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PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-23-2002 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Xavier
how the hell can a Glukkon be sexy?
You are all wrong=> Slurgs are sexy

Glukkons are sexzy..why?....because they have alot of....

MOOLAAAHHH!!! DINERO! CHA-CHING! CASH! DOUGH!

MunchOnThis 02-23-2002 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by ODDBODD
slurgs are sexy... but they taste horible.. OOPS TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

*closes all his glukkon porn on then net*

In what way are slurgs are sexy?

Xavier 02-23-2002 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by MunchOnThis


In what way are slurgs are sexy?

they are pink

ODDBODD 02-24-2002 02:25 AM

pink with wild mawhawks! what a rebel to society

Alcar 02-24-2002 07:47 AM

How do Glukkons wear g-strings?

Well haven't you heard of the new factory on Mudos called 'Dirty Daves Sexy Stuff'?

Custom made for Glukkons, Mudokons, and even Slurgs!

Alcar...:fuzblink:

Xavier 02-24-2002 07:56 AM

I need the adress....
LOL

And did you never think Scrabs have sexy legs?

Alcar 02-24-2002 08:06 AM

This topic has turned into a place for members to express their inner desires for oddworld creatures. Very sick.

But i guess i will contribute again.

Have you seen fleeches in boxers! i could just go over and *cough* what was it I was saying?

Alcar...:fuzblink:

Xavier 02-24-2002 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by Alcar
This topic has turned into a place for members to express their inner desires for oddworld creatures.
We are only joking...
*euh* I was only joking

Yachiro 02-25-2002 12:29 AM

Hahha..this is too funny :D But it's kinda scary thinking about Glukkons being sexy or whatever..most of their bodies is their arms.>_< I voted for Aslik..is that pronounced azlick or asslick?

One, Two, Middlesboogie 02-25-2002 03:10 PM

It's 'Azlick'. That's how Dripik prounouces it when he says 'screw you Aslik!'

Xavier 02-25-2002 03:49 PM

Aslik come from "Ass Liker"
I think...

MunchOnThis 02-25-2002 06:08 PM

*grin*
 
And I thought Aslik came fom asslick......:D

Tree 02-25-2002 07:05 PM

I've read some forums, but this ones the funniest. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this ones fun to read. I'm at school and I just moved to a other house and My computer and phone isn't up so I can't talk about stuff yet....Ohhh the bells gonna ring BYEEEEEEE!

MunchOnThis 02-25-2002 07:16 PM

Gosh,I didn't think it was that funny, but I argee with you Tree this is funny.....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bye Tree!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-25-2002 07:58 PM

This is like Play Oddworld Boy magazine or something..

Anyways, why think Mullok is hot juicy and sexy? I mean, he's an old stale fart and he's just plain disgusting!

General: Attention! Strip! Strip!

Army sligs: Yes sir! *zipper goes up, down, up down*

General: Atteee-topless!

Yeah, to show their sexy metal legs, if ya know what I mean heheh!;)

Actually, I wonder what general dripik looks like under his suit.

Huge_Bro_Slig 02-25-2002 08:04 PM

brewy
 
i voted brew master yum soulstorm

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-25-2002 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Yachiro
Hahha..this is too funny :D But it's kinda scary thinking about Glukkons being sexy or whatever..most of their bodies is their arms.>_< I voted for Aslik..is that pronounced azlick or asslick?
Is he know for his great ass lickness in all oddworld?:fuzconf:

Al the Vykker 02-25-2002 08:32 PM

I t is pronounced asslik, on the Magog on the March, I think both Molluck and V.P. Aslik are the best.

MunchOnThis 02-26-2002 04:28 PM

It still looks like 'that old fart' Mollock is still in the lead......
but Dripik is a close second......:D

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-26-2002 09:19 PM

Darn that Mullok!

MunchOnThis 02-27-2002 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by Xavier


they are pink

And hints of brown and purple.....:D

BTW:It seems like aslik is second not dripik.
But Mollock is winning *groan*.......:fuzmad:

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR

Actually, I wonder what general dripik looks like under his suit.

* blinks rapidly* You serious?:lol: :lol:

ODDBODD 02-27-2002 07:58 AM

i know someone who could use a little asslicking!

MunchOnThis 02-27-2002 11:32 AM

Mmmm....
 
Who's that then ODDBODD?:fuzconf:

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-27-2002 10:57 PM

I think they're voting for Mullok for no reason!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-27-2002 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by MunchOnThis
* blinks rapidly* You serious?:lol: :lol:
OH YES! His short harms, his long hairy legs, *sigh* It's a girl's dream!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-27-2002 11:55 PM

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i know someone who could use a little asslicking!
I'll get the whip cream, cherries, and a cable cord!:D:D

Sorry I double-posted, I meant to select edit.

Xavier 02-28-2002 03:38 PM

3 posts*?
congratulations

hmmm
I realy think Molluck is the best glukkon ever
He is the one Maggie liked the most before abe came and ruin all wath molluck made

Cool Paramite 02-28-2002 04:10 PM

Where have you heard that????????????

Xavier 02-28-2002 04:25 PM

I can't found it anymore

but I can say he liked his mother
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. He was dedicated to his job, his mother, and the family ideals. He was the prodigal Glukkon son.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-28-2002 10:04 PM

Mullok does not do anything! He's just there! Sexless!

MunchOnThis 03-02-2002 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
I think they're voting for Mullok for no reason!
You know Pinky....*dramatic music comes on* I'm starting to wonder the same thing.........:confused:

Lil' Rap Queen 03-02-2002 01:03 PM

I'm feeling both Mullok and Dripik. General iz mo' of my type so I voted for him.

MunchOnThis 03-02-2002 06:14 PM

If your wondering who I voted it's Aslik. It's beacause he thinks he's it, pretends to love everything, and he's damn funny!

Xavier 03-02-2002 06:25 PM

aslick is more important you can imagine, he controls the trains, the big vehicles of the magog industries

ODDBODD 03-03-2002 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by Xavier
aslick is more important you can imagine, he controls the trains, the big vehicles of the magog industries
i know of a certain train that could use a bit of "controlling" :P

Xavier 03-03-2002 11:46 AM

what did you mean
is my english soooo bad ?

ODDBODD 03-04-2002 09:10 AM

lol
dont worry

MunchOnThis 03-04-2002 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
Mullok does not do anything! He's just there! Sexless!
:lol: :lol: :lol: What do you mean 'sexless'?:lol: :lol: :lol:

Doug 03-04-2002 04:56 PM

The only good glukkon is a dead glukkon, with the possible exception of a possessed glukkon, which is very amusing to watch trying to move around, especially when he runs into walls. And a possessed glukkon is going to be dead in a few seconds, anyway.

Sexy? Ewwwwwwwwwwwhh! . . .

MunchOnThis 03-05-2002 03:14 PM

Well Well well........
 
Mollock is STILL in the lead with.........11 votes!!

That will come as a shock to Pinky........:fuzblink: