Hmm...a couple more I thought of...
Mel: I thought I'd put on a puppet show for all the cute little kids around the neighboorhood. It has pixies and lolipops and magical dragons! Drag: [insert anything but *grin*] Teal: I've decided to sell all my colored pencils and invest in some good old-fashioned crayons. |
*Chases FuzzyFuzzle around with a Punch puppet* Yesss.... *drags FF behind a puppet stage as his tormented screams echo throughout the forums and Mr. Punch screams, "That's the way to do it!"
Oh, yes, back on topic.. thanks for the compliment, Rett... Yes, some are getting a bit old... but I have more, that I think are unused. Joe the intern: I love my sister more than any thing in the world... Dark Hood: Mmm, Capricorn tasted great! Gluk Schmuck: Plagiarism? That's the lowest form of flattery! Uh... sorry, Gluk, I couldn't resist... Rettick: But I loved the jokes in AE! Me: Well, Mr. Punch made great firewood yesterday. Dragadon: Writer's block is a wonderful feeling! I think I'm becoming obsessed with these. :O |
Melvin: All signatures should live forever and have a fortunate life!
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Lorne: Nah, i don't want that money. Alf: [insert sensible answer to question here] OK then Dan, Pinky: I have an A in A-level English. Pyscene: I like Dragadon! Melvin: squeeking paramite: That was so flattering, Gluk Schmuck, doing a spin-off of my idea. (ditto) [ November 28, 2001: Message edited by: Gluk Schmuck ] |
Rex Tirano persuaded me to resuurect this topic. I think I'll take up Pilot's idea and come up with some non-OF ones:
Keith Flint: I'm a firestopper, a twisted firestopper! Jason Rubin: We've decided to dump the Jak & Daxter series, which, let's face it, is utter pants, and reclaim our license to Crash Bandicoot. staff of Walt Disney: Hey! Why don't we come up with a film that actually sticks to the storyline of the book it's based on? Phil & Josh Hartnoll: We're staying with Ffrr Records. |
SEGA: We are confident that our new console will be a complete success
Middlesboogie: 1. WE3SE? That's easy to get a hold of! 2. I've decided to sell all my copies of WipEout! 3. I don't want that horrid WipEout Fusion, I can't belive Sony are allowing it on its console! Dubya: I like fainting, I do! (think Helen from Big Brother 2, UK) A Helen/Dubya hybrid would be an interesting conbination... |
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Any site that reviews games: We believe that Kabuki Warriors is THE BEST game for the Xbox. The gameplay, graphics, and storyline are all superbly done!
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as i have nothing witty or clever to say about any of you, i shall ask that you do for me what i can't do for you....in other words
do me, do me!!! [ January 14, 2002: Message edited by: Disgruntled Intern ] |
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Wheee!!!! (yes old topic...but why not? *grin*)
Pinky and Statikk: religion is dumb...Evolution rules! Mel: Peep is my favorite word... Teal: Ugh...foxes...kill them all! Veggians on the board: *drooling* sttteeeeaaakkkkk..... Darn...I can't think of anymore.... |
What will I never say?
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Me (TheKhanzumer):
Sorry, I don't have any idea what the answer of that Oddworld question is. Not even a good theory. Max the Mug: I don't know either. |
Halo man: [Insert immensly clever remark and theories to the universe here]
Danny: Ugh...gayz, i hate them all. Why cant the world be full of Townies!! |
Me: Cheese?? Yuk!! From now on my diet consists of loo-roll...
Munchman: That Micheal Myers man sucks!!! I'll throw all those brainwashing videos in the bins. Can't think of anymore...yet. I'm thinking..... -Tea:D |
Danny: Capitalism is the best economic solution
Me: Communism is the best economic solution Me: I agree with Danny! Me (still): I have accepted Jesus as my lord and saviour and will now go pray. Me (yes...): "God: Nietzsche is dead" Everyone on the board: [insert anything but personal flames here] Me: Apollo440 sucks and Destiny's Child rules! [... that hurts my eyes to even see it...] Me: Noko? Who's that? ;) heheh, I just know myself best. I don't claim to know anyone here on the board well enough to pick something they'd never say, though it was too tempting with Danny and with the "everyone" generalization, seeing how easily you guys will tear each other to virtual shreds. - TyA |
Me: i Hate Halloween!
MunchOnThis: im not adding on to my story Speacial no more, that would be bad MojoMan: i think Game Cube is better than Xbox *has any one seen Mojoman?????* |
Me & Pinkgoth2: WE HATE SCRABS!! SCRABS SUCK @$$! POWER TO THE PARAMITES!!!
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Lorne: In fact I did all this only for Money, MONEY!
Sydney: It's okay to kill animals! :fuzvamp: |
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Our point has been made, Oddworld Forums. Do not taunt us :D *laughing* - TyA |
Me: "I love my family."
Me: "I hate my friends." |
Chris' Family: "You're bisexual? I'm glad you came out because it can be very stressful for some people. Let's all hug Chris and be generally supportive."
Chris: "I think I'm going to discuss this problem with my family." |
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Rettikk(oops, I mean Danny) I renounce socialism and communism! If religion is an opiate, shoot me up Scotty! I bow at the almighty mahogany shrine the is the DOW. Long live capitalism and greed!
Sydney: I find it perfectly moral to imprison beefstock and enslave them, afterwards methodically killing them and eating their delicious flesh. I eat three steaks and three hamburgers a day and I wash all of the disease riddin red meat down with A 1 and Sweet Baby Ray's style barbecue sauces! Now, non forumers Tom morrelo: **** workers. I say if they were stupid enough to work for Disney in a slaveshop they deserve it. Hillary Clinton: I hate New York. I mean who cares if i lose votes. And if I am not reelcted it is because I am a victim of a vast left wing conspiracy. Chris Matthews: As a change of pase, I will refrain from screaming and interrupting everyone Entities and Businesses Ford: They may be flaming deathtraps but they're American Made deathtraps, by dammit! Botox: All the braindead celebrities are injecting their faces with bacteria, why not you! We guarantee it won't affect you painfully. At least, not that much pain! Mcdonalds: We love to see you cry! We are all sadists who love children and clowns to much! And, take a wild guess at what that special sauce is made of! Microsoft: We assure you the Xbox is not doing good! IT COST US BILLIONS OF DOLLARS! Bill Gates was reduced to weeping like a school girl after the third quarter reports! Have you no decency! Buy the damn XBOXS! we know where you live... |
Sydney:I hate Oddworldian!
Me:I will never EVER go on the computer again! ODDBODD:SobE is cool! |
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Ok, I know I haven't said much here on the forums, but can you do me, please?
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Mac the Janitor: I will cancel Slig Patrol, sorry guys |
Hehehehe!:D :D :D Good one, Xavier!:D :D :D
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oh hell why not
Me-i love life it's my favorite thing
Oddworld master-i will never leave the forums oddworld master-i will stop complaining about the xbox being too expensive i met her on the chat what a bitch all she did was complain lol :fuzgrin: |
Xavier: I have decided to limit my post count to 10 posts a day.
MojoMan220: Gamecube is good fun! Dark Xinos: I am very pleased with Lorne Lannging's deccission of making the next four oddworld games XBOX exclusives. |
MAJIC_ABE DO NOT CORRECT ME ON SPELLIN AN GRAMER I HATE SCOOL AN DO NOT PAY ATION OOKKK:fuzsmile:
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Now that seemed rather unprovoked, but interesting on my part that I have somewhat of a reputation. But see, I don't really have anything against you, which is good. heh, bu watch this:
ABEACE123: hi there See? No capslock;):) |
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Hey- does anyone else notice the little devil smiley in the corner of every post? (this one-:devil: ) it hasn't been there before...I think...:fuzconf:
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I don't recall a member named "Hey";) But anyways, no I don't see a little devil dude all over.
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Me: There is no justified reason for having SoBe vendos in MO!
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ABEACE123: I will stop using capslock!
Urhm. I cant really think of any... I wanna know what I wouldent say, so plz do me someone! |
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Dave: And after listening to Slipknot for several hours, I decided that blink-182 would be a nice change of pace.
Tom: Dear Lord! Could the X-Box suck any harder? Last time I waste my time on that peice of shit coffee table! Anna: Dear Lord! Could WipEout suck any harder? Last time I waste my time on something more suited for a coaster than a game! Danny (and most other members): And then I gave Bush a hug... a big, warm, loving hug. After that I asked him, "Mr. Bush, how do you make the world so perfect?" Dylan: Agh... those boring art house movies. Who gets this crap? BiddaMD: Not only is pot bad for your health, it can harm your social life as well... Leon: Oh, Chris. I love you so much... let's get married! Chris: Umm... woteva, Surf! I think I'm going st8! Being a sports-loving, homophobic pig iz nawt that bad! Morgan: Pop-punk? Phht... let me know when they get some talent. Me: These "punks" don't know what there talking about. What's wrong with the government, capitalism, and Bush? If you ask me, they need to sort out their issues... and play some better music. And I hate this "anime" stuff, too. There isn't supposed nudity, violence, fowl lnguage, and complex plots in cartoons! Give me Looney Tunes any day of the week! And on a final note, video games are leading our children down a moral sewer. We should sheild them as much as possible! ------------------------ Yeah, I know. They were cliche and really lame, but I'm bored, alright? |