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i killed all the cops, but now the swat team is comin, we need more weapons :fuzcool:

Tee hee....


*Knocks on front door to mental ward*
Who ordered the pizza and *checks the check* 456 2 LITRE BOTTLES OF COKE?!?!?!?
So that's why my back bumper of my car was scraping the road....

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Whoo-hoo!!! BRING OUT THE BEANS!!!!!!
*gets her trusty pet rocket launcher and cackles insanly*
*BOOM goes the SWAT team*
WHOO-HOO PIECE O CAKE!!!!
LET'S HOP FROM THOSE PESKY COPS!!!!
*Myers and me hops in our 'lovely' strait jackets*:D

Oh,Oh,Oh I ordered that!!! COKE MAKES US GO HYPER!!!!!!
*eyes goes loopy and insane*:stare: :devil:

drinks alot of coke, starts jumping around with a knife in cercles gets sick :sick: starts drinkin more

HopsSickCokeYummyPizzaWeirdoInsanityDon'tMindMe........*grins*
 

*drinks lots of coke and hops around*
*sees a scrab*
Oooooo look at the pretty bear!!!!
*scrab roars*
Oooo it's saying hello!!!
*pats the scrabs head*
Awwwww poor bearie!!!
*It starts chasing me*
Yoinks!!!
*hops and get's her TNT boxes out and throws it in any direction*:eek:

~MOT

gets a tnt box too *throws it up in the air* boom
WOW fireworks gets more and keeps throwin them up in the air :fuzcool:

Don't you just love TNT's???!!!
A Guy: NO!!!
You asked for it!!!!
*a fight starts and a puff of smoke goes up*
Hehehehehehe!!!
*get's TNT and blows him up and goes mental*
WHOO-HOO!!!
*hops off* :D

~MOT

(To try and end it all quickly.)

Launches a Nuke from space, it hits the world and explodes it...killing EVERYONE and EVERYTHING on it. Including ppl in this topic.

To bad the laser defense system was active and destroyed the nuke before it even reached the atmosphere. Better luck next time. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!:dodgy::fuzcool: :)

Luantic On A Pogo Stick.......(me)
 

We're still alive??? *cups her face* I cannot believe it!!! *runs for the border*Wait Myers!!! *get's a pogo stick and whistles a song* :D

We are alive thank odd almighty we are alive! As Paramiteabe grabs his 24 pack of beer and starts distributing drinks to his friends!

Gentalmen, I like to give a toast to this vacation and to the fact that we are alive! here here!

Two hours later we are all laughing drunk over the beer, that we look like sick Muds hocked up on brew!

I like to give a toast to um.... Hey guys I see colors as Paramiteabe falls to the ground drunk out of his mind! hehe!:lol:

HopHopHopHopHopHopHop all day!!!
 

i have never pogo sticked befor, but ill try *gets on* *falls off* *gets on* *starts hoping* yeah i did it :fuzcool:

We were all so drunk we missed the tour. We better go tommorrow. Hey mitsur, ParamiteAbe lets get to the hotel and get some shuteye. Me thinks I'm gonna have a hangover.:lol::fuzcool:

Oh Al, You said em come on Mitsur! Oh mann I feel like the back seat of a taxi! All this beer on me! I think I am going to throw up! Bluahhhhhhhhhhh!

Everybody stares at Paramiteabe then everybody follows Bluahhhhhhhhhhh! :o :sick: :lol:

i go in a scary hunted house *wow* its cool in here peeps better than out thier maby we should all stay here for the night, any one coming :fuzconf:

Yummies yummies........*grins*
 

[COLOR=sky blue]*falls asleep in Stockyards**Zzzzzzzzz........*sleepwalks and starts playing Garbage and wakes up the scrabs*
Scrab: *ROAR* [/COLOR]:D :o

Hey look what I Found. A whole bunch of Slig Pants. We can have some fun with these :lol:
But I don't know how this will help MunchOnThis with a certain Scrab problem. Oh well these Slig pants are fun... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

DUM DUM DIUM DUM DA DUM DI DUM DI DUM!
 

[COLOR=sky blue]*whistles then starts singing terribly and all the scrabs roar and start stomping on me shred by shred and some guy with a violin plays the funeral march really quickly and rushes off* [/COLOR]:D

Eh, ParamiteAbe I ment to call both of you to come, not for you to be a taxi cab frienddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:)

Chris, how bout another nuke this time after eliminating "defenses". I'm scared here, thers all these people going by wierd names and like getting drunk and killing cops and stuff. Im scared...

You try and send A nuke and I'm going to Kamino.... Hehehehahhahahahah!!!!!!!!! * Laughs Evily * Hey Majic Abe!:fuzcool:

I think I am feeling sober now Al so I am going to the scrab fights tonight I can't sleep anyway I want to go watch Mudokins get eaten tonight! If anybody wants to tag along just follow me!

ill come sounds fun ill bring pop corn :fuzcool:

You people reming me of the time I was demonicly possessed, ran around killing people, starting fights, randomly hsouting obscenities (more than usual), illeagly gambling and maiming people when I lost, and trying to make hell on earth. Yea, then I passed out from having minimal blood in my alchohol and woke up in the land of hobos, aka Disney's Magic Kingdom. Yea, it was fun, one of these days children will learn.

Learn what? Learn they should kill themselves as quickly as possible to avoid such terrors (read: Disney).


- TyA

We arrive at the arena for the scrab fight as I Paramiteabe takes out his tickets. Gives one to Munchman.

Lets go, I here we can gamble over who will win each match. I am going to put my bets on the scrab. Nothing can beat a scrab! Not even a puny Mudokin. Or could a Mudokin beat a scrab? Hmm tough call! I guess we will have to wait and see Munchman.

:D

I bet on the mudokon!:D

(Sorry I haven't been here for awile)

scrab has a good chance, but ill go with a mudokin they rule :D

Lets see here seat 16 row 5. Wow thats pretty close to the action I sure hope scrabs stay on the field and not in the stands guys.

Then a big horn blows and out comes a Mudokin worror.

Look Munchman, Mitsur the first match is about to begin.

Then a huge door opens up on the field and out comes the most ferocous looking scrab ever seen.

Holy Sh** that is the biggest scrab I have ever seen. Come on scrab beat that Mudokin! woohoo! yells Paramiteabe.

wow, this is some good action, look at those hands fly off of the Mudokons :fuzcool:

Al the Vykker enters. Hope I didn't miss anything, I must have been in cryostasis for more than I had planned but I have a feeling that there is more to this battle that may cause an unexpected person to win. pass me the nachos, and I'll tell you.

Oh hi Al come and join us. You just made it to the first match luckily you were not too late to see the action. I put my bets on the scrab and so far the scrab has the upper hand. So far he killed two muds. I wounder who is up next?

Then a loud horn blew and out came a very muscular looking Mudokin on an elum with a large spear in his left hand and a spiked ball and chain in the other. Then a slig came out to the roaring croud of 50 thousand and said.

Ladys and gentle gluks and humens of all races here tonight from all over the Universe. I introduce the eighth wounder of Oddworld courtesy of our friendly Vykkers." "BIG MUD!" "But first give an applause to our scrab for putting up a good fight!"

Now my friends we will introduce the most forocous, meanest, ugliest, scrab you will ever see this side of Mudos. I give you courtesy once more of our friendly Vykkers. "SUPER SCRAB!" May the match begin! DING DING!

Then the door opens and out comes a rampageing massive scrab known on Mudos as SUPER SCRAB.

WOW guys, that is one big mother! This is going to be one interesting match! The Vykkers must have pumped that Mudokin and that scrab with steroids just like they do with Big Bro Sligs. Wow this is so fun!

You are exactly correct, Paramite Abe. THe last time we did this we created the big bro slig. We Vykkers figured we pump some more creatures with steriods to see how more productive they could be, but I'll be quiet and concentrate on the fight at hand.

Lets revive this thread.

Ok lets see here where did we leave off oh yes the scrab fight. I believe this is going to be messy my odd fans!

Suddenly the Super scrab starts chargeing the Big Mud but a cloud of dust filled the arena and nobody could see anything.

Hey Al do you see anything? I wounder how it ended up?

*gasp* my make-up fell over the curve! Now I can't look fake!:D

Not likely... Seing how long time its gone sence this started.