How old are 5th graders?

Ahh yes, too overboard...obviously.

I'm 10 years old which is da average age of a 5th grader unless ya got a promotion or someting like dat. Melvin:squeeking_paramite I know if it wasn't for that none of us would be here it's just that we fear what we don't understand and we don't understand sex dat much so me and my fellow 5th graders fear it.Dats as simple as I can explane it.Just a reminder I'm not tryin ta be a snicht and spoil everyones fun but we should really watch what we say cause like Jar Jar Binnks said "Mesa got a baaad feelin about dis."and I don't want dis toplic ta get closed. :|

Oddling

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OMG they are 10 going on 11!:rolleyes:

Yeah sex is not nasty. It's actually a beautiful thing. It's not if you abuse it like porn, fornication, imoortality, lust, etc......

Ya I geuss yer right Pinkhaired.Sex is kinda like beer.It's good when ya use it wisely but when ya drink too much of it,it can be really bad.I'm not 21 yet so I haven't actually had whole bottles but like all kids I've had sipps.Anyway I geuss I should have a new look on sex cause when I see stuff it always portrays it as dirty stuff in strip bars and bad movies,but I geuss it's not like the crap they show.Wow I came ta dis forum ta talk about a video game and I get a lesson in life cool!:fuzcool:

Oddling

1. We agree on something? It's a mirracle!

2. There ain't nothing wrong with porn, fornication or lust.

I hate it when people say its a 'Beautiful thing' it sounds so tacky.

Ahem...Porn...bad? Thats good money and one of my career choices for the future. And dont go on about Lust...its horrible, i know...Ugh. Wots fornication by the by?

Porn is disgusting(No offense you can wright a nasty thing ta mean but sorry:fuzwink: )Lust I don't really know what dat is exactly but I know it's bad,and I think fornication is animal sex by what I heard.:sick: .All of dese tings are discusting ta me but dats my oppinion and also many others.and ya a 'beautiful thing'is a bit tacky.Wow!!!We acctualy agreed on somthin!!!

Oddling

Porn isn't disgusting, to some it may be...but its a living that earns people loadsa £££ or $$$.

Lust, believe me...its bad. You never want to experience it!!

Animal sex...i dont have a prob with it really.

Fornication is having sex before being married. A human having sex with an animal is bestiality. Er, we are going pretty off topic... uh, roadkill and fetuses!

Ya what he said!!!I said dat before but no one listens!!!!!ta change da subject ummmm errrr nnnnnn aaaaarrrrrrr ennnnnn uhhhh,today at school my friend made a glukkon out a cheese munch's and pretzils while I had juice in my mouth,I started laughing and it ended up all over Brian and Zack.It was funny!!But errrrr it's not exactly dat funny sooooo nnnnnn uhhhhh( starts running)

Oddling

Huh? No, you didn't... You said, "Lust I don't really know what dat is exactly but I know it's bad,and I think fornication is animal sex by what I heard." If you actually read what I said, you would have seen that I was answering you and Chris's questions correctly...

sorry I should have put a quote on dat.I meant when you said "we're way off topic...uh roadkill and fetuses!!!" and I put "ya what he said' I meant dat we should talk about other things like uhhhh roadkill and fetuses!!!!Anyway when I said "Ya I said dat before but no one listens"I meant that I said we should change da subject before but no one listened!!!well that post got kinda screwed up.

Oddling

Oh okay, my mistake... (I don't think I'll post in here any more, I've said every thing there is for me to say here...)

Sex before Marriage bad!? Disgusting!? Oh Dear Lord. You could imagine Pinky, marrying this guy called 'Hank'. On their wedding night she is about to have sex...he's naked...she then finds out its a very butch woman...ohhh, the Irony. Pinky...beware.

Also, does that include all forms of sex? (Not to drag this topic were my 'Getting to know each other' went...which was in the gutter.)

Also...i dint think Fornification meant sex wiv animals...its a new word i heard th0...i knew Beastility was that...dont ask how i know...i just did...no...stop asking...stop!! Stop...OK, OK...DAMN U!! IT WAS A PHASE I WENT THROUGH!! *Breaks down crying* Damn you all!!

Yah whats wrong with sex before marraige?And Jacob don't cry we'll stop asking you how you know what fornacation is.So Jacob how in the Oddworld do you know what fornacation is????:lol:

Oddling

Wow..How Tacky that sounds! LOL. Believe me, I know people who do pron and stuff. They look ignorant and you will regret it.
Fornication is having sex when your not married.


But eew you like porn? Eew! You perves! LOL
Well fornications is not bad? Come to the real world you guys! Have some street smarts. Why alot of reasons especially for one if a guy gives you head and you get knocked up, females who have children and the low-life father does not want anything to do with you and the baby and it's going to be hard on the mother. You can have a reputation from being a slut. Also, sometimes you won't know who the father is because you sleep with so many men! Also more chances of getting diseases because the jerk's not honest with you. Yeah, you need to watch more American talk shows more often.:fuzcool: :fuzcool:

Edit: Yeah, and Hank will try to explain!!!LOL

Couldn't the father still leave the mother if he's married? There's nothing physically stopping him from leaving, is there? He could divorce the mother and leave anyway. Also, pre-marital sex isn't bad if you use protection.

Yeah, you really need to watch more Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake and shows like that, where systers are fighting because they're both breagnant by the same man and they're fighting for him or a guy invites his girlfriend to the show so he could leave her...

This stuff can't be real, can it? I think most of them are set up things and the people get money for coming and acting or at least they get money for coming. But still I can't understand why anyone would want to go there and talk about their problems or fight with each other infront of the whole U.S. (and the poor foreign people who get the programs as well... :P) If they really are set up, that would really make my image of yankees more positive...

That's why you have to watch who you marry. Make sure it's someone who you want to spend the rest of your life with. They can leave you and cheat on you. It happens hardly. My parents have been married for 21 years and my daddy never left me. Also, protection is not always safe. Sometimes there can holes or it can possibly break without you knowing it did.:(

I dont want to do porn...i want to direct it. Difference. And what do you mean they look ignorant?

(1) - Porn actually helps people discover more about their sexuality. Thats Scientificly proven.

(2) - Interesting, especially from someone who states 'God is real and evolution is false cos God created us."

(3) - 'If a guy gives you head' ? How can you get pregnant from Oral sex may i ask?

(4) - Again...pregnant from Oral sex...how?

(5) - No, the mother will have family to help like my mum did after my asshole father left. Also, there's child support.

(6) - Not if your not a slut. If you have premarital sex whilst going out with someone you have been seeing for years then your not a slut. If you get pregnant and he leaves...your not a slut. He's a asshole.

(7) - You seem to be confusing pre-marital sex with some slut...how? Pre-marital sex is very different from screwing every bloke you see.

(8) - Contraception. Nuff said.

So, you can remember when you was a lil baby can you? How do you know he never left when you was 1 week - 2 mths old? You wont be able to remember EVERYTHING will you? Also, how do you know he hasn't got a mistress...you dont. No-one's perfect Pinky. Not even your bible bashing peeps.

Okay follow me:

They be looking ignorant when they be saying "Oh, it changed my life, or I get tons of money and I don't need school." Ignorant like that.

1. Please, you can learn about that in Health or Science class. You don't have to learn about your sexuality through some bend twurkin'. If it was scientifically proven, do you have an article to back it up? If so I would love to see it.

2. Huh? Just because I'm a christian, does'nt mean I can't know about the world. In order for you to make in the world you have to have some street smarts and know about the world around you. You can't be going around and acting like "Oh nothing is going to happen to me and it's a perfect world." God gave us common sense and your not suppose to test him. You can't be stupid. Also, If I walk 12 o' clock in the night in the middle of the ghetto with murders and perves, you know what's going to happen to me. I can't say "Oh God is going to protect me". That's testing God and that's just stupid. Even Jesus did'nt test God when Satan told him to fall and summon his angels to catch him. Ya understand? Again, you can't be stupid and gullible and have to face reality.

3. Ooops, yeah I corrected myself I mean give bag-up.

4.Knocked up means getting pregnant from bag up.

5. Not everyone's parents are not like that. Some parents would kick you out. I know some people who have their parents to help them but the mom have full responsibility over the child. Sometimes the guy won't pay for your child support.

6. What are you talking about? I'm talking about intercourse here. You can have a reputation of being a slut when you give some one head too. They would think your easy. Same with intercourse. People saying they had you and stuff.

7. Again, can you please explain to mean what you mean please so I can give you an answer?

8. Same here.

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So, you can remember when you was a lil baby can you? How do you know he never left when you was 1 week - 2 mths old? You wont be able to remember EVERYTHING will you? Also, how do you know he hasn't got a mistress...you dont. No-one's perfect Pinky. Not even your bible bashing peeps.

I don't, but my earth does. If he left me then my mom would of told me and he never did left me. I can remember when I was 3 and 4 and he would always play and take me to the park and ride bikes with me. We still have a good relationship today. You can also tell if a guy was "turking" or playing on you. My mom's not stupid. Who said my parents are perfect? Not all men are going to leave their wives. Of course parents are going to argue and fight. There are some good guys out there who truly love there women. Another thing, my dad was not a christian when he married my mom.:rolleyes:

You cant learn about Homosexuality nor Bisexuality in class and so the kids who are Homosexual and/or Bisexual are going to be TOTALLY confused. Which is wrong.

What are you on about Bag-up, can you use proper phrases please. Im tired and sober!?

Also, you started blabbering on about having a rep for being a slut. Well, if your not a slut you wont have that reputation...will you!?

Have your ever heard of Repression. Also, your parents could be 'protecting' you from a disasterous secret that could destroy the family if let loose. You know how these secrets can be.

Also, on that testing God thing. If the almighty is real then he's a bit of a tosser then isn't he. I mean, he tests us all the time...telling certain individuals to kill their only son to test their faith etc. And then we're not allowed to test him...how rude. Personally, i would rather reside in Hell...at least they have all the good Lawyers there.

1. Ha! Welcome to You and Society class. You can learn that from Your parents

2. Bag-up means to use intercourse. You have to know some slang dude.

3. Easy said then done.

4. Ha, not my parents. Not all parents are like that Jacob. My parents tell it how it is. What's wrong with you.

5. No, I mean YOU can't test God. For your information, you misinterpret the Abraham story on killing his son to test his faith. For one he did not kill him he was but God stopped him. You can't judge God because you will end up getting yourself killed over something so ridiculous. Ha in hell you will be by yourself dude.

Anyways, I want to move out of this discussion now and move back to topic.

The most disgusting I ever saw, was when I was in the third grade I was at some restaurant and some dude found like some bug and his food he looked at it and ate it and said "mmmm, crunchy!" It was kinda funny but nasty.

(1) - How the Hell can you talk to your parents about that. What if they had Christian parents? What if they had a entire Christian family? What if their parents were deaf and blind!? And its not a good thing to drop into convo is it;

"Mum, could you pass the peas please. Thanx. Oh, yeh and how do you know if your gay? Cos im having these weird feelings for this lad i know...and i am confused and dont know what its all about."

(2) - I do know slang...just not American slang. Cos American slang is useless.

(3) - LOL...i sooo cannot believe you!! One of my friends is 16, she has had sex with 3 guys...married none of them. Now she is in a stable relationship still having sex...she lost her virginity before the legal age. Is she a slut Pinky? I do not think so. However, i have another friend (Cos im popular like that, you see:D) who goes around, gets pissed and does oral with most guys...ok, now i except that, thats a good definition of a slut. She hasn't had many stable relationships...but he has been with both sexes...so...i guess she is on a one way trip to Hell, rite?

(4) - Pinky, you cant be 100% sure that your parents tell you everything. Also, you said that your dad got converted to Christianity when meeting your mum rite? That means i bet he had tonnes of pre-marital sex.

(5) - I wont be alone, i personally think that Hell would be a more relaxed chilled out place. If the Bible is anything to go by (Which it isn't cos its a pile of shite) then Heaven will have a load of tight arses up there who do it missionary style all the time.

Also, Pinky is it a sin to have sex and get pleasure from it in your religion...im confused about that? Also...is it a sin to have different positions during intercourse...as i am also confused about that. (They are serious Q'z by the way)

But why can't humans test 'God'? Isn't it unfair that God expects that 'He' is allowed to test humans but they aren't allowed to test 'Him'? Yes.
If somebody like that existed as a real leader in the real world then nobody would respect them. Same reason why I don't respect your God, Pinky.

Personally we dont know what God is or what the Angels are. Like in that 'Southpark' episode were God was that small, furry ugly looking thing...which was quite amusing. God could be female!! The Angels could be a bunch of Homosexuals...come on, i mean 'Gabriel' not exactly a masculine name now is it. They could all wear pink and fly around complimenting each other on their perfectly manecured nails. And Lucifer could of been exiled because he was Bisexual...Imagine Pinky going to Heaven and seeing all that, oh...how i would laugh.

I don't care if you don't your not hurting me yo. it's not my problem it's your problem. You don't have to respect God no ones making ya. Everyone has a free will and I choose to respect God. Doesn't mean you have to I chose to.

LOL, you actually believe that? I mean this is south park we are talking about! LOL:fuzcool: :fuzgrin:

I never said i believed it did i? No. But how do we know he's not a floating turd? We dont. Pinky, your dads a sinner.

No duh everyone's a sinner even you. floating ****? Yeah, and he made you out of his own image.

And another thing, you don't know anything about me and my father! Maybe other kids father left them does not mean it's going to happen to everyone. Some sins you can control and adultery is one of them! Not everyone is going to fornicate if you think that then I feel sorry for you. Don't assume just because my parents have been together so long that my father's cheating on her. Not all men cheat on their wives. If that were so, then you are going to cheat on yours when you grow up.

I wasn't on about Adultery. I was on about Fornification. You said your daddy didn't become a Christian til he met your mummy, right? Well...that leads me to presume that he has had previous girlfriends in the past and probably had sex with them.

(1) - So, we'r all going to Hell (Apart from mother Terasa...bless, all alone in Heaven.)

(2) - I know im a sinner, the difference is i admit to sinning and also i love being a sinner!! Its great!!

(3) - No...if he was a floating turd then i would be a floating turd also...i am not. I am a healthy (Well...thats debatable) 16 yr old cocasion male.

You cannot control Adultery...tell me how you can control it?

(1) - Can you prove he hasn't/isn't?
(2) - How do you know he really is your daddy? Your REAL father may have left you and then that man claiming to be your father may of married your mum just to make you a legit baby.

I have the utmost respect for women. But, on my love line it says im going to get married and then break up, never to be married again. Which leads me to believe im going to have an affair with a guy and then stick with him for the rest of my life...interesting.

Okay some of these I'm not going to answer because they are ridiculous LOL. You can control sexual sins! What is wrong with you! You can control yourself of not cheating on your wife or husband. You would have some since or morals not to cheat on your husband or wife. You can control your sexual sins as you cannot controls the gowls of your stomach.

2. Um, we have paternity test in this world.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jacob
[B]I wasn't on about Adultery. I was on about Fornification. You said your daddy didn't become a Christian til he met your mummy, right? Well...that leads me to presume that he has had previous girlfriends in the past and probably had sex with them. [QUOTE]

Please, even christians have sex before they are married! Just because you not a christian does not mean that you don't have morals. Some people are non-christian and don't have sex before they are married because they feel it's wrong or not the best thing.

Thankyou for proving my point.

Aw man, another fight...OK, I'm going to stay out of this...

Nope...no more. The fight thingy is over. Pinky just proved one of my points. Sooooooooooooooooooooooo...erm...whats the nicest thing you have ever seen?

Two fat nasty homosexuals having sex! LOL j/k

And back on topic, this is pretty gross...

In NOFX's new compilation album, 45 or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Albums, they put pictures of experiences they had during their career. A group of pictures that... stood out were those of strippers in a San Francisco Fetish club called The Vault. One of these was of an abnormally large woman (and I will try not to go into detail) who was wearing nothing but panties that were about 5 sizes too small. And here's the frightening kicker: she just took a huge crap. In her panties. Made me want to puke. :dead:

Well, I thought I would share that with everyone here! :D

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
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You know you love that Gluk. Just admit it! Don't lie and hide it! LOL j/k

Also JAcob I cleared up your point? Okay. Atleast you handle things better than freaking out like *ahem* Gluk and Dan let's say. Mwahahaha.