Now that no one will ever be able to reply to this post, I just want to say Munch's Oddysee is legitimately my favourite game in the series.

cya all at the glass asylum

it still works...... for now

The oldest posts I can find are from the 13th of April, 2001. So assuming some sort of yearly vbulletin licensing or server renewal, it'll be before that anniversary?

edit: soz for the double post, mods pls delete

why the fuck did you even post? no one likes you or even knows who the fuck you are. except for me, and i think you're a prick.

remember when even varrok had to admit he fucked up and removed you as an admin because you tagged everyone in the server to let them know that a girl you accepted nudes from months prior was trans even though nobody remembered her or cared except you. and then you unironically put "deus vult" in your discord name. expect more oddworld porn.

hah. wow.

Reported to admins, the button still works (somewhat)

Yeah, not to claim I know what's going on in Varrok's head or anything but when you make someone a mod seemingly because their opinions are more regressive than yours, it's like what did you expect lol

Right, okay.
I was made a mod to keep an eye on you during the morning hours (my timezone) when the mods were asleep, as your behavior was getting out of hand.

I alluded to this but I don't think you caught on.

I was bored, bored of OWI, OWF, I thought why not try being a mod. So I came up with this character, I used Half-Life 2 profile pictures, the idea would be a progression where I would go from Civil-Protection (act normal) to soldier then finally elite, becoming less human and more robotic until new people would think I was a bot, devoid of humanity lol.

Course it didn't work, all the activity was on the local server.. and people thought i was power tripping.. only Oddey got the joke but didn't find it really funny. So I just did my best to observe, and keep the peace.

People didnt like me being around, even despite the fact I never banned anyone and my actions to move people into time-out, deletion of posts etc were all reported to admins. I couldn't shake the rep I had of being from 1984 lol. But my no-nonsense approach was working.. so i figured i would hang about till end of year then leave.

We lost Phenoix, in discussion with him after leaving I felt regret not doing more to moderate so he felt more comfortable just trying to share opinions with people. Stuff seemed to happen when i was never there or worse i overlooked it when i was, it was annoying for me.

Then the trans girl arrived.
It was late.. maybe 2-3am at night I remember reading #_general seeing this new user trying to flirt and supposedly sending nudes to people via DM. Here we go I thought.. some action. So I engage.. small chit chat. nothing,
I cbf so i go to bed.

Next morning... turns out she sent nudes.. and she got banned for it. I missed the whole thing. 1 user even said something to the effect of 'oh oxides going to get you' (my username) and i was like damnit! 1 guy actually understood my character and i didnt even ban the person!!! I was so disappointed..

Months later I get goss that she was a trans. It was just gossip, the person telling me didnt want to instigate anything nor knew what i would do with that info. But being bored out of my mind and a couple months to leaving the discord, I thought fk it.. let's stir the pot.

So lol I made an 'Amber alert' (inspired by the post 9/11 terror alerts) as a public service announcement for anyone who was hetro and enjoying the nudes that: FYI it's a dude.

Suddenly, long absent users just rush out of the woodwork, accuse me of transphobic stuff etc. I get sent into timeout for suspected doxxing and await judgement.

Now i was offended because i didnt dox anyone, the info received was public on their own social media.. but what perplexed me the most was the OWF community backlash.. was I really transphobic to suggest hetro men dont like trans women? I handed in my badge (i DM'ed a gif of a cop doing that) and left the server lol.

This trans thing though stuck with me for awhile.. I remember as a kid watching Jerry Springer, those segments where the trans would go on stage and say "im going to tell my boyfriend a secret, im a man" LOLOLOL the crowd goes wild.. the boyfriend shits a brick and Jerry would ask the question: 'why does it matter if you love each other?' and as a kid that perplexed me as well.. i was like dude its a man..

These days my wife shows me trans.. post-op ones. They seem happy, have
husbands. Is it the parts? IDK. But to this day I believe whatever you are attracted to, you have a right to disclosure, that was my point behind the trolling and jokes and i still stand by that.
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Regarding you Nep..
You abuse people online, really. You take pleasure from insulting people.
The things I have seen you say to Varrok disgust me, especially when the poor sod tried to only reason with you and time and time again you abused him.
I used to think while looking at the poorly drawn animated porn you DM me, if it's just a mental disability you have or some kind of health issue going on, do you think I am your boyfriend? There must be an emotional connection you hold to keep crying like a bitch about me and send porn to me.. what am I supposed to do with this, become enraged? What are you 12 years old? Did you sit there jerking to yourself thinking 'ha ha that fkn oxide is gonna go mental when he sees this shit!!!'

But mental illness or not, at your age and still pulling this immature shit, you get no remorse from me.

But there you go, an account of what actually occurred to those interested.

it wouldn't have felt right if owf died without drama of some kind

ikr? to be fair that was my bad for starting that. i just felt compelled to say something in defence of my ol' pal Oddey. plus EVP is a dick.

It's somewhat comforting to know that the forums will die as they lived: with members at each others' throats for the weirdest drama.

also lmao imagine just wilfully outing yourself as a complete and utter creep

im kind of hoping alcar shows up at the last second and rescues the forums superhero-style, just to ensure EVP's deranged rant up there remains immortalized for the rest of time

I fucking love that there's beef right at the end of the forum's life. This is what it's all about: a bunch of moody degenerate cunts. This is what made OWF what it was. This is how men were forged.

e: also whew EVP_Glukkon you're a fucking nutter.

😏

damn straight.

oddey is too busy being sigma to care about a forum post

Nothing about OWF has ever been manly or straight. That's tradition.

I wholeheartedly reject the idea that any Oddword related pornographic images I may or may not have sent to Oxide were poorly drawn

let me guess, you sent the one with elum in it?

maybe angsty adolescent arguments is what was keeping this place alive and us all growing up is ultimately what killed it ��

maybe angsty adolescent arguments is what was keeping this place alive and us all growing up is what ultimately killed it 🤔

I may or may not have sent some pictures of Elum enjoying himself

Sure let's discuss on the Discord. Oh, wait.. you got yourself booted from it for being a cunt during my absence! Who would have thought?

I'm surprised you don't try to be more tactful and send me democratic or leftist propaganda if you actually wanted to try annoy me. (an impossible task I might add).

Lol, I talk to Oddey on the Discord. You're outdated MA. Like this place, obsolete.

And while this place is dying let's bring back EVP one last time... hey! get over here, all yours.

Um, yes. right.

HEY! Dis ere been a long time since last spoke! But I got news for ya, SO LISTEN UP YA IDIOTS!

Lorne got dis new project, gonna rake in a lootttaa moolaahh. hehehe. What is it?! GRAPHIC NOVELS YA SHMUCKS! Course He anit got no artist, and dat publisher don't exactly go about makin comics n such.. so uh. SHUT UP! - true story.

Yeah I'm sure it had nothing to do with Lorne lying through his teeth at every given opportunity, feeding us BS for decades, while screwing his own IP into the ground. I mean bottom line we came here because of Oddworld, we're dying as Oddworld dies.

Yep that was the motivation to post such here while still able.

I noticed in page one people are making final statements... I'm in a reflective mood so I guess I will.

Stepping outside of EVP_Glukkon or Oxide (Discord)
Like many, being here was about trolling, lurking, talking BS, but mostly just engaging with people and ideas I didn't tend to encounter IRL. The personalities and opinions, beliefs so far twisted or so far other side of the spectrum to my own held an appeal that lasted for me for over a decade.

All jokes aside, my current beef with Nep aside, everything aside, I think each and every one of you is special in your own way, and together you made OWF what it is for such a long period of time.

Well said MA, and with that I will take my leave.
Thanks for the memories everyone.

EVP_Glukkon, signing off.

edit: i think posting is broken

ha ha funny glukkon rp so wholesome reminds me of the good old da-


https://media.discordapp.net/attachm...261&height=827


it's probably obvious to most of you but in case it isn't, the "so far twisted" beliefs he's referring to are the ideas that trans people, gay people and non-white people deserve rights.

Won't let me retire in peace?

"trans people, gay people and non-white people deserve rights" - Okay so what about white hetro people? Don't they deserve rights? because according to you and your kin.. no.

Just answer me this.. Does a hetro/gay/trans/ have right to disclosure about the biological identity of someone attempting to engage in sexual acts with them?

I believe yes.

The impression I have however, is that hetro men need to see trans women as women - SEXUALLY - not equal rights, treatment etc. that is different. I mean you want hetro to see and be attracted to trans women same as biological women. And if they don't, you label them transphobic.

Sorry but no thanks. not going to force that kind of BS on me, and all Meechmunchie did by trying to troll me was distract from the fact you all have no regard for Hetro or their rights at all, none.

holy fuck lmao

if he were ever sentenced to death, all they'd have to do is leave him in a room with a rope and he'd figure out a way to unintentionally hang himself

Still haven't figured it out have you?

Your head is so far up you actually look at my comments and think I'm discrediting myself. That's how woke you are.

"Oh the hetro is saying hetro things, what a fool!" Uhuh.
Because I share your views yeah? Hm

good thing you masturbating to a trans girl's nudes in a dark basement doesn't really qualify as a sexual act with her

he trolled you good though. i cracked up reading that. like fucking poetry in motion.

nep's head is so far up their own ass that they see me saying things like "transes aren't really people anyway" and "hitler did nothing wrong" and think it's a problem with my worldview as opposed to their wokelet little brain! look everyone! look at how terrible their opinions are and how bad it makes them look!
yeah pretty much nailed it there

Ah, I think you are confusing your drug induced schizophrenia with what's been actually occurring on Discord.

Maybe apologize to Varrok, try to stop being an asshole to people at every given opportunity and rejoin the OWF Discord and discuss it there?

Ah right no point.. your MO is to just piss people off or get reactions. Well as I said in my response to your shit porn, hope you find peace, or don't.. and keep crying about me in Local. :p

Ah so you have the nerve to insult me here but not in Discord?

LOL what a coward. I see you for what you are Auriel, not impressed.

Yeah and if that's all it was I would laugh too, but that joke was to deflect from the woke shit infesting OWF.

no it wasn't. it was because you're an idiot.

Go jump down a black hole MA.

Wow, he's so stoic, I can't believe we're unable to get reactions out of him!

Jk, it's not really bait, that would imply you're not actually a piece of shit which you are

but you blocked me and told varrok and nemin that I was harassing you with oddworld porn and then you went and searched for months old posts from me in different servers to reply to despite me not even being in those servers anymore because you were so determined to start an argument, so I don't think it's a discussion you want

https://media.discordapp.net/attachm...587&height=827

I have to say how disappointed I am that I'm neither pissing you off, nor getting a reaction out of you

i'm being serious though. if you weren't such a fucking fool you wouldn't be making a giant tit of yourself.

whats funny is i only just found out that any of this has taken place, or that you're the same Oxide i've had silly arguments with before on the server.
seeing your flimsy excuses to justify your disgusting behavior and dismiss any criticism against you as "woke shit" tells me everything i need to know though :stare: