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This one time I walked in on my sister and I had a massive nose bleed

shit was crazy

What I read

was there any sausage involved or nah?

i had some sausages when I got there actually

Oho, I bet you did you sly dog

I got walked in on by my roomates brother after a shower( the door lock didn't work right). Still. Dude should learn to knock, rude ):\

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cuz you ain't hot

Congratulations on your first post. :hobo:

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Congratulations on your first post. :hobo:

I guess I've been buurned?

Congrats on your 3RD post

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I guess I've been buurned?

Congrats on your 3RD post

Whose third post? When I said that, the forums literally said that was his first post ever. Now he's got 2.

Edit: By the odds! There is a few minutes of delay! He's multiplying!

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Whose third post? When I said that, the forums literally said that was his first post ever. Now he's got 2.

Edit: By the odds! There is a few minutes of delay! He's multiplying!

Yes was his 3rd post but how about you stay on topic in your own thread and talk about something embarassing lol :p

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Yes was his 3rd post but why we argue? Stay on topic in your own thread and talk about something embarassing lol :p

Yeah Nate's probably waiting for a reason to lock this thread, so I guess I'll tell you guys another story while I'm thinking of it. Although, upon closer inspection it looks like this kid's gonna be the one to get banned first.

It's another super market thing, oddly enough.... A few years ago I was with my mom and we eventually separated because I was starving and I wanted to go grab something from the deli to eat immediately when we got home. I was like 19 or so, and when I went back to the checkout to look for our cart I got a bit confused because I couldn't see which line she must have pulled up to. So there I was, a gullible and confused looking fat man holding a box of chicken nuggets and fries, starring blankly at the checkout lines. Naturally, an employee walked up to me and started trying to guide me like I was mentally handicapped.

She seemed to honestly think I was retarded, but she wasn't being mean or anything. She was talking in a soft voice like I was a fuckin' 4 year old like "Are you ready to go home?" and started guiding me. I explained I was just looking for someone, and she understood - but I was a bit confused why she was talking to me like that. Then it hit me after a minute or two. I looked like a lost child.

Oh wait I remember another one.

So the person I was dating and I were at my house watching a movie when I dozed off on the couch. Then I farted so loud it woke me up to find my date was rofl about it

A truly embarrassing moment in my younger life xp

A guy I was friends with asked me out in a Pret and started crying loudly when I said no.

Last year some time I was at Hungry Jack's and after being handed my order I stepped backwards... right onto some poor woman's foot. She said she was fine yet was obviously in pain. She's likely forgotten about the incident entirely, whereas I can't help but keep replaying the event in my mind.

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Today at work a co-worker pointed out that I was doing something in a horribly inefficient way, such that with his advice I was able to make one method in my code go from taking 10 minutes to run to less than a second. That was pretty embarrassing.

You should (break your NDA) and show us the code, we can see who here can get the best time complexity.

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You should (break your NDA) and show us the code, we can see who here can get the best time complexity.

Okay, here goes (for one part of it, at least):

def findCentroid(docMatrix):

    valArrayTransposed = getArray(docMatrix).transpose()

    return asarray([mean(row) for row in valArrayTransposed]

def findCentroid(docMatrix):

    return docMatrix.sum(axis=0)/docMatrix.shape[0]

As you can see, it's less to do with algorithmic complexity and more to do with understanding how scipy matrixes operate.

I bet you have stories that are more embarassing than this one.

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once right i walked to my sister's and when I got there I realised id had a massive nose bleed

shit was crazy

What about subway?

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What about subway?

Bleed Fresh?