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Danny 02-26-2002 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by Fazerina
That's true. They really don't. One friday night I was trying to buy 10 beers with my friend from this little shop. The shopkeeper said "I know you're under aged so I can't sell you ten beers. You can have six"...
I like shopkeepers like that... :D

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Originally posted by Jacob:
So...plz dont say thats a bad thing...cos if it is...i will have a go @ u
Of course it's not a bad thing! What do you take me for, Chris?

Actually, it can be a problem, because a lot of shopkeepers sell huge bottles of Cider to 12-year-old Townies, who then go out and act like wankers, annoying the legitimate Underage Drinkers like me, who somehow manage to get drunk without turning into arseholes...

*realises he shouldn't really talk about intoxicants in light of friday night, so shuts up*

Jacob 02-26-2002 08:37 PM

Ohh
 
I dint direct the comment at u...directing it at the peep who sed it b4 me...Townies...dont u jus' hate them

Whistling kettle 04-21-2002 02:45 PM

HHH
 
I'm going to be 1, on 9 may! Look in the calendar!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry, I'm going to be 14 (9 may).

Joe the Intern 04-22-2002 01:19 AM

I'm 13. 20 in seven years, if that's relevant. But my birthday is February 13th, in case you little freeloaders wanted to know. ;)

Majic 04-22-2002 01:26 AM

Your younger than I thought Morgan, I thhought you were like 15 or soemthing, I just don't really know why...

MunchOnThis 04-22-2002 01:53 PM

~*WoOtRaNgTa*~
 
I'm 13. 14 next January........*goes off into a pink house and sleeps on it*

-Tea:D

paramiteabe 04-22-2002 04:30 PM

I am 20 years old and I will be like 21 on December 20th. I love my birthday because not only I get gifts on December 20th but Christmas too. My birthday is the perfect month of the year. I get double the gifts.

One more year and I will be abel to gamble and buy alcohol legally. yeppie!

But I don't look like a 20 year old. I look more like I am eather 17 or 18. So when I go and buy some alcohol next year they will be like looking for my ID all the time! :fuzblink: :D :lol:

Oddworld Master 04-22-2002 06:34 PM

I'm 13 and my birthday is on april 6 and not a single person (other then my parents) not even my friends (including people on the forums) cared :crying: no body likes me :( j/k but still it would have been nice to have at least 1 happy b-day :( oh well life aint all that and a bag of potato chips :fuzconf: :confused: i dont even know what i'm talking about any more :devil: time to be a teen c ya i've got some pranks to pull.:smokin:

VykerSawBones 04-22-2002 06:36 PM

im 10 years old my birthday is Novemeber 8,1991

oddling 05-20-2002 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by VykerSawBones
im 10 years old my birthday is Novemeber 8,1991
Aha!!!!I am not the only one doomed to suffer under the burden of childhood MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!I will rule you all with my iron fist!!!!Obey the fist!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!(Gir be quite!!!!!!I'm gonna sing da doom song now doom doom doom doom doom....AHHH STOP GIR STOP IIIIIIIT!!!)Okay enough with the zim lingo bottom line is that Vykker Saw Bones is not the only 10 year old shrimp here who has kids the size of Big Bro sligs saying I smell like fish.Ahhhhh the life of a middle schooler,at least they could say I smell like a Paramite!!!!!Hmmmm so there are others out there!

Oddling

LuxoJr 05-22-2002 01:11 PM

I'm 19.

One thing that always interests me is how people are so sensitive about age. I referred to a 73 year old man (deliberately and without emphasis) as 'old' and offended my audience. What's wrong with being old, or described as old? We can't prevent it - yet - so you might as well accept it and be comfortable with the fact that there's nothing wrong with wrinkling up and slowing down.

pinkgoth2 05-22-2002 02:22 PM

I'm 17, which translates as "teen", I s'ppose, though I'm not your rebel teen like most kids these days. I like my life. Just thought I'd mention it.

I'm often told I have the mental age somewhere between a 30 year old and a five year old... latter when I'm being insane, of course, a pasttime of mine, as many of you've noticed, and not only due to the choice of posticon that is my default...

I'm ooold and I have wriiiinkles... I also know how to use my walking stick! *threatens with it* ;)


- TyA

Mojo 05-22-2002 03:40 PM

Sixteen here, and my birthday is on february 6th, so i'm an Aquarius

salty pretzils 05-22-2002 04:57 PM

I'm 12, and thirteen on october 4th. Is it just me, or does this forum seem to attract teenagers most? :fuzwink:

munchman 05-22-2002 07:08 PM

im 15, im going to be 16, June 13

moy85 05-23-2002 10:03 AM

im 17 im glad to see other older people here

Teal 05-23-2002 10:35 AM

*pokes nose in and adds, in passing:*

....20 here...

*wanders back out, bobbing along to "Pink Caffeine"*

Mac the Janitor 05-25-2002 02:08 AM

You said you envision the forum members... how old do you think I am?:fuzconf:

dark_xinos 05-25-2002 08:29 AM

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Originally posted by salty pretzils
I'm 12, and thirteen on october 4th. Is it just me, or does this forum seem to attract teenagers most? :fuzwink:
Hmm... I woder why? (ironic)

Oddness 05-25-2002 09:18 AM

I'm 13, I'll be 14 in August, although I have had people both in real life and online asking if I'm still in school... :lol:

Capri Ream 05-26-2002 04:57 AM

I turned 15 a little over a month ago on April 23. I just wasn't around on the forums at the time to announce it. Not like 15 is that big to celebrate about, well except that I get my learner's permit to drive. Me behind the wheel of a large machine. Now there's a scary thought!

http://216.40.201.38/contrib/sarge/SierraC3.gifhttp://216.40.201.38/cwm/cwm/eek2.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/crac...ye/SHOCKED.gif

Al the Vykker 05-27-2002 12:15 AM

I'm 14, I'll be a freshman in august. Thank God, I hated middle school. The best thing was probably symphonic and Jazz Band. Oh well I'll be fifteen next March, 18th to be exact.

MojoMan220 05-27-2002 12:23 AM

I am 14 years of age and I shall be 15 on November 8... MARK YOUR CALENDERS!:D :D

Teal 05-27-2002 11:47 AM

*re-read's Ms PinkgothII's comment, and readies walking stick*

En garde! Have at ye, ye evil... eh, pink gothic type person, you!

oddling 05-28-2002 09:58 PM

Capri_Ream at the wheel!!!!!I don't blame that little guy that is a scary thought!!!:eek: :sick: :dead: :devil: :rant:

Oddling

atusiya@ 05-29-2002 03:46 AM

My father is 41
 
I am 8.

My father (atusiya@'s father) is 41.

Both participate in this great fourms.

tybie_odd 07-11-2002 02:25 AM

Me? 16 years, will be 17 on January 27 next year. :)

Kaimana 07-11-2002 02:27 AM

I am 14 going to be 15 next year in june im going to be a freshman this july the 25th to be exact. and its ROTC all the way thats right the rifle team :D im going to feel just like a slig

*sees class mate walk by. Kai:"getum". Class mate: Ahhh!!

Disgruntled Intern 07-11-2002 04:04 AM

I turned 17 on june 23, and none of you bastards wished me a happy...um...plopping from womb day..no- no wait, that's not it...

anyway, because no one wished me a happy birthday, I'm afraid I've gone rather insane. I know, I know, it's like finding out your mother has an extra nipple on her back. You get used to it, you just pray she doesn't decide to sport a halter top or a two piece bikini in public.
I remember this one time there was this dog and he started barking at me and bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark and so then I yelled at him for not wishing me a happy birthday, like none of you bastards gave me. In return he showed me the trick to immortality. First, you take a gun, place it to your temple, and urinate on yourself. Then, you'll live forever.

Like I said, I've gone insane.

Bastards.

Now, I'm sure I'll get some of the users saying this was all spam, and you're right. It's mindless dribble, and I enjoyed every key stroking moment of it. I'm actually surprised I haven't been 'warned' already. Some of my more recent posts have been...*ahem*..questionable. anyway, this is your favorite insane intern, signing off for the evening.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-11-2002 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
I turned 17 on june 23, and none of you bastards wished me a happy...um...plopping from womb day..no- no wait, that's not it...

anyway, because no one wished me a happy birthday, I'm afraid I've gone rather insane. I know, I know, it's like finding out your mother has an extra nipple on her back. You get used to it, you just pray she doesn't decide to sport a halter top or a two piece bikini in public.
I remember this one time there was this dog and he started barking at me and bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark and so then I yelled at him for not wishing me a happy birthday, like none of you bastards gave me. In return he showed me the trick to immortality. First, you take a gun, place it to your temple, and urinate on yourself. Then, you'll live forever.

Like I said, I've gone insane.

Bastards.

Now, I'm sure I'll get some of the users saying this was all spam, and you're right. It's mindless dribble, and I enjoyed every key stroking moment of it. I'm actually surprised I haven't been 'warned' already. Some of my more recent posts have been...*ahem*..questionable. anyway, this is your favorite insane intern, signing off for the evening.

So, I'm a high school graduate who just turned 17 on May and no one wish me a happy birthday ither!

But what the hey, Happy belated birthday Intern.

brewmaster 07-11-2002 05:23 PM

i am 13, 14 on september 22nd

molluck2 07-12-2002 09:45 AM

i'm16,17 on 24october!
hhuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
i'm scorpio,yuppy!!!!!

quetzalcoatl 07-13-2002 05:00 PM

I'm 13, 14 in november
So you're 14 dark_xinos, I couldn't have guessed:fuzblink:

dark_xinos 07-13-2002 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl
I'm 13, 14 in november
So you're 14 dark_xinos, I couldn't have guessed:fuzblink:

I dont know what kind of tricks you are up to... but it aint gonna work.

Edo 07-15-2002 01:50 AM

14, will be 15 in January.

Mac the Janitor 07-15-2002 03:24 AM

I am currently 13, but I will be turning 14 on February 6.

sligster 07-15-2002 11:33 PM

I'm 11, I'll be 12 October 27th.:D

Abe-gun 03-16-2003 08:05 PM

9...birthday: July 12...look it up on the calendar!

Majic 03-16-2003 09:04 PM

Dear Lord, boy. Just create a new topic!

MojoMan220 03-16-2003 09:14 PM

This will probably be closed by DI. Don't bring back old topics.