^ That's what would have happened if I hadn't
seen Stuntman's post. SORRY.... let's start again, shall we? ____________________________________________________________________________ Snork nearly dodges the gunfire as flames leap into the air at Mark. "YEAH!! EEEEEEEEE!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!" ____________________________________________________________________________ Again, I'd like to apologize for the inconvinience.  |
Ok, new situation. There is a paramite stuck in the well leading to the paramonian temple.
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Oh... I don't agree with this... oh well...
Are we going to make new profiles? I still wanna be Snork... :( |
Jack: awwwww, would you look at the poor little guy...we gotta help him/her...
Mark: let's just shoot it *gets out gun* i wanna see the sights... little idiot, get out!!! |
Tassie and Unula looks at Paramite.
Tassie: It's too far down to reach. Unula: Throw me down, throw me down!! Tassie: Why? Unula: I want to jump on it!! And then laugh. Tassie: To hell with this... She throws Unula away and laughs at the paramite. Unula blows a raspberry and looks pleased. |
Poor paramite
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Shlig/Shlong and his new found friend see the poor stuck Paramite.
Shlig-Ummm... give him a Honey Bun or something... |
HEE HEE HEE I agree with mark shoot it.I like watching this
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Okay I can't resist I am joining too
Full name:Joe James Age:34 Species:Fleech sex:It Job:A fleech does not have a job Full name: Amanda Hugandkiss Age:23 Species:Flying Slig Sex:Female Job:Vykkers lab boiler inspector I shall start right now if that is okay Joe:MMM lunch Amanda:hey wait don't eat that poor paramite,it is stuck. Joe goes to the well and starts to eat the paramite Amanda:YOU B******,YOU PIG Joe finishes eating the paramite Joe:BURP Amanda:you pig Joe:Holly c*** I am falling,see you in paramoniaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Amanda:HA HA,oh wait for meeeeeeeeeeeee |
Joe's a little bastard.....
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Amanda:Oh wait,I can fly,wait for me you pig I wanna see the sights too.
Joe:I know your on vacation and wanna see the sights but I wanna see dinner Amanda:These paramites ain't stuck,you will get killed Joe:I wanna go back ***starts shivering*** Amanda:Well we are nearly there,you can go back when we get there. |
Shlig/Shlong look at Snork.
Shlig-That was pretty f***ed up right here. |
Effed up all right. :D
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***Joe returns to the two wells***
Holly F***** hell.Dinner is serverd.***sees a scrab and a paramite in the scrabanian well and starts eating*** Amanda:Oh now c'mon stop eating them before I have to blow you up. Joe:Okay.I just hope noone rescues those two creatures.Because I am hungry. Amanda :poor scrab.poor paramite.Oh well I will have to help.Ow that hurt stupid scrab. ***horribly wounded*** Amanda:Joe help me I'm dying ***sees Joe over eating some Mudokons*** Amanda:Oh crap. ***Joe comes over and starts eating Amanda*** Amanda:Nooooo Joe:Burp,now let's get to the scrab and the paramite.But I'm too full.Ah I'll come back later. |
***Joe comes back***
Joe:I'm not hungry anymore I know,I'll rescue these two creatures with my toungue ***pulls em out and then they start fighting each other*** Joe:holly crap,I'm right in the middle of this I could get killed. ***Scrab and paramite turn their attention to Joe*** Joe:Amanda help,oh yeah I ate her,none the less I'll bring in my new partner Name:Terror Species:Slog Age:35 Sex:male Job:Bone tester at boneworkz Joe:Terror attack Terror:Righteo ***It becomes a three way fight*** Joe:Who's winning.Oi Terror,now here's the plan,I'll go to safety,hello are you listning.Help someone stop this fight before Terror gets killed. ***sees Paramite wounded and sees the Scrab tired and sees Joe a bit wounded*** Joe:That a boy terror,kill that scrab.Oi anybody else up for a fight or to stop these creatures.Please Terror is not looking too good and if he loses,We will have a runaway Scrab or paramite on our hands.HEEEEEELLLLLLPPP. (NOTE:I did this for 2 reasons 1.To give something to build on 2.To get rid of my old character and to bring in a new one.) |
Joe:Hey Terror get out of there.
Terror :okay. Joe:ahhhhhhhhhhhh runaway Scrab and Paramite help.***hops on Terrors back and rides*** Joe:Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllppppppppppp. Terror:Okay I am in pain Joe:who cares we gotta run ***Scrab goes after Terror and Joe while the Paramite goes after the rest of them |
Ok here are my characters
Name: Mapple species: Fleech sex: Male age: 6 Job: Glukkon pet Name: See-more Butts species: Glukkon sex: Male Age: 30 Job: Jrn excecutive I Think its time for a new subject don't you think? |
Yeh I have really tried to make something out of the really funny mistake I made
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Kay. New situation.
All the glukkons have died of cancer. (Not the creatures in this RPG who are signed up as glukkons). |
Joe:Woo hoo I dibs on being king of the world
Terror:And I dibs being head manager of all bussineses |
People???
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Shit...
I got a new char: Name:Travis Job: Unemployed Age: I don't know... a teen Race: Mudokon Sex: Male Travis: No! We lived in pain long enough! GET EM BOYS! Hundereds of mudokons run up with shields to block Joe and Termor (?) in. Joe gets firece and pounds on them, but they were made from chunks of Rupture Farms, The Brewery, ect. and withstand his force. Then, Travis starts chanting... everyone goes quiet, except Tremor and Joe, who are going nuts... Travis Posses Joe. Joe:Hey! Tremor: Huh? Joe: Bitch I'm gunna KILL YOU! Tremor: I don't deserve this! Possed Joe eats Termor. |
TERROR not Termor
Mudokons cannot posses us Joe:Bring on the scraramite brigade ***unleashes thousands upon thousands of Scrabs and Paramites at the Mudokons*** Joe:Terror,make sure that you a)get the popcorn soon b)when they are all dead,make sure you zap em all with the slig patrol ***both of them sit and watch they mudokons helplessly get eaten by Scrabs and Paramites eating popcorn*** Joe :okay they are all dead sent out the sligs before they attack the public Terror:Right ***Millions upon millions of sligs start attacking the scrabs and the Paramites*** Terror :only the flying sligs are surviving even BBS's are dying but the flying sligs have the advantage NOTE:PLEASE make something off that it is easy |
Unula: Oh great, and I was gonna have my salary tomorrow..
Tassie: *dances, partys, celebrates* Unula: Oh well...*grumbles* I bet that I was going a completely way off, but what the hell, I have no Spanish stamps in my passport anyway. |
Poor muds.
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Can i sign ^
 if i can:Name: Slick Species: Slig (bigBro) Age: 15 Sex: Male Occupation: Security Guard that good????E-mail me @ Linebacker3070@hotmail.com |
Joe:Unnie,Tassie,both of your salaries have been quadtripled
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Oops!
The way you were talking I thought you were a Scrab. Sorry. Look I quit. |