters, as they will never be intergrated into society. *Corny Laugh* '

*Screen divides into four sections, in the left hand corner there is a large 'G'. That section expands until it is the screen itself*

Male Voice over: 'One section of our school dedicates itself to the social outcasts of society...the Geeks. These lower beings are given maths equations to keep them happy and are kept away from the opposite sex incase they feel intimidated...'

*Screen changes until the 'G' becomes a 'U'*

Female Voice over: 'The next section is the 'U' section which dedicates itself to the grotesquely disfigured. Not much to say really...they are laughed at and sometimes sold for slave labour and/or freak show actors...'

*Screen changes until the 'U' becomes a 'T'*

Male Voice over: ''T' stands for Townies. The filthy, flea ridden mongrels of society. If it were legal we would kill them in the open, unfortunatly its not...so we have to do it in secret.'

*Screen goes blank and a 'P' appears*

Female Voice over: 'This is a new section being built entirely for the poor...why? Because they are poor and ask us, the higher beings, for money.'

*Screen cuts to a Fat lady*

Fat lady: 'Yes...T-This school is great. They really take good care of you...*Sniffle*'

Man whispering in background: 'Keep going or you wont get the marshmellow...keep going...'

Fat lady: 'Annnnd...erm...there is a really happy atmosphere...'

*Scream in background*

Man whispering in background: 'Smile for the camera...'

*Fat lady smiles and screen goes blank*

Male Voice over: 'So you see, we at the school dedicate our lives to the welbeing of these freaks...'

Female Voice over: 'We help them achieve their goals, get what they want and live a happy life...'

Both: 'Away from society...*Corny laugh*'

*Disclaimer on the bottom of the screen in white:
Disclaimer: Any accidents and/or deaths that occur whilst the person/persons are in our care does not have anything to do with the beatings they may have recieved by our extremely qualified carers. Also, carers must be notified if the patient/student has still got their genitalia so castration may be booked/scrapped. Thankyou.


***

Obviously this vid is just a trial. Many changes are subject to occur in the near future...

Intern_485 09-12-2002 03:36 PM

Ohhh, I see...
 
You got me on the UK thing, Jacob. Fortunately for me, that's entirely irrelevant. Well, Jacob, if this is just one side of you, why don't you show me a nicer, more pleasant side. I don't like this side of you one bit. And a trail of pus doesn't really follow ugly people. That's just another sign that you're being immature. You have given me sarcastic answer one after another but you still haven't said anything of any real substance. How is you "plan" going to make the world a better place? Or is this just about making the world a better place for you? You know, there are very important people who are not particularly attractive you know. I agree with you to a point that people who don't take care of themselves are offensive, but there are people who are physically attractive that are quite a lot more offensive in other ways. And you're right, Jacob, I don't agree with homosexuality (which is a very tired topic, to say the least) but I've also said numerous times that I have gay friends and I respect them, so why don't you put that to rest, for all of our sakes?