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MojoMan220 03-03-2002 12:43 PM

*MojoMan220 comes back from the dead and goes resident evil on Dark Xinos for killing him...*

salty pretzils 03-03-2002 02:28 PM

oh ick j/k

dark_xinos 03-03-2002 04:25 PM

Crumple dooo... I love youuu
 
Yaaaayyy! Page 2!!!

*Is so happy he awakes from the dead*

Whistling kettle 03-03-2002 04:57 PM

Sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abe's son 03-03-2002 05:01 PM

*JOE*
 
weres joe? *looks around* i cant finde him? *sees that munchonthis ate him while hanging in the tree* WHAT U ATE JOE?

*helps munchONthis down from tree* IM GONA GET U WITH A CROSSBOW! *gets out cross bow* OOBA LOOBA LOOBA!!!!!

dark_xinos 03-03-2002 05:42 PM

*chopps dow tre with axe and lights it with a box of matches that xinos had with him all along*

mmm. nice and warm....

salty pretzils 03-03-2002 05:48 PM

yeah...
 
a huge tribe of fuzzles comes and eats aall bwahaha:fuzvamp: :fuzvamp:

MojoMan220 03-03-2002 05:53 PM

MojoMan220 gets into an argument with a polar bear... The polar bear then begains smacking MojoMan220 repeatedly for some reason until he starts to cry. The polar bear apologises for smacking MojoMan220. He forgives the polar bear and asks him to join the hike, he smiles and says sure, why not. They are now the best of friends.

MunchOnThis 03-03-2002 06:03 PM

*whinces*
 
I'm sorry I ate Joe! Iwas hungry!!!!!! HUNGRY! Don't kill me!!!!!!

AGGGGGGGH! *Breathes fire at Abe's son*

Now back to camp!

*limps*

Oh yeah, I broke me leg! *sighs*


A little help??!

Abe's son 03-03-2002 08:17 PM

*takes out gatling gun* wana try that agian? *then holds a rocket luncher in the other hand

MunchOnThis 03-03-2002 08:19 PM

*laughs nervously*

Better run!

*Both chase each other while Abe's Son shoots back to camp*

Oh cack, I'm limping...........

mitsur 03-03-2002 08:26 PM

*Starts eating marsh mellows* "Hey who ate all the marsh mellows?"*Has an obvious sort of sticky line around mouth*Um.......Joe did it!

Abe's son 03-04-2002 12:44 AM

well
 
*stops chaseing MuchONthis*

well i guse tha- HAY JOES EATED!!!!!!!!!

*chases Mitsur

mitsur 03-04-2002 01:08 PM

AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Runs and trips over lunch box**joe pops out*

Wolfpac 03-04-2002 01:29 PM

Hey look Guys, there's a Bear.
What Should we do???

MunchOnThis 03-04-2002 01:31 PM

My leg!!!!!!!!
It hurts!
I can't limp ALL the way back!!
*limps*

Oh!

*falls on tummy*

Someone........a little help?!

*hacks and coughs*

Wolfpac 03-04-2002 01:41 PM

Watch out MunchOnThis. The Bear is chasing you. And you have that broken leg and all. What ever will you do. And since the bones gone through the skin and it's bleeding all over the place, and Bears love Blood...

Good Luck.
Bye.

MunchOnThis 03-04-2002 02:15 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
that bear is chasing me!
*limps as fast as she could!*

AH TO HECK WITH IT!

*breathes fire at the bear*

*bear groans and gets burnt to a grizzly death*

Roast bear anyone? *laughs nervously*

*drags bear while limping*

Geez........too......heavy!

Must drag bear to camp.........must survive.......must let others eat the lovely dinner, I made............*hacks* HELP!

dark_xinos 03-04-2002 02:50 PM

Mmmm... bear! Looks up to the west. Thats a nice big hill...(almost mountin). (Its about 15 km away from camp...)

*Ground starts to shake*
-Hey wats that? *Looks around... ses smoke from top of hill*
Uh-oh!

"What is it" askes someone else...
Me: its a...its a... vo...volcano...

*BOOM!!!*
*Lava flys 300 meters up in air. And comes running down the hill*

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN EVERY ONE!!!!!!"
*Grabs bag and starts running*

Whistling kettle 03-04-2002 02:55 PM

I wil run! Away from this topic, it is strange, kind of OK but it it is not worth my attention :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:............

MunchOnThis 03-04-2002 02:58 PM

*dramatic music*

can't run!My leg! *cracks*

Must fly!

*atemps to fly*

Dang must fly!

*trys again*

*shuts eyes*

I can't watch!

*starts to fly*

I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY!

Grab on Dark Xinos! I'll save you and everyone!

salty pretzils 03-04-2002 03:13 PM

yeah...
 
cue evil fuzzles to return and eat melvin and emit a large belch after wards..bwahaha:fuzvamp:

MunchOnThis 03-04-2002 04:28 PM

salty pretzals doncha see there is LAVA!Don't just stand there!

*flaps her wings* Ahh me leg!

Grab on salty preztals.

EVERYONE RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN! LAVA ALERT! I REPEAT
RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!

*flaps hard*

I'm da dragon on the edge!

Cack errrrrrr......where should I fly everyone to safety guys?????

*Gulp*

*looks at lava*

I'm too small to save everyone and I gotta a bad leg!

Help?!

salty pretzils 03-04-2002 05:13 PM

bwahaha
 
i am evil so i will run a way and leave everybody bwahaha..damnFUZZLE ATTACK"!!!!! FUZZLE ATTACK!!!FUZZ*COUGH * ARRGH NO *coughs, screams dies*:fuzmad: :fuzvamp:

MunchOnThis 03-04-2002 05:23 PM

Oh gosh salty preztals is dead!Oppps!

Oh well, I'll save Dark Xinos and he'll help me resuce the others. I'm a wee babie dragon on the edge!

*dark_xinos pulls her bad leg while climbing on her back*

Oi, mind the leg!

*flys somewhere while lava chases them and evil fuzzles*

EVIL FUZZLES AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Grab on Dark_xinos!

*Flys like heck*

Abe's son 03-04-2002 08:31 PM

ILL SAVE U!
 
no must save every one! *uses joe to sumon the MIGHTY PANTS OF SAFENESS * every one get on! *every one gets on* ill save us! *flys pants over to volcano and uses his imaginton powers from joe to make a giant cork witch plugs up the volcano* every one:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!

Joe:YAY!!!!!! IM ALIVE!!!!!

sudnly http://www.theunholytrinity.org/crac...boss/roach.gif appers!

Joe:ON NO!! ITS THE BUG BEAST FROM PLANET BING WOOP!!!!!!!
ARE PLANETS SWORN ENEMY!!!!!

bug beast: RORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sligface202 03-04-2002 09:42 PM

hey!i'm in too!u'm packed up and ready to go!and Wolfpac i got the flamethrower!i'm not sleepin in no tent!i'm sleepin' wit da bears!*warm* hey whatta ya know!I give da bears couple o drinks and they're my best buddies!Hmmm i'll roast the roach wit da flamethrower!die!roach!I'll knock you out!*Sligface punches the evil bug and it goes all the way back to its planet!*See ya!...Don't worry i'll give you a postcard!Everyone is saved thanks to sligface202!

mitsur 03-04-2002 11:05 PM

*Mitsur is still on ground*Come back!!!!
*See's fuzzles "DIE B******DS!"*Takes out Caster(From outlaw star)*Guys come and get him*"Hey these pants are kind of itchy......":D ;)

munchman 03-04-2002 11:32 PM

it starts to rain, i as in pants is gettin wet the wind blows me away i get stuck in a tree

dark_xinos 03-05-2002 01:58 PM

Oh no! Pore munchman! Takes munchman of tree and hangs over "not yet coled lava" to dry.

Munchman: Ouch its hot!

Me: Dont worry! Youl be dry in a sec!

Munchman *grows*

Gets better idea! *secretly barrowes joe...*

Me: Joe! Summon the largest holy pants in all the cybernet!
Joe: Whaaaaa- hum, humhum-------dwoapaaaa!. *POFF!*

*uses gaint pants as umbrealla for everyone :D

MunchOnThis 03-05-2002 02:03 PM

Gangway!!!!!

*Grabs her long lost friend and mitsur before the lava gets them*

*mitsur and Charlotte climb on her back*

Charlotte:Phew thanks Munchie your a pal!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!

What now???

*I turn to see a HUGE MONSTER GODZILLA version of a Scrab!*

All:AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

*Flys like heck*

MY LEG! *cracks.......again*

Charrlotte:Stop Whining and FLY DAMN IT FLY!!!

I AM FLYING AS FAST AS HECK ITSELF! *gulps*

Charlotte: yoinks!

Scrabzilla is on our tail!!!!!!!!

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EVERYONE! RRRRRRUUNNNNNNN!
I REPEAT RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Mummy!(:lol: :lol: )

*Suddenly they crash lands in a Costal Village*

All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

sligface202 03-05-2002 06:03 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abe's son 03-05-2002 06:43 PM

gets joe and........
 
*gets joe and uses imagention to sumonhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/crac...lavosshell.gif the strage*


Joe: creture ATTACK!!!!!!!
*creture jumps on scrab smushing it to a squishy pulp*

all:YAY!!!

*creture goes renagde and attcks every one*

all:AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MunchOnThis 03-05-2002 07:02 PM

After landing in a coastal village.......

*Rubs her head*My leg!

Everyone O.K????

*Charlotte and mitsur groan*

O.K maybe not.........

*A huge group of tribal fuzzles surround us*

All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Fuzzles:(gibberish)*

TIME TO FLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Grab on Char and mitsur!

*Flys while groan about her leg!*

dark_xinos 03-06-2002 04:33 AM

*very confused*

*puts banedage around munchonthis leg so munchonthis cant move so it heals...*

*falls asleep*

Wolfpac 03-06-2002 05:14 AM

What's for Dinner???
Well there are Brains, Bear or Bugs. What do you want???
Ummm... Give me the Bugs.

Munch, Crunch, Crack

Mmmmmm...Tasty.
Arrrgggh, What's happening too me. I'm turning into a Giant Bug myself. Someone Help me. AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!

dark_xinos 03-06-2002 11:52 AM

Desides to not take that risk... (sorry wolfpac)... aqually i cant help sence im sleeping... but while im asleep i might just whell help my self to a can of caned brains in brainjuice (raw).

*sluuuurp...* *squirts brainjuice at everyone* *lays down in tent again.

mitsur 03-06-2002 01:05 PM

*munchman lets go of mitsur because hes ssssooooo tired*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!Wait I'm not mitsur, i'm really Squall from final fantasy 8!*Kills all fuzzes and uses water spell on lava!(And the day is saved by Squall!!!)

salty pretzils 03-06-2002 02:56 PM

bwaha
 
bwaha i've been reincarnated as a fleech.....I WILL EAT YOU ALL BWAHA HA :fuzvamp: :fuzvamp: :fuzvamp:

Abe's son 03-06-2002 07:09 PM

*runs*