you sick son of a bitch....(JK :D) *takes sword out of trench coat* i wana have fun! *stabs Elum only to break sword* oh ya, there all bones....

JIMBO: Hey! You'll never lay a hand on Mini Me!

*pulls out laser gun-ish thingie*

.....*laughs* AHHAHAHA!! you think that pice of crap is gona out gun me? (Pulls out cuting laser) think agian jhony boy!

JIMBO: Bah!

*pulls out huge futuristic bazooka/rocket launcher thingy*

I'll be right back! * Runs off into woods * ..................... a few minuts later * Ground starts shaking, Sligster comes out driving a huge tank with 2 cannons, 4 side mounted flamethrowers, 2 machine guns, and 5 laser tree cutters in front. * WEEEEE!!!!!!! I'm king of the world! * Runs over Elum * oops. My bad.

*calls in air ship* i is with jimbo now!!

*opens fire upon tank blowing it up* BWAHAHAHAHA BWA-*cough* *hack* *weeze* im ok...

* Flys out of explosion and hits the airships window * Not again!....................... Little help?

*deploys fighters* *they attack sligster* YES MY PRETTIES GO ATACK!! MUWAHHAHAHAH*cough* *hack* *weeze* *cough* im...ok...

*hears AS's truce*

JIMBO: Hey, nice to see ya, bud!

*sees sligster run over Mini Me*

NOOOOO! MINI MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I shall have my revenge, yessssssss...

*runs off into woods, spaceship is seen coming up from the forestt--blasts off*

Come, Mini Me!

Oh yeah, I forgot there for a second...

Bwahahahaha...

*fallows Jimbo* YES JOIN ME OBI-TWIGLET AND TOGETHER WE WILL CRUSH GAMESPY!!!

wait....

WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!

* Slips off of window * Weeeeeee!!!!! * hits ground * OW!!!.... I'm okay. * AS's fighters shoot sligster and fly away * now I'm not......... medic?

*drops off flame bots* *flame bots burn sligster and go back in shit* YES!! I WIN!



http://www.viciousgrin.com/images/nny12.gif

sorry had 2

* Fat man walks up to sligster and attempts to eat the fried slig * Don't even think about it! * Fat man gets scared and runs away * phew, now that thats over, I can just sit here untill someone scrapes me off the floor.....................................................Do I smell smoke? My arms on fire!

*2 days later, Jimbo emerges from the forest*

JIMBO: Haha, sligster, prepare to meet...

*a large silouhette (sp?) appears behind Jimbo*

MEGA ME!!!

*Silouhette comes out into light; it's a huge, muscular, mutant version of Jimbo*

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Mega Me grabs sligster by the throat and toys with him*

Mega Me? Is this cause I ran over Mini Me? Anyway, he is'nt very strong! * Rips off Sligster's arm * then again, mabey I underestimated him

*beats living sh** out of rabbit* DIE!! wait...why am i doing this?oh well *shrugs* *takes dead body and burns it* *takes out trout and continusly slaps Sligster with it* ya know :) this is..uh..kinda fun!

Could you throw me into the water AS?.......* AS keeps slaping sligster with fish * STOP IT! * Eats fish * There, now, throw me into the water! * AS throws sligster into water * I'm all better now! Time for revenge! Runs home to bio lab.


10 days later

He He ...hey Mac! Meat my little friend, Micro Me!!!!!! * shows Mac a little black spec in a jar * He may be small, but he has the strength of 100,000 gorillas! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!! are you scared?

no *sets mac on fire* but you better be *Salvo of Napalm missle's hit sligster* *AS gets hit* AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!! *go's flying*

Man, now this topic is getting a tad out of hand...
 

JIMBO: Er...not really...

If a glass jar can hold him, I don't think he's as strong as 100,000 gorillas...

*AS sets Jimbo on fire*

AARGH!

*Jimbo jumps in lake and swims away*

MEGA ME: Hey, you forgot me!

uh ok *sets Mega me on fire* there now every one's on fire!

*dance's* http://www.viciousgrin.com/images/nny12.gif

Everyone exept, Micro Me!!!!! Micro Me, attak AS!!!!!!!!!! * Micro Me breaks out of jar, walks over to AS, and starts beating him up *

i hit you with Napalm moron!!

*kick* *hit* *break* *snap* *takes out knife* bitch *kill's Micro me*

Micro Me!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, now this topic is just plain crazy...
 

MEGA ME: That's it, I'm outta here...

*jumps in lake and swims after Jimbo*

Re: Okay, now this topic is just plain crazy...
 

come'on its fun and you know it!

* Grabs tweezers and picks up Micro Me's corpse * No, why,................... I guess it was for the best. Besides, just a grain of sand could kill him!

*takes sligsters pants and desroy's them* ha!

Hey! great, now I'm forced to use these, * Crawls home * * Comes back with giant robot pants that sligster controls from a cockpit at the top of pants, they have 2 plasma beams that can cut through anything * You just hade to make me use these! * Sees Fat man that tried to eat me before * AHA! DIE!!!!!! * Shoots Fat Man * BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I rule all!!!!!!!

*Farts* *takes out flame thrower* *sprays propane, mathane, and covers robot in Napalm*

Uh, oh * Starts to burn * AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH Eject! Eject! Eject!

Computer: Eject command * Starts getting slow * E.......ni........tia.........ti.....n..........gggggggggggg.......... *Gets fast again *Self destruct command enitiated all exits have been sealed 10..........9.........8........7......

What!?! No, you stupid computer! I said eject not selft destruct!!!!

Computer: 6........5........4......

SELF DESTRUCT CANCEL!!! SELF DESTRUCT CANCEL!!!!!!! Cancel the self destruct command!!!!!!!!

Computer: 3........2.........1........


Aw, shi..........

* Robot explodes in a giant fire ball *

*AS gets up* well, that was fun....

uuuggggghhhhhh................................................medic

*go's over and chops Sligsters tail off* *takes tale and eats it* mmmm *fill's sligster with pins and leave's him there*

................mommy...................* buzzards start to try to eat sligster * Hey! get away from me, you damn birds!

*comes back with meat saw* wana have a little fun? *revs up meat saw*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JIMBO!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME FROM THIS MAD-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*opens sligster up and rips out all his orgens* AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe this topic currently falls into the category known as "spam"...


-Mac

yes, I do belive that this topic is classed as 'spam'.
Whatever happened to what seemed to be a great idea?

It was taken over by rabid bloated apes with nothing better to do...

(Sligster and AS, don't take this post seriously)


-Mac