WoW...so wot did u do. I bet u loved it!
You should of enjoyed the Experience. If a lad did that to me...i would be like "OMG" but i wunt like do crazy on him and beat him to death wiv a basball bat. I would be like "Dont move, he cant see me if i dont move!"

No Oryon, I grabbed a glass of lemonade and allowed her to dig in my pants and enjoyed it :rolleyes:, of course of was scared! I shoved her out of the sleeping bag, she was trying to grab me down, and she covered my mouth, she was like an ape on crakc, oddbodd would relate.

But I slapped her to get off me and kicked her because she was trying to put her body weight on me, and I woke up my friends.

AAAHHHHHH!!! pinky i feel sorry for you!

That was half the story want me tell you the whole thing or something?

no thanks. i might have nightmares.

hey, pinky, you should be flattered that she was interested in you. even before i realised i was bi, i would still have been flattered if a guy had come on to me, i'd just have politely turned him down. course, now i probably wouldn't turn him down, but the sentiment still stands. i would never be scared if anyone came onto me, even if they were really ugly [and i consider almost everyone beautiful, so they'd have to be REALLY ugly...]. i'd just turn them down nicely, with no baseball bats involved... :D

tell us the rest of the story...

I would b flattered as well...but that seems like she was trying 2 rape her. Coming on2 sum 1 is were you stop when rejected...putting your hand over the peeps mouth and putting your weight on them while tuching them is rape.

sorry, i hadn't read it thoroughly, and i missed that bit, but even so, pinky says she picked up the baseball bat when the other girl was only looking at her funnily.

did you know that a woman forcing another woman to have sex is not legally rape, and there is no law against it? legally, rape is only rape if committed by a man, against a woman or another man. it is not legally possible for a woman to commit rape [although she could be done for sexual assault].

I'm just bicurious. I have no probs with straits, gays, and lesbies! ;)

Thats true Rett. Plus if a woman raped a man the man wunt exactly scream for help. More like sit back and say "Bring it on bitch"
Imagine that th0...being raped by a fit blonde, Double D and Slim...*Shudders* Any way...move away from my sexual fantasies.
But imagine if u were asleep and she came and rode u like a wild stal...errr...i'll jus' stop here and press "Add Reply"

hmm... i just thought... if women thought the same way about sex that men did, there would be no such thing as rape...

Rape would jus' be like bondage with some one you dint kn0 basically. But then again women are cleverer and dont like to be f*cked til they bleed...where as a man...

New Subject, Wud/Have u come out 2 ur parents. If so how did they react. If not how do u think they'll react?

Man, no offence or anything but from what I've read on this topic its a bit sick.

Oh and I don't mind gays, bi's, lezo's etc.
As long as they stay at least 2,867,983,000 metres away from me its ok.

they haven't asked me...they should be ok with it...

I'm straight myself, but I have no qualms against those of other sexualities.

Naxos...are you a homophobe? Cos if you are why would Gayz/Lesbianz wanna come on2 you?
By the smell of it your str8 scum...

Naxos has these moments when he metamorphoses into a total tosser. i think that was one of them...

actually, i think he may be a tosser pretty much all the time. i have yet to think of a post he has made which isn't criticising others or complimenting himself...

In Answer: No, I haven't 'Come Out' to my Mum, but I really don't think she'd mind at all. She's verrry liberal, and has told me many a time that if I found I was gay, I shouldn't be ashamed.

Dude, this is whiggin' me out!! I've only met one Homo dude, and he was the Stereotypical Queer!! I've always wondered what possesses people to become gay, and now im not sure I want to know. I have read the bible and it condemns all homosexuality as a sin. If one doesn't stop getting freaky, and continues to reject God, their afterlife will be lived out somewhere south of Heaven. I won't condemn gay people, I'm more like worried about them than angry at them

The Bible condemns them because all jesus and his deciples were actually closet cases!
Thats Y...so they made the bible condeming it thus taking the suspicion of themselves. And n e way..WHO CAREZ? Fate decides wwot happens 2 us not a book! And where abouts does it say this in the bible?

Yeah, as for the Bible condeming homosexuality as a sin, there used to also be a sin to eat meat on Friday. And that was taken out. Plus, if homosexuality was really a sin - why the hell would God make you that way in the first place?

Jimmy: So God loves everyone?
Jimmy's Dad: That's right, Jimmy. No matter what you do wrong, God will always be ready to forgive you - unless you're gay. You are straight, right son?
Jimmy: Yes, Daddy.
Jimmy's Dad: Good, son. Wanna go get some ice cream?

While we're on the same page here, you guys have seen those commercials for the poor and starving children in third world countries, right? You know how it always starts out with the song that goes "Jesus loves the little children/all the children of the world..." Well, if Jesus loves them so much, why doesn't he personally give them some food and clothing?

- UnseenProphet, the Samurai Mudokon

PS - I am a methodist, myself, but I have trouble with faith sometimes (as seen above).

K'z. Thats a good point and i dont wanna here peeps replying wiv "Jesus doesn't do that to the children, Lucifer does"

Thats wrong, Lucifer does not take life. He merely takes the evil under his wing and gives a home to all evil bastard peeps. Jesus is the all powerful one not Lucifer. Lucifer does not have the means to do so. Also i have to say. God gave us free will to do anything we wanted to do. So why, if we choose a certain path, should he condemn us for choosing it.

I saw an old couple having sex yesterday at the park! :D Wanna here the story?

p.s, the spanish sicko was fat.

U never finished the Spanish story. Finish that 1st plz then tell us about the old cuple...*Shudders*

What do you mean Oryon, haven't you read the book of Job. And in response to The UnseenProphet, christianity is not a 6 flags Over jesus. Just because you are a believer doesn't mean bad things won't or can't happen to you. In response to those who would like to know where thje bible condemns homosexuality Lev:18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind it is an abomination

If thats the words it actually sayz has n e 1 actually realised wot it means. I believe that evry body, infact the entire human race is called "Mankind" so when it sayz that i believe it means i shall not screw n e 1. And if n e 1'z going 2 do that. We need sex...(Well men do)

HDM, it's not that I believe that by instantly praising God you receive every wish, desire, and need. Far from it. Did anyone see South Park two weeks ago, the one where Cartman owned a Theme Park? (Yes, I know so many of you wish to flame me, but I do watch it every now and then.) Well, in part of the episode Kyle looses his faith in God. In the hospital, his parents read to him a section from the book of Job. Here's how it went, I think...

Kyle's Mom: There was once a man named Job who praised God every day. He had cattle, a family, and friends. One day, Satan went up to God and said that the only reason Job worships you is because you gave him all of those things. God says to Satan, "I will prove you wrong. I will take away his cattle, his friends, and his family and he will still worship me." So, God sent a horde of barbarians to murder the cattle and destroy the town. Then an earthquake destroys Job's house with his family inside, but Job still praises God. Then Job is struck with a horrible disease and yet he still worships God. God then says to Satan, "See, I told you that Job will always worship me regardless of whether or not he has these things."
[SILENCE]
Kyle: And that's it?
Kyle's Mom: Why? What's the matter?
Kyle: Well, why did God do all those bad things to Job just to prove his point to Satan. Isn't that just cruel.
[SILENCE]

Yes, please save the flames for me. I really don't want it but I can't believe everything I hear from religion. The priests constantly change sins (IE - the meat on Friday thing no longer being a sin). Shouldn't God's laws always stay the same? Why do the priests have the power to annex and remove sins made by God himself? I prefer to praise God in my own home and not to be shot about by different religions. When someone asks me what my religion is, I just say Christian. Nothing more, nothing less. By the way, WHY do they call it the "House of God?" Doesn't God exist everywhere?

- UnseenProphet, the Samurai Mudokon

PS - If you want to prove me wrong, do so. Just don't turn this thread into a flame.

at last! i was hoping that at least one total bastard would post here, and now i can take my pick!

Statikk, what's your problem with homosexuality? it doesn't harm you in any way, and unseenprophet has already explained why disliking something just because of what the bible says is pointless. what you're saying is that a man may be a Great man; he may be a doctor, he may come up with a cure for cancer, he may bring about world peace, he may stop all crime. but if he just happened to be gay, he would go to hell, despite all of the good things he has done in his life? does that sound like the caring, forgiving god that christians claim to worship? if you people would only sit down and think about what you believe before you condemn others, you might be more likeable...

I'd like to shake your hand, Rettick, but my hand won't go through the modem.

- UnseenProphet, the Samurai Mudokon

i have no problem with bisexuals, homosexuals or lezbians. i do not think it is wierd or abnormal, infact my aunt is a lezbian. i would always get really angry when someone would something is bad by saying that it is gay.

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Yeah, but the old women one was nastier. Her shiriveled up boob was showing! I bet when she breast feed, she squirts out powdered milk! But it was a funny story. Which one do you want me to finish?

Hypothetically speaking:

God is nice, right...

God flooded the world because a few people were a little naughty...

does anyone else see the juxtoposition...


anyway...the bible was passed though word-of-mouth for a few thousand years and has been translated through several different languages, it's full of metaphores...you can't take it literally...

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Bill Hicks went over this before he died from cancer.

The entire concept of conforming to the Christian doctrine which is accepted as 'good' seems pretty strange to me. Major Catholic churches in Australia preach that homosexuality in practice is a sin. Should I go against what I believe - that this is completely wrong and irrational - and assume that some obscure biblical reference dictates what is right or wrong?

Hell no. I'll do and think what I believe is right, backing it up with how I affect others. Love others as you would love yourself, yes - but Christianity too often contradicts itself with this self righteousness.

Morality is completely subjective. Nobody has the right to preach that homosexuality is wrong when it doesn't have a negative effect upon anybody.

Well, You don't take it literally But those metaphors mean something, that you would have to follow in life. You know what I'm saying?

What are you trying to say?

After you seen an old couple having sex in the park with the old lady's...cleavage showing, you may never wanna take little kids to the park again! It's not safe there anymore I tell ya! Bwaahhaahahah!

i know they're metaphores...i'm just saying that after several thousand years of word-of-mouth passing-on of the story, the meaning's gonna change...as with translation, eg there are several different ways of saying the same thing in different languages - some of them will have different meanings if translated strictly or loosely...

I personally do NOT have nothin against gays, Lezies or Bis. At my age gay is the most commen insult used by others. Even someone i know is gay uses it as an insult!